If “Three Amigos!” Characters were Churches
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In our ongoing series of “if they were churches” we imagine a favorite of spoof cowboy humor from the 80s.
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- 00:04
- What we're talking about is money.
- 00:07
- Real money.
- 00:07
- Amigo money.
- 00:09
- No dough, no show.
- 00:13
- Some friends of mine will be coming here.
- 00:15
- I hope you will show them more courtesy than you have shown me.
- 00:19
- They aren't as kind-hearted as I am.
- 00:23
- You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two.
- 00:31
- We sing and dance.
- 00:33
- Yeah, you know.
- 00:35
- My little buttercup has the sweetest smile.
- 00:42
- I'll put infamous, el guapo.
- 00:45
- Infamous? Si.
- 00:47
- It means murderous, evil, all like you said.
- 00:51
- And it will save you money.
- 00:53
- Hey, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? A what? A plethora.
- 01:03
- Oh, yes.
- 01:04
- You have a plethora.
- 01:06
- Jefe, what is a plethora? Why, guapo? I don't understand.
- 01:12
- I don't shoot at people.
- 01:14
- You see, it's against my upbringing.
- 01:17
- Call it etiquette, whatever.
- 01:18
- You know, I'm sick.
- 01:19
- Chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup.
- 01:22
- Nanny! Farley, farley, farley, farley, farley, farley.
- 01:27
- Hopper.
- 01:30
- And a spoon.
- 01:43
- Dirt-eating piece of slime.
- 01:45
- You scum-sucking pig.
- 01:47
- You son of a motherless goat.
- 02:12
- You're a funny guy.
- 02:15
- Just kill one of them.