Denominational Jeopardy

Welcome back to Denominational Jeopardy.

Because of what happened right before the break, we'd like to apologize to all women named Karen.

Moving into round two, let's have a look at the scores.

Big Eva is in third place with negative $2,000.

I've already spoken words of victory over myself, so my faith is going to be taking me to new heights in Double Jeopardy.

Sure you are.

In second place, we have the United Methodist, who has negative $35.

You know it's not important who wins this match, what's important is that afterwards, we provide an atmosphere of unconditional love and acceptance.

Finally, in first place, we have the Presbyterian with a commanding lead of zero because he has refused to answer any questions.

You know good well I know these answers.

I had harder questions on my ordination exam.

My four-year-old catechized covenant child could win this game.

Wait, is that a cigar? This is a non-smoking facility.

I have a note that provides me a religious exemption wherein I can carry a three-foot by three-foot square which provides a smoking section for me wherever I go.

I don't think that's how it works.

No, that's how it works.

Okay, moving on.

Let's look at our categories for Double Jeopardy.

The categories are Potent Potables, a perfect ten.

That category is about the commandments.

Save Thee for KJV.

Hocus Corpus Mayum.

That category is about Latin phrases, so we'll just skip it.

Walk Walk Walking on H20.

And finally, Kings That End in Ebukenezer.

Eva, you're in third place, so please choose a category.

I'll take Hocus Pocus for ten thousand.

That's not Hocus Pocus.

I like magic.

For your own sake, please choose another category.

Well, I'll take Lee Strobel for a thousand.

I think you mean Potent Potables for two hundred.

Answer.

This Potent Potable is used in the Lord's Supper.

What is Welch's Grape Juice? I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

No, that's correct.

We do it all the time.

In fact, did you know that the guy who invented Welch's Grape Juice was a Methodist? Well, there's a big surprise.

One time when we did the Lord's Supper, we used oil, cookies, and milk.

That's definitely not the right answer.