Hilarious Church Signs! #Thanksgiving Edition

And, of course, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, we decided to do a very special segment. You guys excited about this one? It's a segment we like to call, Here's Your Church Sign.

Here's your church sign.

What's that say?

Gets me every time, Chris. Every time. Now, sometimes church signs say things wrongly. And the holidays, of course, are no exception to the rule. Every sign that we're going to show you is real. Just remember that.

Thanksgiving Signs and Church Sign Humor

Let's get the first one up, guys. Here's what it says. This sign says, Happy Thanksgiving. But when do they celebrate Thanksgiving?

October 13th.

And the spelling is also wrong. The date's wrong. And just so you know, they got justification by faith wrong, too.

It's true.

Now here's a church that has the dates wrong, but also other things wrong. Let's check this one out. Thanksgiving holidays. Where?

Closed.

19th.

Throw 23rd. This sounds more like a football play than a Thanksgiving invitation. Now when it comes to Thanksgiving, most churches serve what? Turkey, right? It's a staple of every Thanksgiving dinner, right?

Absurd Church Sign Messages About Food and Thanksgiving

This one decided to do a different kind of dinner. It says, best sausage supper in St. Louis. Come and eat Pastor Thomas Resler. They should change their name to Cannibalism Christian Church. Come join us at CCC.

Now here's another kind of food that wasn't supposed to be there. It says, God doesn't make mistakes. No, God doesn't, but Myron the sign maker does. Now here's a Thanksgiving one. It reads, Thanksgiving is not a day.

It's a lifestyle.

Except it is. It is a day.

Miswritten Signs and a Final Holiday Invitation

Now here's another sign. It reads, behold, I'm making all things ew.

Ew.

And lastly, if you're looking for a church for the holidays, you may not want to go to Faith Community Church. Take a look. Now, a lot of people wouldn't want to go there, I understand. But if you've got to go, you've got to go.

Next week with Jeff Durbin, the late night show with the unpopular opinion. Tuesday, only on Facebook Live.