Denominational Jeopardy

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In the spirit of the old SNL celebrity jeopardy skit, this video imagines the denominations playing this timeless game show.

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00:03
Welcome back to Denominational Jeopardy.
00:06
Because of what happened right before the break, we'd like to apologize to all women named Karen.
00:12
Moving into round two, let's have a look at the scores.
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Big Eva is in third place with negative $2,000.
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I've already spoken words of victory over myself, so my faith is going to be taking me to new heights in Double Jeopardy.
00:26
Sure you are.
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In second place, we have the United Methodist, who has negative $35.
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You know it's not important who wins this match, what's important is that afterwards, we provide an atmosphere of unconditional love and acceptance.
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Finally, in first place, we have the Presbyterian with a commanding lead of zero because he has refused to answer any questions.
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You know good well I know these answers.
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I had harder questions on my ordination exam.
00:55
My four-year-old catechized covenant child could win this game.
00:59
Wait, is that a cigar? This is a non-smoking facility.
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I have a note that provides me a religious exemption wherein I can carry a three-foot by three-foot square which provides a smoking section for me wherever I go.
01:12
I don't think that's how it works.
01:13
No, that's how it works.
01:15
Okay, moving on.
01:15
Let's look at our categories for Double Jeopardy.
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The categories are Potent Potables, a perfect ten.
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That category is about the commandments.
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Save Thee for KJV.
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Hocus Corpus Mayum.
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That category is about Latin phrases, so we'll just skip it.
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Walk Walk Walking on H20.
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And finally, Kings That End in Ebukenezer.
01:41
Eva, you're in third place, so please choose a category.
01:44
I'll take Hocus Pocus for ten thousand.
01:46
That's not Hocus Pocus.
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I like magic.
01:50
For your own sake, please choose another category.
01:54
Well, I'll take Lee Strobel for a thousand.
01:56
I think you mean Potent Potables for two hundred.
02:00
Answer.
02:01
This Potent Potable is used in the Lord's Supper.
02:07
What is Welch's Grape Juice? I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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No, that's correct.
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We do it all the time.
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In fact, did you know that the guy who invented Welch's Grape Juice was a Methodist? Well, there's a big surprise.
02:19
One time when we did the Lord's Supper, we used oil, cookies, and milk.
02:23
That's definitely not the right answer.