GotQuestions.org - Hilarious Autocorrect Fails Episode 4

Autocorrect Fails and Funny Misread Questions

Hey, Pastor, hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you there, reading Golf Digest.

And praying.

Hey, I'm sorry.

No, hey, I'm sorry to barge in, you know, I didn't mean to interrupt you. I just, I remembered that on Sunday morning, you had asked a bunch of questions, you know, and if you in the audience have a particular question that you want answered, we'll text it to the church office and, you know, we'll see if we can do a new sermon series or something.

Like that.

So, well, I stopped by, I stopped by the secretary's office and, you know, for being 95, Sister Buell is actually pretty on point with the technology. She got all the questions right here on the list printed out for me.

But you know how, to be honest, sometimes people are saying that, you know, sheep are.

Stupid.

Well, I don't know if sheep really are dumb, but to be honest, I just don't think our congregation knows how to use autocorrect because some of these questions are pretty funny. Like just use autocorrect people and, you know, it'll get there.

You'll get the right question.

So these are really funny. You want to go through them, have a laugh. All right, well, let's take a look here.

All right.

Misread Questions About Love, End Times, and Church Life

So number one, what is agave love? What is going to happen at the end of time?

Time is a delightful little herb.

Why did Jesus say it is finish? Why do women have to be violent in church? I mean, pastor, to be honest, we've all got that death glare from our mom in church at.

Some point.

Why is it important to pray without sneezing? Who was Joseph of aromatherapy? You know, pastor, this one had me going because I was like, are we talking like incense? Because incense is a little more orthodox, but we're not denominational.

So we got to at least go with something like essential oil candles, right? Should a Christian be a doomsday prepper?

Oh, my God.

This one says, why should we throw burning coals on people's heads?

Coals, give happy, get happy.

Why did God tell Eve she would brush the head of the serpent? Is it wrong if my wife wants a boy, but I really want a grill? Do I need to have my son circle sized? What does it mean to ask Jesus into your hearse?

I mean, technically, Jesus could be in the hearse with you. He's driving it. You know, if this is any metaphorical, spiritual hearse that's taking you to heaven, if you're saved, you know, I guess I could, yeah, okay.

Misheard Bible Language and Everyday Spiritual Questions

Does the Bible tell us to hate the sin, but love the dinner, food, food, pastor? It's about time that we have a potluck here. Sheesh, the Baptist always get the best food. Being non-denominational stinks sometimes, especially when the vegans come.

How can I stop falling asleep while I am mediating? How do you know if you are under the conviction of the Holy Spirit? What is wrong with youth in Asia? Does God have a pan for my life? You know, pastor, I think this, this is a good question because people often think that, you know, does God have a pan for my life, a skillet, a deep fryer, a crock pot, you know, a griddle, any of these things, does God have these for my life?

And people worry about that. They fret and they stew about which direction should I go, which cooking utensil should I use, but really they just need to know that God has everything in control, and no matter what, it's going to pan out.

That could be a good sermon title. It's going to pan out. You know, pastor, I'm sitting here and I'm looking at this list of intended questions, and these intended questions are actually pretty good. I think that there's a lot of people that have a lot of questions, and even though we might not be able to answer every single one of them, we can do our best.

Sheep Spell Really Bad

And you know, I think there's one really important thing that we've learned here today, and that's that sheep spell really bad. You can find the answers to these questions and more on our website, GotQuestions .org.

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