Metatron or Decepticon?

And the cook calls me, Riquita, go get the paellas, come on, at two o 'clock in the afternoon, they're already here. I look in the bathroom, in the flip-flops, all disheveled, because I didn't have time for anything, I put on the flip-flops and the bathroom.

I go to the beach, the tide had already risen. Because I was holding the paellas, I got stuck between the rocks of Chipiona, in the lighthouse. And when I entered the restaurant, I got stuck between the rocks of Chipiona, in the lighthouse.