Ministry Strategy Meeting from KooKoo Big Banana Land

The Collapse of the Front and the Failure of Steiner’s Attack

The enemy has managed to break through the front in a wide formation. In the south, the enemy has taken Zossen and is advancing on Starnsdorf. The enemy is now operating on the northern outskirts between Frohnau and Pankow.

And in the east, the enemy has reached the line Lichtenberg-Mahlsdorf-Karlshorst.

With the attack of Steiner, everything will be all right.

My Führer, Steiner... Steiner could not massage enough forces for an attack. The attack of Steiner is not successful.

The only remaining forces are Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf.

Are you saying that the Spaniards are my only hope? Why did this happen? The military lied to me! Everyone lied to me, even the SS! The entire Generalität is nothing more than a bunch of disloyal, unfaithful scoundrels!

My Führer, I cannot allow the soldiers to be exposed for you.

You are enemies, traitors, traitors!

My Führer, what you are saying is outrageous!

The Generalität is the scum of the German people! It is dishonorable! You call yourselves generals because you spent years at military academies just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years, the military has only prevented my actions!

Betrayal, Rage, and the Breakdown of Military Authority

For years, the military has only prevented my actions! It has only brought me resistance! I have given up! I would have done well to have all the higher officers liquidated years ago, like Stalin!