Episode 1 - Was Bathsheba Raped?

The Wolf With a Mask, Movie Talk, and the Show’s Intro Banter

Yeah, so as I was saying the the wolf with a mask on it, I'll tell you why I don't like it, okay. Can you start naming wolves you've seen with mask on This one. Okay, that's not real.

Can you name a wolf that you've seen that would wear a mask and still be intimidating this one wrong?

I am so unintimidated by that wolf that will the most dangerous part of its body is covered up by a mask that wolf makes me Think that his wife has fallen out of love. Yeah, have you ever seen the show alone?

No. Yeah, do you know what makes the wolves in that show scary? I don't know the fact that they can bite people.

Okay, that wolf can't well to be honest. This is just a mascot for a school. So. But mascots are supposed to be.

Intimidating. Well, they're at least supposed to be representative of the animal. The thing I want to say.

I can't say something. We want to be supportive of you as a person and this is. At least it's at least interfering. I want to be able to do that for you. Yeah.

Like your endeavors. Cool, I want to reach across and take the mask Wolf that is on your shirt, but I can't. I can't cuz it's it's part of the design.

Well, he's just he's just making sure that everyone else is safe. That's not what wolves do but that's what masks do. Okay, the gray Liam Neeson. That was a great movie that movie man.

Have you seen that movie. You and I saw it together in theaters? It was fantastic in the anti God stuff. It was a fantastic apart from yeah that part from the casual.

Yeah, he got me. Was this like very you. They had a guy. Spoiler alert they had a guy die. And what happened. He was like this far away from getting out of the water. If he could have lifted his head a little higher He would have not drowned.

But he drowned. You know, he drowned. That was ridiculous. I was like that is the most terrifying thing ever. You're right there. Look, I love my nerd friends.

Oh Andrew is one of them. We were sitting in the theater together. We were actually at the theater at the mall not my favorite theater, but we were there. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, and when the big wolf comes out Andrew with this popcorn in hand leans over me goes.

Oh goodness. That's the Alpha.

And coincidentally he represents the very not alpha.

Yeah, and now he has a quote-unquote alpha gray wolf on his shirt with a mask on with the mask. Yeah, Oh have a mighty have fallen.

Both Andrew, but he brings an interesting perspective to the table and we love him for it.

All you gotta say is that the alpha was in that movie that now I don't know how you're gonna participate in this conversation.

We're having today. Hey, hey, you know what? Point taken. That's all I gotta say. Take it. There you go. That's a great way to go into the intro time. Everybody welcome back to the point-taking podcast or welcome to the point-taking podcast.

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Spiritually and biblically and just chat it up. Welcome to just chat it up time with the point-taking podcast. Yeah I'm your host hunter Wilson. There we go. All right hosting the show. This to my left right here is pastor Josh Sia Shipley Show Sia Shipley and to my right is the butt of the joke Andrew pretty much.

Yeah. Yeah, that's that's me. That's that's always been me. All right. Well today's episode is a special episode is a special episode because you may not want to listen to it. You may not want to watch it.

You may not want to be anywhere around it or even close to it because it's it is a sensitive topic very sensitive. So those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium immediately or are offended by the subject.

You may not want to watch this one or listen to this one. The subject is of course rape was Bath Sheba Raped by King David. That is the question that some absolute genius brought to the table. Unnamed he might be a host of a podcast.

Thank you, brother. Andrew. No way. Okay. All right. So, all right. So the question is was clarification. It was hunter. That was yeah, it was it was me I wasn't gonna say that but I'm kind of a genius was Bath Sheba raped genius hunter.

Can you explain what made you think about bringing this to the table? Like what inspired that. What inspired it is. I was doing studies.

Right and because I like doing studies in Samuel I like doing studies and so and so when I was thinking about King David I just thought about all the things that he did the man after God's own the idea that okay a man after God's own heart.

I've always pictured King David as a pretty solid dude, but then I just started thinking about it just like, you know He's done some really crappy things in his life. And the more I learned about him, I was like man, how incredible is it that somebody like that?

Who does all those things? Has the forgiveness and the redemption that Jesus brings to be named? That's like dude you can do this that and that and you can still get to a place in your life where you have a heart like God's because of the Revitalization God brings.

I was like man, that's crazy. And so I thought about it. So I guess that's the first thing we can talk about. Why is it important if he did or didn't? Why is it important if he did or didn't for me the reason I thought was it's like, okay if he did.

Then you have a guy who not only Impregnated another man's wife killed him right, and then did all that but it was rape on top of that and what does he call the man after God's own heart and The incredibleness of that is like so crazy to me.

So that's why to me that was my number one reason of.

I Guess this is something that should should at least be mentioned. Yeah, I think either way you go here We'll get into a little bit of a back and forth on was Beth. She be raped I think either way you go.

This is a very grave sin of David. So tell you what, let's lay it out just in case there are people listening who maybe don't know how this went down. Some people when they are taught about David are taught that you know David was a little shepherd boy was told he'd be King.

He went and killed Goliath. You know a little sling little rock all that kind of stuff and then he was a great guy his whole life had one little Tiny blip with Basheba, but besides that he was stellar guy, right?

His rebellion went on for years as we'll see. This is just one example of it. So if you don't know David is walking on his his roof. Of course, they had all flat roofs. In Israel, he's walking on his roof and he sees a woman bathing on her rooftop common practice in the summer.

Hot all that stuff, right? He sees her he longs for her. This is 2nd Samuel chapter 11, by the way, and He sends a messenger to ask who that is. It comes back. It's Uriah the Hittites wife and Uriah is off to war fighting for you.

Guessed it King David. David sends word Sends word To go and I'll read exactly because this goes to hunters point chapter 11 verse 4. So David sent messages Messengers, I'm sorry and took her being Basheba.

She came to him and he lay with her. She returned to her house the woman conceived and she sent word to David I am pregnant. That's what David does. I'll fast-forward here. David calls for Uriah to come home and Tells Uriah hey, man, take a break go home sleep with your wife right thinking that maybe if You know If Uriah finds out she's pregnant he would think it's his own kid.

It's not like the baby's gonna come out dressed in purple robes, right? Exactly. He wouldn't know no fertility test. Uriah Instead slept at David's door all night. David's door. I thought it was the gate to the city.

It actually says I did too. It says right here Uriah slept at the door the king's house with all the servants of the Lord and did not go down to his house. Okay, so So in the morning David goes. All right.

I've got to come up with another plan verse 13 David made him drunk. Got Uriah just totally wasted and Uriah still did not go down to his house in the morning. David saw him and Said why did you not go down and basically Uriah says this all of my brethren are out fighting.

And the war is not over how could I come home and be with my wife when they're all away from theirs. He a drunk Uriah had more honor than a sober King David. So David came up with another plan. He sent his general said hey y 'all go fight this battle.

Which by the way, we don't need to fight and this is where I think the gravest sin of David is even in the midst of everything else and. And When you get put Uriah's troops on the front of the line. And when the battle is at its most fierce tell everyone else to pull back and leave Uriah there.

And of course Uriah died and once you think about this this whole battle was created simply to kill Uriah. How many people do you think ended up dying? Oh, man.

Hundreds hundreds thousands maybe because it was both sides. When he said pull back was he's speaking of like everybody.

Yeah, just him and his man says right here. It says right here. David wrote her letter to Joab. Oh, by the way, Uriah is the one that carried this sealed letter to the general. Set you right in the forefront of the hardest fighting then draw back from him that he may be struck down and die.

And Uriah took that letter to Joab didn't open it because he had honor and It would have the king's seal on it. It'll be a wax seal with his ring and all that stuff. Then it open it and Joab read it and goes.

Alrighty boss. That's basically the equivalent of hey, buddy. Dig your own grave. Here's your shovel.

Yeah, so the amount of people that died We don't know but it was a lot more than just Uriah because it says intense fighting. So then finally the wife of Uriah Bathsheba verse 26 heard the Uriah had died.

She lamented over her husband. And when the mourning was over okay, so. Don't. In other words, there's a mourning period when your spouse died. I can't remember how long it was. I think it's a week in Leviticus.

This time about the mourning period not the fact that she got over it when the mourning was over Mo you are. David sent and brought her at his house. She became his wife and then bore him a son and. Then the end of verse 11 says.

But the thing David done displeased Yahweh, obviously so. There's no shortage of sins here. The son died the son died. Yeah. Oh Nathan shows and it goes on. David finally admits his guilt and the Lord said and we don't need to candy-coat this the Lord struck the child with illness.

The child died at a week old never even named yet. By the way, the child died. And God said I will be taking the kingdom away from you, by the way Bathsheba and David have another son named Solomon. And that's where and that's who the next thing would be.

So there is the the account. By the way, we try not to call them stories that makes them sound fake because this is actual history it happened. That's the account. So the question is in the midst of all of David's sins.

Does this constitute? Rape and that is the question and let's see where we all fall at the moment. What do you think brother Andrew? I.

Don't know. All right. So here's here's some arguments and here's some arguments. Okay, I don't know. It doesn't to me. Okay, it's one of those things where I.

Guess the question is is Bathsheba at fault. If if it's rape then she would not be right. If it is not rape. Then she wouldn't be at fault. So this has to do with Bathsheba's fault to go ahead brother.

Okay? Yeah, you go.

Here's here's what I'm gonna say about this. You could say Bathsheba was totally down and it wouldn't be Like this crazy idea that okay. Imagine this you are a woman. Your husband is away at the war. We are not going to speak about your honor your integrity your love for your husband or anything like that.

We do know that Uriah is a very honorable, dude, right? That's what we know. We don't know how loving he is to his wife. We don't know how loving she is to him. We know that as it come when it comes to manhood this dudes in the army this dude's not gonna lay with his wife while his brothers are out fighting.

This is what we know about Uriah and That's cool. And we know that he didn't have that. He had honor enough not to open this the letter the David gave him right which is tempting. And stuff because why why was I called back for nothing gotten drunk given a letter to bring back.

Why if that were me, I'd be like, hmm, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he couldn't get away with opening the seal. Whatever. We don't know anything about that. But let's say you're a Bathsheba. Your husband's away at war.

You just get done with your bath and You are within eyeshot of the castle. I don't know if that has any significance. If like where their family or their Socioeconomic place. It's like if you're closer to the castle, you're well, I don't know.

But you David sees you he calls for you. Okay. I was just invited to the castle by the king personally. Okay. Go show up and it wouldn't be crazy To say that maybe she was for it. What I'm but my argument is if she hadn't been for it, I don't think she would have had that choice.

Hmm, I like hat and there's no way that we can tell there's no way we can know. But I'm just saying if she would have said Mmm, not a fan of this. It I don't think she would have been able to.

Just stay home Have a glass of wine and hang out. I Enough to say I guess my point would be if I was gonna make the argument for no. She was complicit in this fully and there was no force or pressure in any way.

I would say okay in the Mosaic Law God speaks about rape. It will use words like if a man seizes a woman like that's a word it like that, right? And by the way, that was a Capital offense according to God just to point that out if if if a man seized a woman Against her will in Deuteronomy.

That was a capital offense. Just pointing that out there. That was God's law at any rate, I Guess my point would be. That wordage is not foreign to Hebrew writers. So if the writer of Samuel, which we're not exactly sure who it is Could have been Samuel or just a scribe in the king's palace.

We don't know. Knows how to word that he has read the law many times. He has read the book of Deuteronomy and Leviticus many times. God has explicitly stated his displeasure with rape obviously. Why would he not use that verbiage here to expound?

I mean this whole three chapters is about David's sin. This is an argument from science. I feel like he would have explicitly made known. Oh By the way, this is another thing. The Lord is very displeased with so I think that's gonna come down to definitions of rape.

So I would have called that's what I say is I say that it was a power rape in other words. Yeah, I don't think that David and again sensitive topic says of subject. I don't think the David. Grabbed her forced her, you know and did all that.

I think that David sent guards to her home or messengers to her home. Said the king wants to see you in his chambers. Brought her there. Who's outside the king's chambers? Guards, okay. Okay. Can we agree on that?

Yeah. Okay, so you won't you're walking with guards. You're walking past guards into the king's bedroom and He says what up? I saw you bathing and I was peeking and Now you're here had she said hmm. I don't know.

It's the implication. That okay. People just escorted me here and when I walk out of those doors, who am I passing guards?

You know, I'll tell you what, that's a fair point. Point taken point. That's a fair point. Here's what I would say. I'm sure someone would think of this. Someone might say to me. All right, Josiah. Did you notice that the Lord through Samuel only addressed David and not Bathsheba?

Right to. Which is a fair point, however. That is not uncommon For God to do. And let me this is a side note, but it's worth mentioning here and and gentlemen get ready because Your toes are about to be stepped on by a hundred and ninety-five pound.

Well, I didn't eat much this morning. 193 pound. Man, so listen. Adam and Eve both sinned. Sure. Okay. Now look there are some dorks out there That will say stuff like no. Eve didn't sin. She was deceived.

Listen the Bible calls Satan the deceiver of the whole world. If that's not people sinning then the whole world should be off the hook. It's your fault that you're saved. The Bible says do not be deceived, right?

I mean even in American law ignorance is not an excuse right a breaking law.

Yeah, my point is that if you're deceived by a false teacher, for example It yes, God will very fiercely judge that false teacher. But it's your fault for being the seed because God has plainly made his word a special.

Oh my goodness. Especially where God's Word is plainly available. Yeah. What excuse you're gonna have right? So Eve sinned first. Who did God address first. Adam. Adam? Okay and Y 'all remember what Adam said.

It was not very subtle. Let's listen to who you blamed you Lord. It was the woman that you gave me man, and then Eve. Hey woman, what happened? Oh, it was this. Let's just keep on passing the blame down.

Okay, and then the serpent would have said God it was you for pretending to be better than me. Yeah.

The same thing happens. I was actually reading this. Last night in 1st Samuel 15 with the previous King Saul. You remember God told them you go out and destroy every by the way hundreds your job. If I get too off-topic to tell me to shut up.

Okay to destroy everything. Oh, and by the way, if you think that's harsh because they disobeyed The Canaanites continued to kill people for generations. Oh for sure. Yeah, I mean in Genesis.

It says don't. Well, I'm not gonna kill them yet because.

Their evilness hadn't has the resets the fullness. Yeah, well Solemn Saul not only did he not destroy all of them he took the king captive as a trophy and then took some of the gold and stuff and Allowed listen to that word allowed the soldiers to take some of the goats and cattle.

No, I Want you to listen to this? Because Saul's excuse for his sin is better than any one of us will ever have. When Samuel yeah Samuel did a lot of prophesying the Kings and most time it was bad news.

But in case you haven't caught that Samuel is my favorite prophet. Oh, man, he must have miserable.

He's like I'm tired of dealing with these pathetic Kings even after death. Yeah.

Well, anyway Saul Says yes, Lord. We took the cattle the people took the cattle so they could offer sacrifices to you first. Samuel 15 22 God says do you think I want sacrifices more than obedience to obey is better than sacrifice for sure.

Long story short the people took the cattle and God held Saul Responsible Eve's and God held Adam Responsible the way I think of it this way if I am here in this wonderful studio In Ava is at home my daughter and she disobeys Rachel.

It is my fault. It is at minimum my responsibility. Okay, that's how God Deals with federal headship since the man the husband is the head of the household He is ultimately responsible for everything that goes on in there everything Right doesn't mean there's also not responsibility for those individuals like Ava in this.

But I would be ultimately responsible and God would hold me accountable to that that is consistent through Scripture. So here Just because God only approaches David does not mean that Bathsheba did not also sin.

We don't know at this point God is approaching David because whoa in Two three different ways. He's the one in charge. He is at fault. God punishes him.

That is Consistent with how God always does it. And there's more arguments where it's just like, okay. Well, then why? When he invites Uriah back. What did Bathsheba know about the plan. Did Bathsheba.

Was Bathsheba implicit. And that's a good question. Well, that's a good question. Was just like, okay, let's get Uriah back and Let's get it on and say this is your kid because it's almost like he was willing to.

He was willing to just say, all right, we're done. That was a mistake on my part. Mm-hmm. Let's get your husband back. Let's go ahead and make this do this thing. I won't say anything if you don't say anything like that's what it it kind of seems like.

Yeah. But then Uriah being the honorable man, he is like, oh no, no, no.

There's so many ways to because it's purposely Silent on this part. This could be a Bathsheba. Has no idea the plan of David for sure kill Uriah. This could be a she does and she's totally in on it. This could be a no if Uriah had actually gone home.

She would have told him everything this could and we we don't know.

So I my argument for this is I'm gonna take basically All the things that we might have thought happened and I'm gonna say, okay put yourself in that situation for real. Like put yourself in that situation as if I'm Uriah as if you're Bathsheba, okay, okay, so I'm Bathsheba.

I'm Bathsheba. I Am pregnant with the king's child. Okay, let's look at it in two lights. I'm pregnant with the king's child and I was all about it. I was just like heck. Yeah, I'm gonna go sleep with King.

This is gonna be great. Okay Realistically Would I would King David bring Uriah back to a worried distraught Bathsheba who just cheated on her husband. Who's the last person on the entire planet that Bathsheba wants to walk into the door X amount of months early without warning?

Hmm the husband she just cheated on with a king. So if I'm the king and I'm saying okay, I need this girl's husband to come back and sleep with her Then I am going to for sure Let her in on the plan so that she can be welcoming have the rose petals everything you.

That's a good point. You know something I just thought of. There had to be. You know how I know no one here would ever do this. But you know how when you're convicted by the Holy Spirit, sometimes you double down on your sin.

Oh, no I don't know but I would like to think David experience some conviction here and then double down on this and let me explain why. They were intimate one time. Then the Bible says she went home found out she was pregnant and Gave him news that obviously is a few weeks time gap there.

Yeah. Okay, so there were no pregnancy tests there. We don't know that she's had a kid before so if she got sick she might. In other words it would have been a few weeks and It appears very clearly. They were not intimate during that time.

I'm gonna bring that point back up in just a minute. We're gonna take a short break and we're gonna come back and I'm gonna pick up right here about those few weeks in between these Events, I want to share with you something that has helped me every time I study the Word of God.

Read the Bible like you would any other book and do not read the Bible like you would any other book. Read the Bible like you would any other book in the sense that God wrote a book. He didn't use cave drawings.

He didn't use characters. He didn't download it straight on an mp3 player. God decided to write a book that book has language inside of it in a language our words. There are prepositions verbs subjects, etc.

So read a book like you would any other book. But don't read the Bible like you would any other book in the sense that it has 40 writers, but one author. Today, I want to give you my favorite Greek word and has helped me tremendously and I hope it can help you as well.

That Greek word is henna h-i-n-a henna and That word means so that when you see the words so that in Scripture Understand that is giving you a reason for what just happened. Just like the word therefore is telling you now that you know, what was just before this is the end result.

So that tells you the reason for what just happened. Let me give you three instances of that in Scripture. John 3 16 everyone knows it. Have you ever paid attention to it? God so loved the world. He gave his only begotten Son.

Why did he do that? So that Everyone who believes in him will not perish but have everlasting right life. It answers the question of why what is easy? Where is easy? When is easy? Why is the most important question question in Scripture?

Why did Jesus die so that whoever believes will not perish but have everlasting life? Ephesians 2 8 9 for by grace you are saved through faith. And this is not of yourselves. It is a gift of God not of works.

Why is it not of works so that no one can boast? Nobody from point-taking podcasts nobody from Witten nobody in the entire world. When they get to heaven will be able to say I am here because of something I did something I thought of something I I I.

Salvation is not of works so that every single human being will say I am only here because of the grace of God. That is the only reason. When you look at the account of Lazarus and this is the last one it says Jesus loved Mary Martha and Lazarus, so he waited two days.

Now I want you to think about that for a moment. Lazarus died there in those two days and you think okay Jesus the eternal Son of God could have immediately appeared there as he did elsewhere in the gospel.

But he waited two days and Lazarus died. Why did Jesus wait two days? So Jesus loved Mary Martha and Lazarus, so he waited two days and Then the henna cloths comes in. Jesus tells disciples he did that so that The Son of Man would be glorified and so that you may believe the story ends with many people come to know Jesus the word henna in Greek.

So that in English tells you the reason what just happened. Jesus waited two days. So that many would come to believe because the miracle he performed when you see those words in Scripture. No, it's giving you a reason for what just happened in the answer to why which is the most important question in the Bible.

Love you guys. See y 'all later. Yeah, so welcome back everybody as I was or welcome shoulder. You'll get it in a minute. And in fact, should I explain it in case there's people? No, no. Do you think right now as people are listening to this there's someone laughing right now cuz I do probably not.

Yeah, well, okay, I can name I could be mean I could be mean but I'm gonna keep quiet. That's right. You are now listen.

God I almost just said it and I was like, oh that would've been so mean. Yeah, don't do that.

Okay, don't be mean. All right, not to you the point to the listener. Oh my goodness I Was weird. All right. So listen, all right masked up wolf everyone. Come on ready. We're all ready. We're ready.

So that's a two-week period made a Dwight quote. So just know.

I think. Okay, speaking of someone who whose wife has had two children and there's a couple people disabled. Another person after a couple weeks they can start feeling sick. But if they've never been pregnant before which I read when I read this I read that this is as if this is best Sheba's first child.

It does not explicitly say that. Let me be fair, right? Okay, I think she would have just thought she was sick. Okay, I'm trying not to overthink this my point. I think we're talking.

Five or six weeks. Okay, so be enough where they wouldn't notice where they were. No, she she she could also been like super paranoid about.

That's fair, maybe I'm pregnant and I don't want to get to. I don't want to get too explicit. The Bible mentions. What time of the month that had recently been. In other words. There's a type of she knows what part of right of cycle we're going through here so there could have been some type of of knowledge on her part my point being.

This would have been a few weeks, so I'm gonna say for I think we can all agree. That's a reasonable amount of time. Four weeks. It never Says again that they met together again. Okay, so four weeks if you're David.

It's not like she's not accessible. Sure, I Would like to think David experience and if he was a believer at this point, which he clearly was He was experiencing some conviction. Four weeks he didn't do it again.

Then do we know that he didn't do it again. All right, let me read it. Let me read it to be fair. It says this. He laid with her. She returned to her house. Verse 5. There's obviously a time gap here.

Verse 5 says. The woman conceived and she sent and told David I am pregnant. So no we don't. But to me it is implied and I could be wrong. But it's implied to me that that was the one time they met up.

Can I ask a question to you?

Go ahead. She says she sent. Who would she have sent? So that's a great question.

No idea. She now unless you're pointing out her socio-economic stance means she would have had servants.

Which is so it's either that's what I'm saying is either because of her and your eye and her closeness to the Castle or whatever that she had somebody who could message the king, but it's not just everybody.

To the king, right? That's what I'm saying. They're a point. So so when I read that and that's a fair point and doesn't need to be overlooked when I read that I read as one Time few weeks later. She sends back.

They have not met up since okay when he finds out he now has the opportunity to answer the call of Repentance from the Holy Spirit or double down on his sin. He chooses to double down on his sin now whether she was complicit or not, I Would think we would all agree.

She has been miserable the past four or five weeks. She has felt Awful and or Taking advantage of Obviously depending on which way you look at it and probably to hunters point a bit taking advantage of either way you look at it All right.

Okay. And then she sends word to David. I'm pregnant. I am curious If she has these messengers Did she have the ability to send messages to your eye out in the field? Probably not because it probably would have had to been a military sent out.

She may not even know where he's stationed where they're fighting she may have no idea. Just something I thought of David's immediate reaction. In fact, the word is so David meaning because of the news He just got he sent word to Joab.

Send me Uriah the Hittite When Uriah came to him, so I want you to think about this hunter. Uriah didn't show up the next day, right? So let's give another couple weeks. Yeah, she's gonna start showing Very soon, right By the time Uriah Got there would she have already been showing that is a legitimate question.

I don't know. I.

Don't know cuz it takes how long like what if it took three probably three months is three months. Okay three months to travel. No, no. Three months to show. Okay. Three. God you're fighting three months away.

What war are you talking about? Like it can't be that important. No, but I was just thinking okay. So if it takes to your argument if you're saying five or six weeks, which is a month and a half to realize you're pregnant.

Which I don't know but I can see the point there and then. I always pictured it'd be a few days like maybe a week. To get from where he's fighting to the kingdom.

You know, I think if we paid attention he even says where it was. Yeah, cuz I'm just I'm pulling that out of nothing. Can I get it fact-checked it? Oh, wait, whatever. Reba is Rabba. I don't know where that is on the map.