Bald is a Hair Color

Thanks, James. This is fun. You're one of the best, I have to say. You lost your hair from all that thinking, I think, is what it is. And maybe I'm halfway there. I'm halfway as smart as James. This new swine... Gillette Mach 3.

Is that what it is? Just give it up. You've heard that old joke that some people say atheism is a religion. If atheism is a religion, then baldness is a hair color, right? It's on my driver's license, so you just proved my point.

There you go.