Open Borders October Ep.04: Behind the Scenes Denominations at the Ark

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We're here at the Fight, Laugh, Feast conference at the Ark Encounter. Today Keith Foskey is shooting a denominational video, we're just doing a little behind the scenes footage.

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John Burrows is going to help him out, so they're just kind of going through it. We're doing a little How the Sausage is Made video here.

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Can you do me a favor? I'm going to block this off using you as me. No, don't.

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I'm going to drop the phone in the middle. I'm just reminding myself. Yeah, it looks good. There you go. I want to welcome you all to our first interdenominational field trip, and I want to hear what each of you think about this wonderful edifice.

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That was not the right word. Let me start again. I want to hear what each of you think about this life -size replica of Noah's Ark.

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So that's the first piece. Just keep it recording, because this is all the baddest. No, no, no. That's the

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Ark of the Covenant. This is Noah's Ark. Remember Animals 2x2? The Lord told

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Noah, he's going to say, Noah, arkey, arkey. This is Noah's Ark. You know, Animals 2x2?

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The Lord said, he's going to make an arkey, arkey. Remember that? Yeah, I'm talking to the group.

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You'll see it when it's all edited out. Noah's Ark. Let's just cut that one. So I got to the fern.

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That's perfect. That's exactly it. I actually brought my Pentecostal outfit. It doesn't make sense.

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He travels with his Pentecostal outfit. Hold on. This is great.

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This doesn't look anything like the

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Ark that's painted on the nursery at the church at my church, so I didn't understand what we were talking about. Let's start again.

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This doesn't look anything like the painting on the nursery at our church. I don't even see giraffe heads sticking out of the top. I didn't connect it to Noah's Ark at all.

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Okay, that's good. Okay, the Methodist. This is facing this way, kind of.

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Yeah, this one's going to be that way. Put it one side up.

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Good. You recording? I just love all the rainbows. I can't tell you. It just makes me feel right at home.

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All right, let me try that again. Put it one side up. Put it one side up.

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Well, I tell you what. I just love all the rainbows. It makes me feel right at home. I tell you what.

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I just love the rainbows. It makes me feel right at home. I tell you what.

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I just love all the rainbows. It makes me feel right at home. All right, that's good. Trip riding is the part that takes the longest.

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So what are we doing now, Presbyterian? Presbyterian is just going to be this shirt. Me, as a

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Presbyterian. I want, because I don't have my regular outfit in Superior Theology being up. I was already here.

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So why don't I go over here? All right, so I've done the

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Baptist. I've done the Pentecostal. I've done the Methodist, who only had one line. Presbyterian.

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That's a good shot, John. Trust me. It's not what you think. Oh, trust me.

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It's not what you think. Well, I actually agree with you. I agree. Are you getting my shirt?

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Is this part in there? Yep, I actually think you only have half a brain. Yeah, I actually think you only have half a brain.

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Yeah, I actually think you only have half a brain. His lines are all responding to something else.

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Almost done, I promise. I don't really have a big Eva outfit. I'm going to have to put something together.

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Is it this lens or this lens? Yeah. No, that one. Bro, check it out.

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This is exactly the kind of thing that we want to build at the Big Eva, Multiplex, Mini Mall. Bro, this is the exact kind of thing we want to build at the

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Multiplex. Bro, check it out. This is the exact kind of thing that we want to build at the

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Big Eva, Multiplex, Mega Church, and Mini Mall. The Ark is going to be sitting in our custom -built, fully -sized...

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The Ark's going to be built in... But instead of a life -size version of Noah's Ark, we're going to have a scaled -down replica that we can fit into our giant

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Baptist trees at each of our 27 locations. Put that point -side up. Put that point -side up.

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Put that point -side up. Hey, man, if you love Jesus, you're going to have Baptist trees built that hold Noah's Ark.

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Hey, man, if you love Jesus, you're going to build your Baptist trees big enough to hold Noah's Ark. There you go.

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You want to see how long it is, because that's easy. And then just throw your hands up, and that's perfect. Ready?

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Man, I love this place! Look at the size of this chart! Man, I love this place!