Inaugural Address of President Keith Foskey

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Our friends at Eschatology Matters held another poll on Twitter/X this time asking who would be best for President of an imaginary network of churches. Keith won and is now offering his inaugural address.

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I'd like to thank all of you who have chosen me for the presidency of the newest and greatest church network in the history of evangelicalism.
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The Superior Theology Network is going to be greater than TGC, T4G, or even
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G3. And we're going to be even moodier than Moscow. As your president,
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I promise to rule benevolently and to appoint a cabinet of men who are certain to bring everyone together.
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Men who are known for their careful attention to nuance. Like Doug Wilson, who's going to be our press secretary.
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James White, our secretary of defense. And Joel Webbin, our secretary of clickbait.
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And to show our love for all of our not -yet -Calvinist friends, we're offering associate memberships. You can be part of the network, but we will not grant you the rank of superior.
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So if you're ready to be part of the Superior Theology Network, the only church network that really matters, send in your application today.