If Superhero Movie Characters Were Churches

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In our "If they were churches" series, today we ask what it would be like to see different Superhero movie characters represent churches. #cwac #christiancomedy #christianhumor #churchhumor #calvinism #churchcomedy #superhero #superman #avengers #superheroes #superheromovies

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And now, folks, it's time for Who Do You Trust, hubba hubba hubba, money money money, Who Do You Trust? Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
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That's my secret, Captain.
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I'm always angry.
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My name is Peter Porker.
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You have no idea what you're dealing with.
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Uh, Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Ignore if there's a threat and the war we must win.
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Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.
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What are your superpowers again? I'm rich.
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Why do you come here, Charles? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? Yes, sir.
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You're continuing search for hope.
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Did you know this church is in the exact center of the city? The elders decreed it so that everyone could be equally close to God.
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Think about it.
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If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future.
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And your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future.
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Slap me around and call me Susan.
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I warned you, Susan.
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.
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I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
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You want to know how I got these scars? My name's Trevor.
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Trevor Slattery.
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Don't hurt the face.
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I'm an act hole.
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Enough! You are all of you beneath me.
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I am a god, you dull creature.
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And I will not be bullied by...
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Puny god.
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This thing is from another world.
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My world.
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I've killed things from other worlds before.
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Is she with you? I thought she was with you.
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Anyone else want to go? There I was, holed up in this quarry.
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When Batman came nosing around, he was getting closer, closer.
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And? I threw a rock at him.
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It was a big rock.
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None of you seem to understand.
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I'm not locked in here with you.
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You're locked in here with me.
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Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me? Stop it.
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You just didn't do it again.
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He's trying to copy me.
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Enough! Boys! Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent.
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I love it.
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I love bringing people together.
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How are we? Lex.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Lex, it is a pleasure.
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Ow.
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Wow.
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That is a good grip.
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You should not pick a fight with this person.