If Christmas Vacation Characters Were Churches

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Ding! Uh, drrrrrrrrrr ...by

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name. He knows not what he does. Damon! Decohals with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

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Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la. Non -nutritive cereal varnish.

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It's semi -permeable, it's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it. Yeah, it's a ...

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it's a beautiful product. I like it, yeah. Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

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Ellen, are you smoking again? No! And why is the carpet all wet,

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Todd? I don't know, Margo. All our holidays were always such a mess.

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Oh, yeah. How did you get through it? I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

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Well, you see, the plate runs right underneath my part here. And these over here, it's, you know, nothing.

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But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the

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United States of America and to the republic for which it stands.

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Hey, Dad, where do you want these reindeer?

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Let's put them down there in the lawn, Russ. Write up a brief summary and have it to me by the end of the day.

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My pleasure. Layman's terms. None of that inside jargon that nobody understands. Yes, sir. Hope my report helped out at the trade show.

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I'm sure it did, Griswold. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of an important call.

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Get me somebody. Anybody. And I want to look them straight in the eye, and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four -flushing, lowlife, snake -licking, dirt -eating, inbred, overstuffed...

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Just can't believe you're actually standing here in my living room, Eddie. Never thought the day would come.

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Yeah, I'm excited about it, too. What happened to you?

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You know, they took a pint of fluid out of my lower back. Beautiful, Clark. Worked really hard,

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Grandma. So do washing machines. I have to eat so I can take my back pill.

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You're goofy. It is an ugly tree anyway.

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They didn't move into a new house. The blessing. You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin planche.

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Hey, Grizz, you're not doing anything constructive. Run into the living room.

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Get my stove. So what's the matter with you? That ain't the

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Christmas star, Grizz. It's a lighter in the sewage treatment plant. Don't drop that!

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I did it. Hey, guys, it's

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Keith. Hope you enjoyed that video. And also, I wanted to say thank you for supporting the channel this year.

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And I'm looking forward to even more laughs in 2024. I also wanted to take a minute and while wishing you a

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Merry Christmas, also remind you that while we enjoy the festivities of the season, the real reason we celebrate is that God sent his son to live a perfect life and die a substitutionary death for everyone who believes.

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The Bible says that we're all sinners. We've all broken God's law and we all need forgiveness. And that forgiveness is available if you trust in the

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Lord Jesus Christ. So if you've never done that, I encourage you, repent of your sins and trust in Christ, and you'll find him to be a perfect Savior.