If Superhero Movie Characters Were Churches
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In our "If they were churches" series, today we ask what it would be like to see different Superhero movie characters represent churches.
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- 00:06
- And now, folks, it's time for Who Do You Trust, hubba hubba hubba, money money money, Who Do You Trust? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
- 00:17
- That's my secret, Captain.
- 00:21
- I'm always angry.
- 00:25
- My name is Peter Porker.
- 00:32
- You have no idea what you're dealing with.
- 00:35
- Uh, Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Ignore if there's a threat and the war we must win.
- 00:46
- Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.
- 00:49
- What are your superpowers again? I'm rich.
- 01:19
- Why do you come here, Charles? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? Yes, sir.
- 01:26
- You're continuing search for hope.
- 01:29
- Did you know this church is in the exact center of the city? The elders decreed it so that everyone could be equally close to God.
- 01:39
- Think about it.
- 01:40
- If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future.
- 01:44
- And your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future.
- 01:50
- Slap me around and call me Susan.
- 01:57
- I warned you, Susan.
- 02:02
- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.
- 02:09
- I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
- 02:13
- You want to know how I got these scars? My name's Trevor.
- 02:19
- Trevor Slattery.
- 02:21
- Don't hurt the face.
- 02:23
- I'm an act hole.
- 02:25
- Enough! You are all of you beneath me.
- 02:28
- I am a god, you dull creature.
- 02:32
- And I will not be bullied by...
- 02:43
- Puny god.
- 02:45
- This thing is from another world.
- 02:49
- My world.
- 02:50
- I've killed things from other worlds before.
- 02:55
- Is she with you? I thought she was with you.
- 03:11
- Anyone else want to go? There I was, holed up in this quarry.
- 03:18
- When Batman came nosing around, he was getting closer, closer.
- 03:23
- And? I threw a rock at him.
- 03:35
- It was a big rock.
- 03:37
- None of you seem to understand.
- 03:39
- I'm not locked in here with you.
- 03:43
- You're locked in here with me.
- 03:51
- Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me? Stop it.
- 03:55
- You just didn't do it again.
- 03:56
- He's trying to copy me.
- 03:58
- Enough! Boys! Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent.
- 04:06
- I love it.
- 04:07
- I love bringing people together.
- 04:08
- How are we? Lex.
- 04:10
- Hi.
- 04:10
- Hello.
- 04:11
- Lex, it is a pleasure.
- 04:12
- Ow.
- 04:12
- Wow.
- 04:12
- That is a good grip.
- 04:13
- You should not pick a fight with this person.