If Ernest Movie Characters Were Churches
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In our "If they were churches" series, today we ask what it would be like to see different characters from the classic Ernest movies (played by Jim Varney) as churches.
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- 00:00
- I want you to cut yourself a big knock out of these eggs, Erroneous.
- 00:07
- No, I can't eat on an empty stomach.
- 00:09
- But she's saving Cecily for that American chap she's such a fan of.
- 00:14
- The one who so frequently says, Know what I mean, Vern? Common persons like you often have limited vocabularies and have to depend on hand gestures to communicate.
- 00:26
- Don't ever, ever do this to a family of badgers.
- 00:29
- Have a deliberately, deliberately, deliberately, deliberately, deliberately...
- 00:36
- A one, a two, a one, two, three.
- 00:40
- Remember me and you, and you and me.
- 00:43
- No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be.
- 00:46
- Do you like this? Are accessories important? I think very much so, for hunters especially.
- 00:50
- I know.
- 00:51
- You never know when an animal is just gonna jump on you and you don't know if he's gonna match your coat.
- 00:55
- Is it, or if he's going to become one? I did it! I took the Lindbergh, baby! I am Joseph Mingala! Honey, the secret to lasting beauty was discovered in the early 1950s, and its name was hairspray.
- 01:12
- Bye! Great chance to turtle dust.
- 01:23
- Death from above.
- 01:24
- That's good.
- 01:25
- 216 by 121.
- 01:27
- I'm scared, Sarge.
- 01:28
- Well, okay, ready? Is it...
- 01:35
- Oh, hey, hey.
- 01:37
- All right, good.
- 01:37
- All right, it's working.
- 01:38
- All right, good.
- 01:39
- Ho, ho, ho, Vern.
- 01:40
- Very good.
- 01:42
- Looks like I got myself another hostage.
- 01:45
- Too bad.
- 01:46
- I thought you were dead.
- 01:49
- Not yet.
- 01:51
- What they wanted was a hero.
- 01:55
- All I needed was a friend.
- 01:59
- I have never known when to quit.
- 02:01
- Just ask my fourth-grade teacher.
- 02:05
- He never knew when to quit.
- 02:08
- Oh! That's life for you.
- 02:12
- You have two sons, one good, one bad.
- 02:16
- And wouldn't you know it, with my luck, the good one dies.
- 02:21
- Let me see.
- 02:32
- It's about an alien from outer space, and he comes and he terrorizes a bunch of kids over Christmas vacation.
- 02:38
- Terrorizes children, did you say? At Christmas? Yeah.
- 02:44
- My motto is, I never met a bad kid.
- 02:47
- Then let me introduce you to some.
- 02:52
- How about a bumper sandwich, booger lips? Bumper! Way to go.
- 03:02
- You got him, Ramshot.
- 03:16
- Hey, guys, it's Keith, and thank you for watching that video.