Lies, Lies, and More Lies

Public Mockery of James White and the Debate

We want the dystopian elders. King James White wants to be your elder. He wants to lead you. He wants to take Joseph Smith's place. King James White, this bald guy right here, at the gate, wants you to follow him.

He wants you to follow his doctrine, and he wants you to get right with God. King James White, this guy, he's going to debate you guys tonight. He's going to whip your butts, he said. He's going to debate you guys tonight and show you guys how he's going to win you guys.

He's never lost a debate. King James White said he's never lost a debate before. Come on! Come and see the King James White debate of the century. He's going to debate one of your best Mormon scholars, and he said he's going to whip it.

You've got to go see him. Please take his literature so he can stop whining and complaining. Would you please take these people's literature? They will put you Mormons in your place. Maybe he'll give you a Mormon discount, since the church has already bleached you.

Maybe he'll have compassion and give you a two-for-one discount. Please take his literature. Every time he says he's going to whip you, he's going to whip your face. That's right. This guy right here, he is so good.

He does so much stuff for you. Can you autograph my King James Bible? This guy right here is so awesome. He knows so much stuff about you. He's going to teach you guys something.

Take his literature! Ignorance is bliss, right? Ignorance is bliss. That's the first time I've been on this chart. He's been so angry at us in the past. He just shook hands and pat me on the back and said he appreciated the way we were behaving.

The contrast is unintended, but very clear. There's a testimony. God uses it all. So Angelique, are you in total shock here?

Praise the Lord! Take his literature. He'll put you Mormons in your place. What do you put for free? King James Bible? That's right. We need your money. Buy his books. Take his literature. We're tired of hearing him whine.

Why don't you take his literature? We're tired of hearing him take this man's literature because we don't want to shut down his ministry like he said we should back David. We need to take his literature.

He gives you a good idea of why the King James only position can't defend itself in the debate.

The Debate Crowd and the King James Only Position

He's giving us lemonade out of lemon juice. Exactly what's going on. He's got good sayings. You guys don't know it. That's right. What he says is true. He says this and it's true. This man says this about you and it's true.

This man is one of the master debaters of all time. He has never lost to the same people. He's got a lot of people in the room. He's got a lot of people in the room. You know where it's going to go. You need to thank all our leaders for that literature.

He knows it all. He's got it all together. His brain is so big, he's lost his hair. He has it all together.

Take his literature, people. Take it down the road. Like I was telling him, clowns and circuses. Yeah. Take it down the road. I'm not sure they'll find out. It's funny. You've got to take his literature.

That's almost the rush time. We've got to hand it down. We're preaching out of NID. We need to leave here in about 15 minutes. Yeah. Deal with that, Jimmy. Well, they can come up here and then we can come back.

Let him be a curse. Where's my help, Jim?

Let him be a curse. Please take his literature so we can put you guys in your place. We are all together. We're working here together. We're working with these guys here. We're with these guys. Take his literature.

We decided to come and help you. That's right. We decided to come and help you. We respect your eldership. We came to help you out, brother. We came to help you advertise. We don't want to stop your ministry.

We're going to help you.