Lies, Lies, and More Lies

He wants to be a champion elder. King James White wants to be your elder.

He wants to lead you. He wants to take Joseph Smith's place. King James White, this bald guy right here, at the gate, wants you to follow him.

He wants you to follow his doctrine, and he wants you to get right with God. King James White, this guy is going to debate you guys tonight.

He's going to whip your butts, he said. He's going to debate you guys tonight and show you guys how he's going to win you guys.

He's never lost a debate. King James White said he's never lost a debate. Come on, come all, come and see the

King James White debate of the century. He's going to debate one of your best

Mormon scholars, and he said he's going to whip it. You've got to go see him.

Please take his literature so he can stop whining and complaining.

Would you please take these people's literature? They will put you Mormons in your place.

Maybe he'll give you a Mormon discount. Since the church has already bleached you, maybe he'll have compassion and give you a two -for -one discount.

Please take his literature. King James White, this guy right here, he is so good.

He did so much stuff for you. Can you autograph my King James Bible? Take his literature.

Ignorance is bliss, right? What? Ignorance is bliss. That's the first time John, the security guard, who has been so angry at us in the past, just shook hands and pat me on the back and said he appreciated the way you do things.

The contrast is unintended but very clear.

There's a testimony. God uses it all. So Angelique, are you in total shock here?

Take his literature. He'll put you Mormons in your place. We've worked for King James White for millions of times.

We need your money. Buy his books. Take his literature. We're tired of hearing him whine.

Why don't you take his literature? We're not going to take this man's literature because we don't want to shut down his ministry like we did last day.

We need to take his literature. He gives you a good idea of why the King James only position can't extend itself into today.

Lemonade out of lemon juice. Exactly what's going on. He's got good sayings.

You guys don't know it. That's right. What he says is true. He says this and it's true.

This man says this about you and it's true. This man is one of the master debaters of all time.

He has never lost to the JT. He's got a book on the King James only people.

You know where it's going to be, don't you?

He knows it all. He's got it all together. His brain is so big he's lost his hair.

He has it all together. Take his literature. They can go on the road.

All I've got to tell him is clowns eat the circus. Yeah. We've got to take his literature.

That's almost the rush time. We've got to hand it down. We're preaching out an NIV. We need to leave here in about 15 minutes.

Yeah. Deal with that Jimmy. Well they can come up here and then when we come back they can leave.

Let him be a clerk. Where's my hat Jim? Let him be a clerk.

Please take his literature so we can put you guys in your place. We are all together.

We're working here together. We're working with these guys here. We're with these guys.

Take his literature. We decided to come and help you. That's right.

We're here to help you. We would search ourselves with our elders here.

We came to help you out. We came to help you advertise. We don't want to stop your literature.