The Studio: Episode 7: The Church Skit

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Alright guys, so, um, the reason I scheduled this production meeting today, uh, was to just get some ideas for new shows, new projects we're working on, just seeing where you guys are at, seeing if you guys had any ideas.

00:30

Um, Luke and Jeff aren't here today because everything we do here is an enormous waste of time, and they're pastors, so we would never want them to be involved in any of this.

00:40

Um, so do you guys have, uh, any, anything you're thinking about, any ideas?

00:47

Well, I just wanna bring up the elephant in the room here, which is our logo, and the satanic implications it has with the triangles, you know, that's

00:56

Illuminati. Like, are we in this for Jesus or Satan? Like, if we're in this for Satan, we should just say, okay, we're a film studio of Satan.

01:07

Like, Austin here is drinking a monster. Do you know what's on the face of that can?

01:12

That's Hebrew for 666. You know what that is? That's the mark of the beast, dude.

01:18

Bro, hold on, hold on. We gotta get on top of it. I'm investigating the Illuminati right now.

01:24

This is, like, my most important project. If we don't get on top of this, it's all over. Okay, well, actually, and you guys, while we're talking about sort of the aesthetics of the show,

01:33

I'm thinking that maybe we should get rid of anything that, like, people won't like. So, um, maybe if you guys shave your beards, cause,

01:43

I mean, I'm just afraid people won't like them. Yeah, I have been a little convicted cause in my studies

01:48

I found that red is the color of the devil. So, I've been thinking about shaving, but, um, you have a nose ring.

01:57

Alright, so, moving on, do we have anything else? I have an idea. Okay. I think we need to talk about new show ideas.

02:03

Alright, let's do it. I've been thinking about maybe doing, like, a gun show. So, um, like,

02:09

Second Amendment type stuff? No. Gun show. Well, do you think that that would, um, cause someone to stumble?

02:25

Okay. What does that mean? Speaking of Second Amendment, why don't we do a show on politics?

02:31

Well, I think we should add an idea for a show where you walk around on the street with a microphone, ask people questions, make them look stupid, we'll call it

02:41

Everyone's a Statist. The question, though, is are you guys prepared to make an account for that idleness?

02:48

Yeah, because ultimately, I mean, like, politics don't matter anyway, right? Like, Jesus is king. Okay, so, moving on, um,

02:57

Austin, why don't you tell us how Post -Bit's going? It's been going good. I have, like, three games in the chamber right now.

03:03

I think this is going to reach a lot of people. Okay, so, um, is there any scripture in the show? Yes. Uh, altar call?

03:11

Absolutely. Confessions? Westminster Lunda Baptist. I think you know.

03:18

Yes. Okay, well, if there's nothing else, then we can probably just be done.

03:28

No, that's good. Gabe always has the best ideas.

03:37

Motion to dismiss the meeting? Second the motion. Okay, guys, uh, you guys have a good day.