The Kind of People That Make God Sick — Greg Locke

Thank you so much, Robertson family. Open your Bible tonight to Revelation chapter number 3, if you would, please. The last book in your New Testament Bible, the book of the Revelation and chapter number 3.

So good to see you. You've been so faithful to the meetings. Thank you so very much. It's always wonderful to preach to people who enjoy preaching and who not only enjoy the preaching, but they sit there and they listen, and many of them take notes, respond.

I appreciate that so very, very much. I don't know what it's like to be a preacher, to preach to people who are disinterested in what you have to say, and so I appreciate it so very much. It's in the bottom of my heart.

Thank you for being here tonight. Come back tomorrow night. Of course, if you have a good fundamental Bible-preaching church that you belong to, who has Wednesday night prayer services, I'm a firm believer that you need to support your local church tomorrow night.

Be there, but then please Thursday night, grace us with your presence Friday night for our special teen emphasis. We hope that you'll be here at the Franklin Road Baptist Church. Thank you, preachers, for being here.

I know Brother Anderson here. I know Brother Cranston Knowles is here. There's some other preachers, obviously, that belong to the church here. Thank you for coming, and we would like to take the time to honor you, but for time's sake, we'll not do that tonight.

Thank you so very much for being here. God bless your heart for taking time out of your busy schedule. Revelation 3. Let's stand, please, out of respect for God's Word tonight. I praise the Lord. Thank you so much for praying for me.

My throat feels just about 100 better. It's due to prayers, and it's due to the fact that people have pumped just about everything you can imagine into my body today, but it feels a whole lot better, and so I praise the Lord for it tonight.

Christ’s Message to the Lukewarm Church

A message that's been burning in my heart for some time. I hope it'll be a blessing to you. Revelation 3. Let your eyes please fall to verse number 14. Revelation chapter number 3 and verse number 14, please.

The Bible says, "...And unto the angel of the pastor of the church of the Laodiceans write, these things, sayeth he, Amen, the faithful and true witness to the beginning of the creation of God. I know thy works, that thou wert neither cold nor hot.

I would thou wert cold or hot. So then, because thou wert lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will spew thee out of my mouth.". Verse 17. "...Because thou sayest, I am rich and increased with goods and have need of nothing.

And knowest not that thou art wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked. I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich. And white-raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear.

And anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten. Be zealous, therefore, and repent. Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice and open the door, I will come in to him and will sup with him and he with me.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame and am set down with my Father in his throne. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit sayeth unto the churches.".

And I want to bring you a simple message entitled, The Kind of People That Make God Sick. Thank you very much. You may be seated. Let's bow our heads in heart. Let's pray and ask the Lord to bless our time together tonight.

Father, thank you so much once again for this privilege you've afforded us to be here tonight in your house, with your people around your word. Father, there's a message that's burning in my heart tonight and I pray that it would burn as I preach it for the next few moments and you would help me to preach from a burden.

And Father, that you would fill me with the blessed Holy Spirit of God for the next few moments because, Lord, I need your intervention. I need your help and your aid. And I'd be foolish and haughty and proud to admit otherwise.

Lord, all is vain unless the Spirit of the Holy One comes down tonight. And so, Lord, please bless us. Lord, we've been praying and we've had people that have prayed around the clock. We've had the men that have been praying.

No doubt others have prayed in their family devotions, their own personal altar time. And dear God, we are pleading and praying that the power of the Holy Spirit of God would fall upon the Franklin Old Baptist Church tonight.

And, Lord, we desperately need thee. And, Lord, we need you to work. And I pray that you would use the Spirit of God and the Word of God tonight in the most powerful way. And, Father, when we leave, may we truly know that we've not only been in the house of God, but we've been in the presence of God for sure.

And, Father, we'll be careful to give you the praise. We know you'll do great things. For we pray it in faith and ask it in Jesus' name. Amen. Believe it or not, the book of the Revelation is probably one of my most favorite books in all the Bible, a very exciting book.

The Prophetic Scope of Revelation

Sometimes we can get a little bit bogged down in prophetical books and sometimes we can find Ezekiel in the wheel and we can find Daniel by the river bank and sometimes we think to ourselves, why all this is in the Bible?

But yet, if you read Revelation 1, you find out that we get an extra special blessing from the sovereign God of heaven if we heed to that which has been written in the prophetic book of Revelation. Revelation 1, we find out from the Bible and we find out from history that through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit of God, John is now writing.

And history tells us that he's been boiled in hot seething oil by the Roman government, probably not something that was too nice to endure. They sit him there on the Isle of Patmos, he's by himself. And the Bible says on the first day of the week, which I believe is a reference to Sunday, he heard a voice like a trumpet speaking to him and said, John, I want you to write those things which have been.

I want you to write the things which are and the things which shall be hereafter. And ladies and gentlemen, he had a marvelous, supernatural, glorious vision of Jesus Christ. Then in Revelation 2 and 3, we have two companion chapters, two mountaintop chapters.

You must have one to have the other in Revelation 2 and 3. In those two chapters, we have the specific prophetic messages to the seven churches of Asia Minor. Now, although these seven churches can be spiritualized, if you will, to show us the seven church ages, I want you to know these were actual, factual, physical, local, New Testament, fundamental Bible-believing churches that Jesus Christ was using John to preach to.

Of the two messages that all of these seven churches received, they each, number one, received a message of commendation, and then they received a message, number two, of condemnation, what they were doing wrong.

But when we get to Revelation 4, he said he heard a voice again like a trumpet that said, Come up hither. Bible theologians and scholars tell us more than likely that is the time of the rapture. And I believe it is so because you do not again see the church until the end of the book of the Revelation.

And the reason for that is we call it a blessed hope, not a blasted hope. God's people are going to be pulled out of here before the end of Christ is ever revealed. And everybody wants to know about the ten tolls, and everybody wants to know about the end of Christ, but I'm not looking for the end of Christ.

I'm looking for Jesus Christ, and he may come tonight. You know, I believe in the imminent return of Jesus. That means that he could come in 50 years, but he could come in five minutes. Somebody says, Well, you can't prove that he'll come tonight.

That's right, and you can't prove that he won't, so you better live like he's going to because Jesus Christ is coming again. And so we see that in Revelation chapter 4. The four and twenty elders, which are a representation of the church, fall down and cast their crowns at the feet of the Lamb.

Then in Revelation chapter number 5, the martyred saints of God begin to sing a wonderful new song, and what a song it is. They say, Thou art worthy. He that redeemed us back to God again out of every nation, out of every kindred, out of every people, out of every language, and out of every tongue, and they begin to sing that new song.

In Revelation chapter number 6, we have the beginning of the tribulation period before horsemen of the apocalypse, which we'll not take time to discuss tonight. That goes from Revelation chapter 6 through Revelation chapter number 12, terrible time of judgment.

Yet in Revelation chapter number 13, we have Matthew 24 fulfilled, where Jesus said, Except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved in His sight. And Revelation 13 through chapter 18 is what we refer to tonight as the great tribulation, the day of God's wrath when it is poured out without measure upon this earth.

Christ’s Return as King and the Promise of Heaven

But in Revelation chapter number 19, the scene changes. We know according to Isaiah 7, 14, Matthew chapter 1 and Luke chapter number 2, that Jesus came not just born of a young lady, but born of an actual physical virgin, a supernatural birth.

And yet the Bible says when He came, He was placed into a little manger in a stall. But ladies and gentlemen, in Revelation chapter 19, He's not coming back as a helpless baby. He's coming back as the great conqueror of all of ages.

And the Bible says, He has a sharp two-edged sword coming out of His mouth. We know according to Hebrews 4, 12, the Word of God is quick and powerful, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing of thunder and soul and spirit and of the joints and marrow.

And is a discerner of the thoughts and the intents of the heart. And the Word of God proceeds out of His mouth. And the Bible says, He had a name written on His side, the King of kings and Lord of lords.

The Apostle Paul, under inspiration, said in Philippians 2, 5 to 11, Let this mind, speaking of the mind of humility, let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus, who being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God, but made himself of no reputation and took upon Him the form of a servant, made His likeness of men, and being found in fashion as a man, He humbled Himself and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross.

Wherefore, because of this, wherefore God also hath highly exalted Him and given Him a name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow of things in heaven and things in earth.

And the Bible says that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father. And ladies and gentlemen, this world has a choice. The people of Franklin O. Baptist Church, under the sound of my voice, you have a choice tonight.

You can declare Jesus Christ Lord of your life now because you want to, or you can declare Him Lord of your life on the day of judgment because you have to, but you will call Him Lord one day. And the Bible says He comes back King of kings and Lord of lords, Revelation 19.

In Revelation chapter number 20, we see that old slew foot, the devil, he is bowed and cast into a bottomless pit for a thousand years, and we enter into an actual, physical, one thousand year millennial reign with Jesus Christ.

And what a miraculous, wonderful time that's going to be as we rule and reign as kings and priests, depending on our faithful servitude to Almighty God here. Yet when we get to Revelation chapter 21 and chapter 22, we see about heaven and we see much about the New Jerusalem.

The Bible kind of compares the two, but yet it's also one and the same. It tells us many things that will not be there, yet many things that will be there. Thank God there'll be no wheelchairs, there'll be no sickness, no sadness, there'll be no sin, there'll be no sorrow.

The Bible says that there'll be no light for Jesus Christ is the light, and the gate thereof is always open, showing that God's grace is open to all the world. The Bible talks about the palaces. It talks about the palatial things that will be there.

It talks about the rubies and the diamonds, the jackneth and the onyx and the beryl stone. And it talks about all the wonderful things that will be there as the redeemed, rejoicing saints of God begin to sing, and the myriads of angels gather around the rainbow of God's throne, and they begin to sing there by the crystal emerald sea.

And oh, what a day that's going to be. But it also talks about many things that will be there, such as a thrice holy God, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. But just to make sure we understand the 22 chapters of the prophetic book of Revelation.

When the book of Revelation is drawing to a close, when the ink pen of inspiration runs out in Revelation 22 -21, we understand that this book was given for one simple reason, for it is said two times in the last chapter, surely I come quickly.

And so the book of Revelation is a wonderful book. The book of Revelation is not just a bunch of allegories, but something that will actually take place, and by the way, has already taken place in the heart and mind of Almighty God.

The Laodicean Church’s Minimal Commendation

But I draw your attention tonight to Revelation chapter number 3. In Revelation chapter number 3, we meet the seventh, we meet the last, the tail end, if you will, of the seven churches of Asia Minor.

We have had the church at Pergamos, Tulsa. We have had the church at Ephesus in Philadelphia, and Thyatira, and Sardis, and all these other churches that Jesus Christ has preached to. He has commended them, and He has condemned them.

But I want you to look, if you would, please, with your eyes in Revelation chapter 3 and verse 14 as we deal with the subject, the kind of people that make God sin. Verse 14, please, the Bible says,. And unto the angel, he's speaking not to the laity, but to the leadership.

He's preaching to the pastor. And unto the angel, the church of the Laodiceans rise. These things, sayeth the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God. We know that's Jesus, according to Colossians chapter 1.

Now, verse 15, He said, I know thy works. Now, look at me in the face just for a moment. Of all of the churches that received commendation, every one of them did. But the church of the Laodiceans received the smallest possible commendation that could be given them.

Did you notice that simple, small little phrase in verse number 15? He said, I know thy works. Four words, that is the only bit of credit, that is the only bit of commendation that Jesus Christ gives this church.

Now, He didn't say they were lazy. He didn't say you sleep around on Sunday morning till the sun warms your feet and you don't do anything. He at least informed them that they were doing something, but did not see fit to tell us as God's people what it was.

But He commended them in a very small, insignificant, miniscule way, and the rest of the chapter is not for commendation, but rather for condemnation. And I want you to see what your Bible says, please, in verse number 15.

He says, I know thy works. Now, here it is. That thou art neither cold nor hot. I would that were cold or hot, verse 16. So then, so then because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will skew thee out of my mouth.

Now, it's hard perhaps for this to swallow and to understand. I believe this is what God's saying. He's saying, listen, folks, what thing I cannot stand in my church is a hypocrite. He says, I want you to be a blaze for me.

I want you to be boiling. I want you to have the fire of the power of the Spirit of God burning in your heart. I want you to have burning zeal and burning lips and a burning heart for me. God says, I want you to be faithful to the Word of God.

Meditate therein day and night, Joshua 1 .8. He says, I want you to be faithful in soul winning and visitation. I want you to be faithful in your prayers. I want you to be faithful to the house of God.

And God said, I want my people to be on fire for me. I want my people to be led and to be filled and to be guided and shepherded by the sweet, precious Holy Spirit of Almighty God. He said, but there's many people that don't want to be that way.

He said, that would be the way I would prefer you. He says, I would prefer that the people of the Franklin O. Baptist Church be on fire, be fireballs for the glory of God. He says, but I understand there is going to be some duds.

He said, I understand there are going to be some backsliders that are cold. And God said, there are times in my will when I tolerate backsliders. I don't tolerate their sin. I tolerate their backslidden condition for some time.

He said, but the people that bother me are the middle of the road. The people that come to the house of God and they dress one way and they come to the house of God, they carry their Bible. They come to the house of God, they sing, they amen the preacher.

And when they come in here, we have this idea that this building, this brick and mortar and wood and this pulpit and these pews and this, that and the other. We have the idea that this is some kind of super-duper peripheral place and when we come in here, we can live for God.

And when we go out the doors of the church, we can live any way that we jolly well please. But what you are in here should merely be a reflection of what you are on the job. And yet God said, I want you to be hot.

I do not want you to be cold. But if there's one thing that bothers me, God said, it's the straddlers of the fence. It's the middle of the roaders. It is the lukewarm Christian. Now, I believe we can take a simple secular illustration to illustrate why I believe this bothers God so much.

Lukewarm Christianity Illustrated by Lukewarm Coffee

Help me out in my sermon tonight. How many of you under the sound of my voice enjoy a nice hot cup of coffee? Would you put your hand high in the air if you were a coffee drinker? God bless you, everyone.

Put your hand down. The rest of you, get right with God. The invitation. But the truth of the matter is, I enjoy hot coffee. Now, obviously, from the South, I don't really like it black. I don't like it when it's real, real strong.

Mickey Waltz all speak Japanese. Don't like it like that. I like a little extra cream and I like a whole lot of extra sugar and I like it like maple syrup or molasses. That's good coffee. But nonetheless, I love hot boiling coffee.

I mean, rot the enamel off my teeth, swell my gums and burn my belly all the way down. And I enjoy hot. I mean, if it spills over on my blue jeans and makes a blister on my knee, I don't care. I know it's hot.

I enjoy hot coffee. I can tolerate cold coffee. I just got back from the New England state and they drink that stuff everywhere. Cold coffee, cold coffee, cold cappuccino. My wife got hooked on that stuff and I mean, it's from the devil.

It's nasty. It's no good. But I can at least tolerate it. I remember there was a fellow living at the children's home. Many of you remember him. He's in the military now. He's a captain of Barry Cantrell.

He was working at Little Bud's Tire Store. He was pumping some gas and this, that and the other. And I remember I drove up there one day and I guess this was about 1993 or so. And he said, Greg, he said, we've got this new thing called cold coffee.

How would you like to try it? I thought maybe just kind of sit around all day, put some ice cubes in it. And that's about what they do now. They charge about five or six bucks a pop. But it actually came that way and it was called cold coffee.

So I said, I suppose I'll try it if you're paying for it. He said, I will. And so I took a little swig of it. I drank it. He kind of drunk it down. He enjoyed it. I tolerated it. I thought it was okay.

But I'll be honest with you. I really would not have to drink cold coffee. I wouldn't want to drink it. I suppose if I had to, if I was dying of thirst, if somebody was going to shoot me, I suppose I could tolerate drinking cold coffee from a can or from a bottle.

But man, I prefer it absolutely boiling, steaming hot. But let me tell you what bothers me and you know exactly where this illustration is going. I hate it when I have myself a nice hot cup of coffee and I sit it down and I'm reading.

I'm talking on the phone. I'm working on the email. Maybe I'm driving down the road and put it up on the dashboard. And by the way, I've got enough sense to know. You heard about that lady that spilled that cup, that spilled that coffee in her lap and she sued McDonald's and she got all those $4 million.

How in the world can somebody grab a cup of coffee that is hot, that is steaming, that's hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot all the way around it, spill it in their lap and then win about three and a half or $4 million?

Well, that's the judicial system that we have. But nonetheless, I don't think I'll be trying it anytime soon. And so I like to have this hot cup of coffee laying right there, reading my Bible. All of a sudden I get engrossed in what I'm reading.

I get engrossed in what I'm doing. I forget all about that coffee there. And the next thing that happens, bells and whistles go off in my head. And here's what I say to myself. Self, you would like to have yourself a nice hot drink of coffee.

And so I reach down. I grab the handle, not being able to tell how hot it is. Don't pay any attention to the steam. I forget that it's been sitting there. I expect for it to be gurgling, bubbling hot.

I put it to my mouth and guess what? It is lukewarm. I spew it and think to myself, whoever got me drinking this ungodly mess to begin with. That's the roll-off, must have been right all the time. But anyhow, lukewarm coffee.

I can understand why lukewarm Christians make God sick because lukewarm coffee turns my stomach. And Almighty God says, I want you to be hot and boiling and ablaze with the power of God. And He says, I don't want to have to tolerate you being backslidden.

He said, but don't be a hypocrite. Don't be a mass Christian. Don't be one thing in the house of God and another thing in your own house. Don't be one thing here and another thing somewhere else. He says, no, no, I do not like those who are lukewarm, those who are half-hearted.

For David said in Psalm 138, 1, I will praise thee with my whole heart. And if there's anything that, quote, American Christianity needs, it's not half-hearted Christians, but wholehearted Christians who will praise God with their ears, with their eyes, with their hands, with their feet, with their heart, with everything about Him.

And ladies and gentlemen, we need some wholehearted servants of Almighty God. And God said that lukewarm Christians make Him sick. He said, be one way, be the other. Let everybody know who you are, but don't be in the middle.

Now, I want to illustrate for you exactly what God is saying. Now, ladies, excuse me, but I want to be honest with you. There is no other way you can get around the phrase, spew you out of my mouth. It means to vomit, regurgitate to the nth degree, all right?

God says it makes His stomach churn, gives Him heartburn, and it makes Him sick. When He has to visit, we have to see these lukewarm, hypocritical Christians that are in church after church after church.

The Airport Story and the Image of Spiritual Nausea

Brother Doyle Robertson and myself have been traveling together for some time, as we've said through the week. We closed a revival meeting at the Valley Drive Baptist Church of Fielddale, Virginia, about the second, I suppose it was, week of the year.

And things were going well. We were going to be across town to Tipple Baptist Church of Martinsville, Virginia, starting the following Sunday. We put our rigs across town. Our wives and his family all stayed kind of there together, congregated together in the two trailers.

And we had to get on an airplane on Thursday morning in Greensboro, North Carolina, at 715 to fly to Minneapolis, Minnesota, then take about an hour and a half or two-hour drive, go to Camp Chetek, where we were reacquainted, and we were going up there to do kind of a, what they call like a truth conference, a truth weekend for some young people.

It was going to be a Thursday night, all day Friday, and most of the day Saturday, about six or seven or eight services, something like that. He was going to be singing and playing, and I was going to be preaching to the teenagers.

So we get up that early that morning, and we get down there to the airport. We get on the plane there in Greensboro. And by the way, we were going to Minneapolis. They took us to Atlanta. Couldn't figure that out, but Mae Jackson said, you got to go to Atlanta to get to heaven.

So they took us to Atlanta. We're sitting there in the airport. I get myself a cup of coffee. I'm reading this new book, and he just bought this new digital equipment for their ministry to record some things.

And so he was reading the instruction manual. We're sitting around. We're talking back and forth. And all of a sudden, I'm just kind of oblivious to what's happening. He taps me on the shoulder and says, Brother Greg, looky there.

I didn't know what he was talking about. And so I looked up, and here was this Goliath of a man. I mean a big joker. I mean a great big old tall guy with this little bitty old smurf head of a wife walking right beside him.

She had a little blonde headed girl in her arms, little blonde headed girl walking here. And I mean, you know, he's a great big old tall guy. She didn't even come up to his armpit. He said, How tall do you reckon that guy is?

Well, I'm not good at guessing ages or weights and names and all that kind of stuff. I said, I don't know. I suppose he's about 6 '5". He said, Oh, no. I've seen people 6 '5". He said, He's a lot taller than that.

I said, Won't you go ask him? He said, I'm not going to go ask him how tall he is. And so we figured we'd never see the guy again for time and eternity. Well, we pull the tickets out. It's time to go up there, check in, you know.

They look at us. They say, Well, we don't know if we can quite fit you together. Is that going to be okay? I said, Well, we're not married. We're just a team. So it doesn't make any difference. So we give them the tickets.

They swap them back and forth. And here's what they say. They said, Oh, we can fix it. We can have you sit in exit rows and you can both sit in the aisle seat. So you'll be beside one another. And I said, I appreciate that.

Thank you so much, ma 'am. And we got our tickets. We got on the plane. I sat down here by an Italy couple. He sat down by Goliath. And so I thought that was a wonderful prophecy in the sight of God. So I said, Listen, you need to talk to him.

Figure out what he's doing here. They were from South Africa. Never played a day of basketball in his life. He was 6 '10". I mean, a great big old tall guy. And what made it worse is he was skinny as a beanpole.

I mean, one stripe in his pajamas. I mean, a big old tall guy. But he was a little bitty, skinny-winny type of a fella. And so that made it even worse. He had these big old hairy legs. These little short shorts on.

And his legs were all curled up like this. And no wonder he had to sit in the exit row. Now, his wife was not able to sit in the exit row. They must have had to move him around or something. She was two rows in front of Brother Doyle and in front of this guy.

Two rows in front of him. To her right was a little blonde-headed girl who I believe was about 11 years old. In her lap was a blonde-headed girl who was 11 months old. Big difference in age. Well, we were sitting there.

The stewardess comes out. If the officer in your mask comes down, make sure you secure your own before you do somebody else's and blah, blah, blah. And they tell us there's flotation devices under the seat, although we're not flying over the ocean to get to Minneapolis.

And they tell us about this. And they say the exits are here, the exits are here, the exits are here, the exits are here. And I've done it so much, I would be a good stewardess. But nonetheless, I didn't pay a whole lot of attention.

We taxi out. We're getting ready to go down the runway. We have not sat on that airplane for five minutes. For five minutes, we have not been on that airplane. And we have a two-and-one-half-hour flight to Minneapolis, Minnesota.

And all of a sudden, that little 11-month-old, beautiful, blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl didn't look too beautiful. I do not know how they packed so much stuff in that little girl's body, but everybody on that airplane figured it out two times in a row.

She jumped some kind of golf. She did some kind of little belt. And she turned this way and sprayed the entire backseat of that airplane. She sprayed the floor. She sprayed her mama's purse, her mama's lap.

She sprayed all over the place. And I mean, it looked like a Pepto-Bismol party for it. And I mean, it was everywhere. I mean, I'm looking to roll down windows here on the 747, all right? Brother Donald leans up and he starts adjusting his air vent here.

And these people just got through talking about serving barbecue chicken sandwiches. And that was the last thing on my mind on that airplane. Now, this is the gospel truth. If I've ever told you the truth, I'm telling you right now.

About the time she turned around this way, she hiccuped, grabbed her stomach, and went the other way and spewed everybody else on the other side. I mean, all over, friend. I mean, she just spewed like you would not believe.

Now, I'm fixing to spew myself. All these people standing around. And you've never seen such disorganization among stewardesses in all your life. They're walking around wringing their hands. What do we do?

What do we do? People are like, clean it up, clean it up. That'd be a good idea. And so we paid good money to get on this flight. I mean, these ladies did not know what to do. They put on rubber gloves.

Now, the man's here, if you don't believe me, you can ask him. They put on rubber gloves. They start getting this baby powder and start throwing it all over the floor. Then they start getting this perfume.

I mean, they just made it worse, you know. Start putting all this perfume and all this Lysol and spraying stuff all over the place. I'm like, a guy, you know, I'm fixing to die. That dad just walks it over and picks that little girl up.

You know, wraps her in his arms, goes back there and change her. No big deal. You know, daddy's love and intuition, compassion. And mom's over to clean it up. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And those stewardesses down there, I mean, they're going nuts.

They get these rags. They start wiping up. And they just leave most of it right there on the floor. They get this little plastic, long plastic wrapper type thing. And they roll it out like you'd roll out the red carpet.

Snip it down this side. Lay it right there. Open up the bin. Open up the bin and pull out a blanket. I mean, one of the blankets that people sleep with. I hope they didn't use it on the next flight. But they pull the thing out.

They rolled it out, laid it on the ground. Grabbed another one. Rolled it out. Laid it on the ground. If I'm lying, I'm dying. Stump the thing on the ground. We get 25 ,000 feet, leveled off. And they start serving barbecue chicken sandwiches.