The Total Depravity Tracker

Do you ever do something and then immediately ask yourself, was that a sin? Hi, I'm Keith with Reformation Technologies and I'm excited to present to you the latest tool in your journey to sanctification, the

Total Depravity Tracker. There are dozens of apps that can help you with your physical health, like activity trackers which monitor your diet and exercise.

But at Reformation Technologies, we're concerned with your spiritual health. So we've created an app which uses state -of -the -art technology, harnessing the potential of artificial intelligence to let you know for sure if what you just did or even thought was actually sinful.

Like when my air conditioner quit working on the hottest day of the year in Florida so far. And I said to myself, are these thoughts sinful?

Total Depravity Tracker says, yes. And our app has a variety of features and is useful for professing

Christians from all backgrounds. For our Roman Catholic partners, we have a deal with Google Maps to find you the nearest church with an available confessional.

And you can even schedule a meeting with a priest inside the app. For our Pentecostal users, we have a dial which is designed to let you know when your amount of sinning is getting dangerously close to you losing your salvation.

Don't wanna do that. And for our Baptist customers, it doesn't count your sins because they don't matter, you're eternally secure.

But it does help you count your neighbor's sins so you will know how to judge them more efficiently, just like Jesus would want you to.

And for our most persnickety self -loathers, we even have alarms which you can set to go off to let you know when you've really failed.

And the alarms feature some of the greatest voices in modern evangelicalism, like this one.

If you can't say amen, you ought to say ouch. Or this one. I don't know why you're clapping, I'm talking about you.

And who could forget this one. What's wrong with you people? And for those whose consciences are a little more tender than others, we have the

Romans 14 option, which allows you to input warnings for things that aren't really sins, but you're bound by your conscience to not do anyway.

So the next time you find yourself wondering if you need to repent, chances are you probably do.