Denominational Jeopardy
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In the spirit of the old SNL celebrity jeopardy skit, this video imagines the denominations playing this timeless game show.
- 00:03
- Welcome back to Denominational Jeopardy.
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- Because of what happened right before the break, we'd like to apologize to all women named Karen.
- 00:12
- Moving into round two, let's have a look at the scores.
- 00:15
- Big Eva is in third place with negative $2,000.
- 00:20
- I've already spoken words of victory over myself, so my faith is going to be taking me to new heights in Double Jeopardy.
- 00:26
- Sure you are.
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- In second place, we have the United Methodist, who has negative $35.
- 00:33
- You know it's not important who wins this match, what's important is that afterwards, we provide an atmosphere of unconditional love and acceptance.
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- Finally, in first place, we have the Presbyterian with a commanding lead of zero because he has refused to answer any questions.
- 00:50
- You know good well I know these answers.
- 00:52
- I had harder questions on my ordination exam.
- 00:55
- My four-year-old catechized covenant child could win this game.
- 00:59
- Wait, is that a cigar? This is a non-smoking facility.
- 01:02
- I have a note that provides me a religious exemption wherein I can carry a three-foot by three-foot square which provides a smoking section for me wherever I go.
- 01:12
- I don't think that's how it works.
- 01:13
- No, that's how it works.
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- Okay, moving on.
- 01:15
- Let's look at our categories for Double Jeopardy.
- 01:18
- The categories are Potent Potables, a perfect ten.
- 01:23
- That category is about the commandments.
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- Save Thee for KJV.
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- Hocus Corpus Mayum.
- 01:30
- That category is about Latin phrases, so we'll just skip it.
- 01:34
- Walk Walk Walking on H20.
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- And finally, Kings That End in Ebukenezer.
- 01:41
- Eva, you're in third place, so please choose a category.
- 01:44
- I'll take Hocus Pocus for ten thousand.
- 01:46
- That's not Hocus Pocus.
- 01:49
- I like magic.
- 01:50
- For your own sake, please choose another category.
- 01:54
- Well, I'll take Lee Strobel for a thousand.
- 01:56
- I think you mean Potent Potables for two hundred.
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- Answer.
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- This Potent Potable is used in the Lord's Supper.
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- What is Welch's Grape Juice? I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
- 02:11
- No, that's correct.
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- We do it all the time.
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- In fact, did you know that the guy who invented Welch's Grape Juice was a Methodist? Well, there's a big surprise.
- 02:19
- One time when we did the Lord's Supper, we used oil, cookies, and milk.
- 02:23
- That's definitely not the right answer.