Is it time for Christmas? Smooge says no.

Check it out. It's November, which means I can finally say Merry Christmas! That's right. I am a big fan of Christmas. God becoming a man is a big deal and I feel like it's been forever since I could say Merry Christmas.

Christmas Decorations Start Early in November

But if you ask me, I'd say that right now is just about the right time. So, I feel like I can sing and dance, guys. Here it comes.

Stop this madness right now! You can't talk about Christmas now.

I'm completely and utterly... Chris, I am totally confused right now. Who let him in?

Can I help you? What do you want? Yes, you can. By taking down any Christmas decorations you already put up. My name is Nebuchadnezzar Smooch and it's now time for Christmas.

Okay, first of all, that can't be your real name. It is! Is Nebuchadnezzar even a name? Absolutely. It sounds like you took a Bible name and a Christmas name and you smooched it together.

It is my name! My dad wanted to name me after Nebuchadnezzar and my mom wanted a name harder to pronounce.

Well, success. Okay, so I'm guessing since your name is Nebuchadnezzar Smooch, you're here because you want to destroy Christmas and all that?

Preposterous! No, I think that's what you are doing with all that singing. I'm here to stop you from celebrating Christmas too early.

Oh, you're one of those people.

The normal kind of people, Jeff. Think of the consequences. Every show only does one Christmas episode a season. You're telling me that you're going to do your one Christmas episode a week after Halloween?

I mean, I just now ate all of my kids' candy!

You ate all of your kids' candy in a week?

Oh yeah, I had to get the candy out of the house. I'm about to go on a diet in January like everybody else. Jeff, you can't do your one episode of Christmas this early. Yeah, your Christmas episodes. Sorry, I need glasses this Christmas.

One Christmas Episode per Season

One? Smooch, we're not doing one Christmas episode. We're doing it the whole time. We're going to decorate a little by little every week.

No! You can't do that! No show does that! No show does that! We have a little budget for this show. Listen to yourself, you sound crazy! No, Bob Dredgett! Not now, Bob Dredgett! No! Stop, go away! Go away!

Little Timmy! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, that's...

Smooch, you have to calm down.

You're right. I'm going to ask you one more time. Take down the Christmas decorations. If you don't, I will hate Christmas forever. Forever ever?

Forever. Forever. Forever. Forever.

A Shiny Alternative to Christmas

That is kind of extreme, don't you think, Smooch?

And I know with you Christmassy people, you need something to celebrate. So, if you take down the lights, I'll give you something just as shiny as fun.

Oh, really?

Oh, that's amazing. Isn't it great? It is great. This is awesome. Yeah, I think we're still going to do Christmas. Fine. This is great, though. I'm keeping my fidget spinner. Alright, guys. That was Smooch.

Merry Christmas.