If “Three Amigos!” Characters were Churches

What we're talking about is money.

Real money.

Amigo money.

No dough, no show.

Some friends of mine will be coming here.

I hope you will show them more courtesy than you have shown me.

They aren't as kind-hearted as I am.

You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two.

We sing and dance.

Yeah, you know.

My little buttercup has the sweetest smile.

I'll put infamous, el guapo.

Infamous? Si.

It means murderous, evil, all like you said.

And it will save you money.

Hey, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? A what? A plethora.

Oh, yes.

You have a plethora.

Jefe, what is a plethora? Why, guapo? I don't understand.

I don't shoot at people.

You see, it's against my upbringing.

Call it etiquette, whatever.

You know, I'm sick.

Chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup.

Nanny! Farley, farley, farley, farley, farley, farley.

Hopper.

And a spoon.

Dirt-eating piece of slime.

You scum-sucking pig.

You son of a motherless goat.

You're a funny guy.

Just kill one of them.