DUMPSTER FIRE: Carol Arnott Waterboards Mr. Sponge

Soaking, “Mr. Sponge,” and the Toronto Blessing

Welcome to dumpster fire for the last week of February 2018. If you've ever engaged in soaking Soaking soaking, you know, you've soaked you had carpet time soaking something like that. Go ahead and hit the subscribe button below.

We're gonna get to it today. We've got some crazy stuff. I hope you're sitting down maybe grab something to drink popcorn or whatever. This is gonna be a weird Episode of dumpster fire, but then again, you know dumpster fire is usually kind of weird that way.

So let's get to it. Yes, that's right. You're you're looking at Carol are not of the Toronto Airport. Blessing. You have put blessing in air quotes and she recently taught on soaking using a prop Mr. Sponge.

Hi. How are you? Yep. So this is SpongeBob Soaking Teaching kind of whatever you get the point. Let me back this up and we will get to it.

Hope you're sitting down. Here we go. We want more of the Holy Spirit. Don't we? Yeah, and so we want to Go back But also go forward.

You know, it's right. Because if.

Wait, if you go back you can't go. Never mind I'm just being logical. Sorry.

Missing because a Lot of you when you came in here at the beginning Looks like my friend and I want to introduce you to my friend. Some of you have already met my friend But I want to introduce you to my friend.

And my friend is she's yeah, I hate to say this she is using that really irritating kindergarten teacher voice you know I'm talking about like it's like it's that who who would like to come up and and.

And meet with our new friend today. Mr. Caterpillar as he's. Yeah, it's like romper room. Mr. Sponge.

Out of you came in and of looking like mr. Sponge very flexible. No, no, we're kind of crusty and hard.

Yeah, you're crusty. Yeah, I came to church crusty. How please. What do I gotta do to de-crust myself? I need more spirit. I don't want to be crusty.

I don't need. Weren't you?

Yes, yes, I. Notice now that I needed moisturizer. A lot more smiles and you look much more relaxed. And so I want us to just watch mr. Sponge over the next little while.

Because we're normally when you go to church they talk about Jesus. No, not Carol. She's talking about mr. Sponge.

That's weird that mr. Sponge to soaking to see. What happens? to mr. Sponge When he soaks in the Holy Spirit. You want to see what happens to mr. Sponge when he soaks in the Holy Spirit. What is this.

So we have some h2o here. Mm-hmm. Well The Holy Spirit we ask you to fill it. Mmm, how many of you pray over your back?

What you're praying for the Holy Spirit to fill the water that you're gonna put mr. Sponge in.

What is this. When you baptize people Lord, we just ask you to anoint this water. And Lord we just Put mr. Sponge in and let him soak for a little while. Okay, and this is why you don't ever preach.

Having had too much to drink, you know, just this is really Looney Tunes here and see what happens to him. Oh I guarantee you even if you hadn't prayed for the Holy Spirit to fill the water of that little thing.

That mr. Sponge would have done just fine in there.

It's really hard. Goodness, mr. Sponge. You really need to have a drink. Wow.

Why do we have that episode of Spongebob or you know, Spongebob doesn't have any water. He's all I don't need it.

I Hope I'm not that hard. But you know, we get on with life. We get busy with life and we forget.

To do the good things. We forget to prove to take a bath. I mean, you know, what do we forget to do exactly hair or hearts? Now she goes on by the way to preach an entire sermon on soaking and We now have jumped to kind of like the conclusion of her preaching and teaching where we finally get to see what has happened To mr. Sponge over the course of the sermon now real quick.

I've gone to Bible gateway .com. Bible gateway .com and we're gonna just do a Bible search. We're gonna search for the word soaking. Let's take a look. And no, there are no there's no examples of soaking in how about soaking prayer.

And nope, nothing there. So you're gonna note that nowhere in Scripture. We taught about the important practice of soaking. Soaking. Yeah, but she's teaching about this here. So let's check on our mr. Sponge.

Shall we? Okay, how much you want to bet it has. Because we all know what happens when sponges are left in water for a long time.

So, mr. Sponge, how are you doing? Oh my yo.

Oh, hey that for sure gracious.

Looking happy. Oh my word. You are sloshy wet. You are soft. And you look slightly drunk. Oh, you look a little bit drunk. Oh, you look a little bit drunk Mr. Sponge.

Yeah, oh, yeah, this this is this ain't biblical. I don't know what this is.

Whoops better watch it. Well, he is saturated.

Of course, she poured the Holy Spirit, you know into the water and stuff. So yeah, that's why she's acting drunk now. Presence of God. Mr. Sponge is anointed. Now this is weird and creepy at all is. This is normal church, you know, it is really weird really creepy.

Where in Scripture does it say we can become saturated like this.

He can do it for a hard old sponge. How much more can he do it for you?

Right, yeah, I mean because to God be all the glory for making mr. Sponge be so spongy as a. See if he could do it for mr. Sponge, ah, I mean this is like testimony time mr. Sponge. Tell us how'd you go from being so hard and flaky and crusty to being so spongy like oh.

Well, there was the Holy Spirit. It was in the water and I was soaking for like an hour and woo. Yeah, okay now here's the thing as crazy as that is. Well, it's not as crazy as this use of a sponge at church here.

Demonic Bondage, “In Getty Water,” and Deliverance Theater

We have. Well, let's let's just watch. This is a prophetess.

Yeah. During this miracle healing and deliverance service God used his prophet prophetess. Dr Maddie Nottage to deliver scores of people from demonic bondage sickness and disease.

Alright, so God's prophet Maddie Nottage. Yeah, she was doing all kinds of delivering and stuff. How did you do it? How did you do it? Dr. Nottage? How'd you do it to brand-new?

Anointed buckets a sponge and the powerful in Getty water. The demons of sickness and oppression instantly leave the people of God.

Really with a sponge and in Getty water. Whoo. Oh Man, she took the gloves off there, you know, I Didn't realize that there were people who were gonna exercise the in Getty water Option. I mean that's like right below nuclear, you know, all those demons that they're there.

As soon as they see in Getty water. Oh. They know the gig is up. Hey. Hang on a second there we go back to Bible get gateway we got a look for n Getty Water, hang on a second here. Let's take a look. Nope, there are no results for in Getty water.

Okay. Well, let's go back to dr. Nottage and er in Getty water demon deliverance soaking thingy ministry. Oh. Yeah now notice something here the sound that you heard of thunder. That was done in post-production.

Yeah, see that that didn't really happen while she was doing that little ritual. Did you hear that shoot. Right. Yeah, this is the lady who a while back we covered her because she she wasn't casting out demons using in Getty water.

She was using well, you'll see. So, I mean this woman's got quite the arsenal. I mean, not only does she make farting noises to get demons. She has in Getty water and fire buckets and stuff. Can't make this up so she's got in Getty water now, it's a it's a little less offensive than the farting noises.

Mr. Sponge you just hit that lady in the face with in Getty water. Your spine. Mr. Spudgy were just already crusty just a few minutes ago. And now you're like getting everybody wet with in Getty water.

Oh. Watch him watch him. Yeah, so I I think you kind of get the the idea there. Huh? Yeah, this is the current state of affairs. Mr. Sponge after soaking in the Holy Spirit in Toronto. Assaulted people being ministered to by dr. Nottage.

All right. Moving along. Let's take a look at our next thing. Oh, by the way, that does kind of remind me, you know. What we what we saw dr. Nottage doing, you know, Michael Brown has done stuff. That's kind of similar but not quite with the flair that dr. Nottage is engaged.

No sponge was used at the Brownsville revival.

Brownsville Revival Spectacle and the Weightiness of the Spirit

But here's some footage from Brownsville. You find far more scripture for doing this than having a one-hour Service that goes through a program.

Ignite he wants people to ignite. Sounds like he's passing a kidney stone. Now we're gonna note something here. He claims that you know, this was the Holy Spirit and the weightiness of the spirit that was falling on these people.

But you were gonna note that it was the weightiness of his hand as he pushes their heads down to the ground. No joke. Quick get the sponge got to put out the fire. He pushes people down. No wonder they call them knock them down.

Brown, yeah, it's kind of the same spectacle that we saw from Dr. Nottage. All right moving along. Let's check in with one of my least favorite people Joyce Meyer. Who recently was just waxing eloquent if you would about you know, decree and declaring see if you can put this together Mathematically in your mind as she explains how our words create make stuff happen.

Yeah, here's Joyce Meyer.

I taught me by the Holy Spirit how to start confessing the Word of God out loud and calling things That were not yet a reality in my life as if they already existed. Now just in case you're gonna say Oh, don't tell me this is a name it claim it message.

Well, that's what that is.

The whole point is is. In Romans 4 17 the Bible says that we serve a God who calls things that do not exist as if they already.

Existed. And right. Yet Romans says that we serve a God who calls the things that are not as so they exist. You'll note who's doing the calling there God is. It doesn't say we call the things that are not as though they are.

It says we that God does. So you're gonna note here that somehow the math isn't working, you know, so if you put two plus two in in her way of thinking that equals 22. You know, so God calls the things that are not as though they are.

Therefore ergo.

He speaks life to dead things and they come back to life. Yes. He does. So that's how powerful your words are. No.

No, it doesn't work that way. Two plus two is not 22. Yeah, see. That's how powerful the God we have is. Yeah, not how powerful my words cuz here's the thing. I ain't God and everyone's going. Amen. Thank God for that.

Yeah, me too. Okay. How do you jump that exactly that Canyon that she just you've heard of evil Knievel, right? You know and he rocketed across the Grand Canyon at one point. But here, you know. She's coming down the track getting ready to make this jump and is God calls the things that are not as though they are.

Yes, it's true. Yes, it's true. Therefore. Your words are powerful. She goes off the ramp and she's gonna literally end up in the abyss. Therefore I can go. You see Wile E. Coyote is falling to his death here.

Yeah. No, I don't work that way. Tells us how Powerful God is not my words. You sure the Holy Spirit revealed this to you. She said that at the beginning of the video.

Can speak a life into dead circumstances in your life and you can see the resurrection of power of God in your life now.

You I.

Can speak life into the dead. Circumstances in my. What are you talking about?

Just say anything you want to say and make it happen, but you can speak the Word of God Outloud and those words have power, you know, there's a scripture that says that angels hearken to the voice of God's Word.

They don't listen to our complaining.

So if I just Blurred out God's Word. It's like the bat signal for for for the angels. You.

Just can't make this up, okay. But they have to listen to the Word of God and we have angels that are assigned to us. You know you have guardian angels. Yeah. We have angels assigned to us and if you want them to work in your life Then you need to start agreeing with what God says and stop just saying any little thing that floats through your brain.

Where does it say that the angels, you know, they want to help, you know, they've been assigned to us. But when they show up, it's like I'm here for my assignment. You're my assignment. So but I can't do anything.

I'm gonna cross my arms until you learn how to say things in agreement with the Holy Spirit and stop complaining. Where does it say the angels ability to help us or willingness to help us is contingent on me?

Agreeing with things and stuff. Where does it say that? Did you notice the log pause after she said that? Okay, I'll clap. I'm getting some funny looks. It's like yeah, it's cuz you're preaching heresy lady.

You don't have any trouble complaining out loud. You don't have any trouble gossiping out loud. So why do we have such a hard time? Confessing the Word of God out loud. Well because Satan doesn't want us to do it.

You say well, why do I have to confess it out loud. Because words contain power. I.

Am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. What?

Words contain power. Why do I have to confess it out loud. Because words contain power. Have you ever read the story of Hannah? Uh-huh. Hannah in the book of first Samuel. She's the mother of Samuel.

She was barren and when she prayed she didn't pray out loud. Nope. She was praying inside of her spirit. She didn't utter a single word. But she was laying her heart out before God in her own soul. And of course Eli the the high priest thought she was drunk and told her to give up her wine.

And she said oh, I'm not drunk. I'm pouring out my soul to God. Rose Bros paraphrase. And what did he say? Well May God grant you your petition. And God heard her prayer and answered her prayer and gave her a son.

And she didn't say a single word.

Uh-huh kind of a message. What kind of a meeting would this be today if you all came and I said well I'm not gonna say anything. You know you came because you wanted to hear What I was gonna say you wanted to hear what God was gonna speak to you through me and it's the word.

Yeah, I'm 100 convinced. God ain't speaking through you right now new.

That are bringing the power of God to you and when that it renews your mind and then it gets down into your life and it Begins to change things in your life. God's Word contains power.

There's power. Yeah. God's Word is living and active sharper than any double-edged sword and God the Holy Spirit is intimately linked with his word. But what you're describing is not what God's Word describes about itself.

Inherent in the Word of God. So when you.

Remember earlier She said we got to say God's Word and the God's angels are attracted to that and and that you it's God's not gonna just act On anything you say you but you got to say God's Word. Watch what she ends up giving as an example here.

Speak the Word of God over your life or over your children's life are over their futures.

One of the things that I started to say. Well, so speak the Word of God over the future of your children's lives. Which biblical text is she going to speak over her children. Right here watch what she does.

Kids were all little was all of my children grow up and they marry born-again spirit-filled Men and women and they all serve God all their life.

And you know everyone notice she didn't quote a single passage of Scripture. She said God doesn't just listen to anything. It's only the Word of God. That wasn't the Word of God that was What she wanted.

And that wasn't a prayer. Was it I am speaking that my kids are gonna all marry. Yeah, uh-huh.

Children are married to somebody that loves God. They're all in some way shape or form serving God in ministry.

Yeah, see she spoke God's Word. No, she didn't speak God's Word. So and notice that wasn't a prayer, you know. Kind of talking about this you want to see what this looks like in action. Well, let's take a look at the ministry of Todd White who was recently preaching at Gateway Church, that's where Robert Morris holds sway and he recently preached there and let me back this up just a smudge and listen to His teaching on the God of miracles.

He's gonna lead everybody there in a prayer. At least he says it's a prayer, but it's not a prayer. Yeah, it's the same doctrine that we heard from Joyce Meyer about speaking words and stuff but watch what he does.

Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. Okay. I need you guys to stand up again. So sorry, I just have a I Just have the Lord just tell me at every service.

We're to pray for each other. Stop just saying any little thing that floats through your brain. So the Lord.

The Lord the Lord said that.

Okay, you do I just believe that God is the God of miracles. How many of you believe that? All right. Well, if you don't believe that you're about to find out. Because he's amazing and I've watched him heal so many people over the years.

Yeah, now we're gonna do a little historical research here. Yes. He claims that he's seen God heal so many people over the years. The best way I can describe Todd White is that he is a street music magician.

Yeah, let me explain. If you were to go to YouTube and look for the video titled type Todd White hyphen more healing on the streets, you're gonna know this is an earlier version of Todd White and There's Patricia King.

Let me back this up as he is going to be doing miraculous work with so many miracles He's seen this would be an example of one of the miracles. He's seen over the years.

Okay, you have anything physically that gives you any trouble at all. Yeah. Oh, wow. So is it hurt right now? Like when you're moving around a little bit. So like if God healed it, you'd know right away Dude God will take that from you right now.

Come on man, let us pray for you. Okay, let me see your hand. What's your name? Yeah, Andre Deandre Deandre. You're amazing, man. You are you have amazing purpose dude, you're amazing father. I thank you for Deandre in Jesus name back.

I command you right now in Jesus name. Let him go every bit of pain now notice. He's not praying for Deandre. He's commanding his back to do stuff. Mm-hmm as if well Todd White is a little deity or something, right?

Then go every muscle every tendon. Father, I thank you in Jesus name. Every disc. Right now, let him go man. I'm hearing this. You get back pain all the time. You get a constant. It's a constant man. Sit.

Take your backpack away from your back and sit back the whole way.

Are you ready for the miraculous? Oh wait till you see this miracle folks. You're going to just be in awe because I'm hearing the same thing. Let me see your feet. And there's Todd White with the old leg lengthening trick.

Uh-huh. Yeah, no joke. This is a parlor trick. Yeah, you just kind of it involves like pulling somebody's shoe out a little bit and then pushing it back. Yeah.

It's the same thing. I want you to look and see. Come down here. You want to see this from this angle. Come down here and tell me which leg is short. Come here. It's throwing your back out. Wait a left one, right?

It's at least an inch short, right? You broke it and they put it back together and they didn't put all the pieces back. Ready to get a piece. Yeah, watch daddy. Thank you in Jesus name. Left leg. I command you grow right now in Jesus name.

Yeah, this is a parlor trick. Yeah, so this is the kind of quality of miracle that we get from Todd White. And by the way, you're gonna note he's not actually praying for people and when we see him at Gateway Church, he's not gonna pray for nobody either.

He's just gonna do a lot of commanding and we'll pay attention to what's going on here. So back to Gateway Church, here's Todd white doing a lot of commanding but no praying but he's gonna say we're gonna pray.

But they're not gonna actually pray many people that even don't believe. Because it doesn't matter what you believe if the person beside you believes. Promise put your hand on somebody's shoulder beside you, please.

So here's what we're gonna do. We're just gonna pray for one another.

So I'm gonna take a now he said we're gonna pray but he's not a.

Minute or two. Are you ready? Mm-hmm. Believes that God could do this.

All right. Now before we get into the prayer that Todd White's gonna do the man who's seen so many miracles, you know. Like legs lengthening and stuff which by the way, he does that exact trick in the Holy Ghost movie at a corn concert.

So we're gonna take a look at well, you know a little bit of biblical stuff here. Let's take a look number one at the Greek word used in the New Testament for prayer. That Greek word is pros you come I that's how you pronounce this in Greek.

It's pros you come I and it literally means to petition a deity or to pray. It does not have anything to do with commanding decreeing or declaring. In fact nowhere in Scripture. Do you see that held up as a quote-unquote prayer?

Let me give you some examples of what prayer would look like then from we'll start at the Old Testament. Old Testament Daniel chapter 9 we give a great example of a prayer given by Daniel himself says in Daniel chapter 9 verse 1 in the first year of Darius the son of Asaweras by by descent Amid who was made king over the realms of the Chaldeans in the first year of his reign I Daniel perceived in the books the number of years that according to the word of Yahweh to Jeremiah the prophet must pass before the end of desolations of Jerusalem namely 70 years.

So then I turned my face to the Lord God seeking him by prayer and Please for mercy with fasting and sackcloth and ashes. I prayed to the Lord my God and he made and made confession saying Oh Yahweh the great and awesome God who keeps covenant and steadfast love with those who love him and keep his commandments.

We have sinned and done wrong. Acted wickedly and rebelled turning aside from your commandments and rules. We have not listened to your servants the prophets who spoke in your name to our kings Our princes and our fathers and to all the people of the land to you.

Oh Yahweh belong righteousness, but to us. Open shame as at this time the men of Judah to the inhabitants of Jerusalem and to all of Israel. Those who are near and those who are far away in all the lands to which you have driven them.

Because of the treachery that they have committed against you to us Oh Lord belongs open shame to our kings to our princes and to our fathers because we have sinned against you to you to the Lord our God belong mercy and forgiveness.

For we have rebelled against him and have not obeyed the voice of Yahweh our God by walking in his laws Which he set before us by his servants the prophets all of Israel has transgressed your law and turned aside refusing to obey your voice and the end the curse and oath that are written in the law of Moses the servant of God Have been poured out upon us because we have sinned against him.

He has confirmed his word which he spoke against us and against our rulers Who ruled us by bringing upon us a great calamity for under the whole heaven? There has not been done anything like what has been done against Jerusalem as it has been written in the law of Moses and all Of this calamity has come upon us yet We have not entreated the favor of the Lord our God turning from our iniquities and gaining insight by your truth therefore the Lord.

Therefore the Lord has kept ready the calamity and has brought it upon us for the Lord Our God is righteous in all the works that he has done and we have not obeyed his voice and now Oh Lord Our God who brought your people out of the land of Egypt with a mighty hand and have made a name for yourself.

At this day we have sinned and we have done wickedly. Oh Lord. According to all your righteous acts let your anger and your wrath turn away from your city Jerusalem your holy hill. Because for our sins and for our iniquity the iniquities of our fathers Jerusalem and your people have become a byword among all who are around us now.

Therefore our Oh our God. Listen to the prayer of your servant and to his pleas for mercy and for your own sake. Oh Lord make your face. Shine upon your sanctuary. Which is desolate? Oh my god incline your ear and hear open your eyes and see our desolation.

So you'll note this is a great example of what it means to petition to plea and ask for mercy. No commanding no decreeing no company. Okay, and any of that nonsense at all. When you read the Psalms if you were to search the Psalms for the word cry or its derivatives.

Will pay attention to some of these verses. I cried aloud to Yahweh and he answered me from his holy hill. Psalm 5 give attention to the sound of my cry my king and my God for to you do I pray. And Over and again, you see examples in the Psalms of crying out to God.

Beseeching his help calling upon him to have mercy to hear our prayers and petitions. That's an example of really what it looks like to pray and then if you look up the word pray in the Psalms Psalm 5 to give attention to the sound of my cry my king and my God for to you.

Do I pray. Psalm? 116 so I called on the name of Yahweh. Oh Yahweh. I pray deliver my soul. Psalm 118 save us we pray. Oh Lord. Oh Lord. We pray give us success and You'll note again that prayer is humble.

Prayer is a plea to God for mercy. Prayer is a plea to God to meet our needs to deliver us from evil to deliver us from evil. Circumstances and persecution and suffering and it is humble. Jesus gives a great example of prayer in the Garden of Gethsemane in Matthew chapter 26 starting at verse 36.

It says Jesus went to them to a place called Gethsemane and he said to his disciples sit here while I go over there and I Pray and then taking with him Peter and the two sons of Zebedee he began to be sorrowful and troubled and he said my soul is very sorrowful even to death remain here and watch with me and Going a little farther.

He fell on his face and he prayed saying my father if it be possible. Let this cup pass from me. Nevertheless, not as I will but as you and he came to the disciples and found them sleeping. He said so could you not watch with me one hour watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation.

Speed spirit isn't indeed willing but the flesh is weak. And again for the second time he went and he prayed my father if this Cannot pass unless I drink it your will be done. Notice the humble prayer that Jesus gives right?

So those are biblical examples of prayer and It fits perfectly with what the Greek word for prayer is prosukha my to petition a deity. It means to talk to God to ask him and expect him to answer and to hear our prayers and our plea for mercy.

Joyce Meyer, “Calling Things That Are Not” as a Misuse of Romans 4:17

Well, let's see if that is what Todd white is going to do here at Gateway Church. Will he get on his knees and pray? Because he said he was gonna pray he was gonna pray for the people there. That's what he said.

He was gonna do let me back it up just a little bit so you can hear how he says we're gonna pray and see if this sounds like.

A prayer to you. I promise. Put your hand on somebody's shoulder beside you, please. So here's what we're gonna do. We're just gonna pray for one another. So I'm gonna take a just a minute or two. Are you ready?

Oh, yeah, who believes that God could do this? All right. Okay. So I want you to this is we're gonna go from the top of the head down. All right, so I want you to repeat after me in the name of Jesus.

We command.

Every you what you command this isn't a prayer. Nobody there is praying at all.

You in the head in the brain the ears the eyes the nose the mouth. We command complete healing now.

We command complete healing now in the eyes nose ears. You're gonna note that people there are still wearing Glasses. Even though he commanded all of the issues about the eyes to be solved. Right. Jesus name in the neck.

Every issue of pain discomfort discs be healed right now in.

Jesus name. Did you see this fellow right here? He's got glasses on this lady. She has glasses on notice. He's looking his eyes are open. He's looking through his glasses. All of the things commanded regarding his eyes didn't work.

Never trust a faith healer who wears glasses or who commands you to command God in the name of Jesus to make all I Things work and you're still wearing glasses.

Shoulders in the name of Jesus be healed right now in Jesus name. Back every disc spinal cord every nerve Be healed in Jesus name. Hips every joint in the body be made whole right now that includes knees and ankles and fingers and elbows In the name of Jesus.

We command every organ. We command. They're not praying. They're not asking God for nothing. This isn't a prayer.

To be healed right now in Jesus name. From the top of our head to the bottom of our feet and.

Any disease. My everyone's still wearing their glasses. Leave.

Right now in Jesus name Amen. Now I want you to physically check your body from head to toe right now. If it was your neck I want you to check it. Your elbows your shoulders. Those your shoulders. Just raise them up and check them.

Your hips your knees. Whatever it was. Your eyeglasses. There's physical change in your body right now. I want you to wave both hands over your head.

Again, this guy is great at parlor tricks. But I still see people wearing their glasses and he commanded commanded That all the issues in the eyes be solved. The guy is a phony baloney and that wasn't prayer and the sad part is is that the people there?