- 00:07
- All right. All right. Well, today seems like a good day to get kicked off YouTube. I went to Walmart the other day.
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- I'm going fishing with my kids this weekend. And so I bought some official Walmart fishing glasses.
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- They got the camouflage and the polarized lenses. It's all looking good. I like the style of those pit vipers, all the white boys summer, all those lunatics they're wearing.
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- But I can't do that. I'm not white. So I did the least white thing I could do. I went to Walmart to get some fishing glasses.
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- And I'm here. And today seems like a good day to get kicked off. Because this morning, my brother on our encoded messages, we exchange a few messages here and there.
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- We get it encrypted and all that so nobody can see what we're saying. But he sent me an article.
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- And I read it. I just couldn't even believe it. This is from majorleaguebaseball .com.
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- They can't leave well enough alone, right? They can't leave well enough alone. Major League Baseball has gone completely gay.
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- I just can't even fathom it. And it's not even just that it's Fernando Tatis Jr. Like, Fernando Tatis Jr.,
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- he's pretty gay. We get that. You ever see that amazing play? You know how they used to do those web gems where a baseball player would dive and catch the ball?
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- It was just awesome. The Met player did an awesome catch at the wall at Nimmo.
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- Man, Brendan Nimmo robbed a home run. Epic. Well, I saw one with Fernando Tatis where he did, it was a pretty impressive play, but he did like this gay little split.
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- And he was like, oh, and he caught the ball. He kind of, he reminds me of like Prince. Like, Fernando Tatis is the
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- Prince of baseball. But anyway, so it's not even just him in his pink suit. I mean, he's wearing a pink suit in this picture.
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- But that's not what's gay here. Let me take that back. That is gay. But you know, you expect it from Fernando Tatis Jr.
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- But no, it's the whole thing. Listen to this headline. Tatis' pink suit won the all -star game
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- Purple Carpet. He's a movie star. What is the
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- Purple Carpet? Why is there a purple, what? First of all, isn't it red carpet? I thought it was red carpet, right?
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- You do the red carpet before the award show and all that stuff. And that's ridiculous. But Major League Baseball, they just,
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- I guess they just wanted to gay it up a little bit more. They decided to make it a purple carpet. So now, in the all -star game, you've got to show up looking your best on the purple carpet.
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- Let me just read this article written by Matt Monegan. I'm sorry, but this is creepy, man.
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- Let me just read this to you. I'm not going to read the whole thing, because I'm not a lunatic. These glasses are polarized. I can't even read anything.
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- Hold on. The American and National League all -stars hit up the Purple Carpet on Denver on Tuesday afternoon for interviews and photo shoots.
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- Yeah, and nothing says baseball like interviews and photo shoots. Yeah, they all look good.
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- They all look good, Matt Monegan says, dressed in their mid -summer best. But one of them was just a step above all the others.
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- We won't explain it. Just watch this video below. And it's just like a guy, this is
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- Fernando Tatis here with his little pink little dandy little outfit. And this is like a, look at this tweet.
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- Tatis Jr.'s got real main character energy in this suit. Why, why are they making
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- MLB gay? I just don't understand it. MLB is not supposed to be gay. It's not supposed, why are you gaying it up?
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- Like, OK, somebody wants to wear a pink suit on their own time, that's totally fine. But why is there a purple carpet at the all -star game?
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- And he even says it in this article. He said, this could be an Oscars pregame show, and we'd have no idea.
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- That's not good, guys. It's not good that I'm watching a baseball game, but it could be the Oscars.
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- Like, wasn't it enough to gay up the Oscars? Like, look, no men really watch the Oscars. So let them have their thing.
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- If they want to have a homosexual event, let them have a homosexual event. But does anybody think that this is a good idea?
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- Now, the thing is, like, baseball's not the first sport to go gay. Now, the NFL went gay a long time ago.
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- And I think I know why that is, because the NFL is very popular in the black community. And for some reason, the powers that be, they love pushing homosexuality on black people.
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- They love it. They push homosexuality on blacks and Latinos like crazy. I mean, obviously, they push it on everybody, but for some reason, the powers that be really want blacks to be gay.
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- They really want blacks to be gay. So NFL went gay a long time ago. But, and maybe NBA was gay first.
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- I don't know. I don't watch the NBA. I don't even consider that an American sport, even though it obviously is. Who cares about the
- 04:49
- NBA? I don't even know. Apparently, the finals are going on right. I didn't even know that. Anyway, but hockey's definitely not an
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- American sport. So I don't know. I know a little bit more about hockey. I don't think that's gay yet. I'm sure it's gonna be gay soon, but why baseball, guys?
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- Baseball is traditional. Nobody likes this. The only people that like this kind of coverage are homosexuals, and they don't like baseball.
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- They just watch the Oscars. So why are you trying to make baseball like the Oscars? Like, look, Fernando Tatis Jr.,
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- he's a good player, but you know, his, oh, hold on. Hey, look at me.
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- Oh, I'm a dandy boy. Oh, yay. You know, I'm good. My father was in baseball too, but you know, look at me.
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- Look at me. I'm pretty. Look at me. Love me. Love me. Wasn't that from Seinfeld? That was a little weird.
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- That was a weird one. But I guess, I mean, I guess MLB is just gay now. That's how it is.
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- They've got the purple carpet. The only thing more gay could have been the rainbow carpet. Maybe MLB, listen, MLB next year should step it up.
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- In the All -Star game, they should do the rainbow carpet. So that way you can strut your stuff in your midsummer's best and make the last bastion of traditional sports in the
- 05:56
- United States homosexual as well. That's what you wanna do. I'm not gonna participate in it. I'm not gonna condone sodomy.
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- I'm not going to applaud it. I'm not doing it. I'm just not gonna do it. So if the MLB is gonna go gay,
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- I guess I gotta say see you later. It's sad, but hey, you know, I'll watch my kids play tee ball. That's what
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- I'll do. Anyway, I just thought you'd find that helpful. I guess helpful.
