The Studio: Episode 4: The Cooler
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Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK INSIDE THE COOLER!
On this new episode of #thestudio we enter new and terrifying territory. Jeff and Luke discover something that they wish they never had: The Cooler. After a celebration for our new studio space (2-years ago) someone, apparently, forgot to dispose of all of the unused raw meat from the barbecue that was stored in The Cooler. Perhaps they moved it aside and meant to get to it later. Whatever the reason, it was rediscovered and what follows next is the stuff of scary stories around the campfire.
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- 00:03
- So last night, Jeff called me and asked if I would like to help do a deep clean in the studio. So I called a couple friends, we're going to be cleaning up, we're going to be taking out the trash.
- 00:13
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How long has that been there?
- 00:19
- It's impossible. No, no. Oh my goodness, it's impossible. No, no, go, go. It's not the same. No! We found a cooler today.
- 00:31
- We left it out there two years ago. When we first moved in, we had a party.
- 00:39
- We filled it with all the unused meat. Steak. Chicken. Raw meat.
- 00:48
- It's been sitting out there for two years, two Arizona summers. Growing.
- 00:57
- Living. Being. We picked it up and it's sloshed.
- 01:12
- Why did we look inside? Marcus! Marcus!
- 01:33
- Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Undivided attention. Undivided attention. Seriously, you've got to get this. Do you remember?
- 01:39
- Do you remember? This is nasty. The cooler. The cooler. The cooler. Someone left the cooler outside.
- 01:47
- For two years. From two years ago, we opened the thing up. I don't even know what to say.
- 01:53
- Have you ever tasted true darkness? Marcus, they had an entire political process.
- 02:00
- They had Maggot Trump. Bearded maggots. Clean -shaven maggots. Hipster maggots. Maggots with beanies.
- 02:06
- Maggots. There were celebrity maggots. Little Maggot Kardashians running around. There was dancing.
- 02:13
- There was singing. Social media. For maggots. Something straight out of the book of Revelation.
- 02:19
- Have you read Revelation, Marcus? Would you like to see? I just want to know if we're going to get arrested.
- 02:27
- A certain part of this feels like it's not legal. What are you going to do about it? That's all I want to know. How are you going to save us,
- 02:35
- Marcus? That's all I'm asking. So, Gabe and I actually offered to take the cooler to the dumpster.
- 02:44
- Jeff was clearly distressed. So, we made a nice sign. Nobody ever needs to see what's in it.
- 03:03
- Except for my Snapchat friends. I don't know why you think
- 03:16
- I'm exaggerating. Yes, a human face. An actual human face.
- 03:23
- Look, if this thing had a Facebook, it would friend me. I mean, seriously. It's nothing
- 03:48
- I haven't seen before, and it's not that gross. I got a free cooler today.