If The Office Characters were Churches

And I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend.

This sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.

Yes, thank you.

You will get rich quick.

We all will.

I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee.

And I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

Woo! So strike, scream, and run.

All right, let's try it.

Yes! Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy.

So I'm forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.

To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch was made for, that is the life.

No, I'm certainly not disappointed that Angela's husband wasn't hitting on me.

God! God! Ow! How are you doing this? I don't know.

Oh, my gosh.

Sunday church service.

It's been a few years.

The big guy and I, we got some catching up to do.

OK, this is, um, all right, this is silly.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.