Denominations Order Coffee
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Continued adventures of our favorite denominations!
This time they meet at a coffee shop. What will they order???
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- 00:00
- Welcome to Six Beans Roasters.
- 00:01
- My name is Chad.
- 00:02
- I'll be your barista today.
- 00:04
- Well, hello Chad.
- 00:05
- We're a group of denominations here for our monthly meeting.
- 00:08
- Sounds good.
- 00:08
- What can I get started for everyone? Yes, I'd like a large coffee please.
- 00:12
- I'd like it regulative principle style.
- 00:14
- That means nothing added, just the way God intended.
- 00:17
- Alright, well what name would you like me to put on that cup? Sure, put Presbyterian.
- 00:22
- How do you spell that? Yeah, it's S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-T-H-E-O-L-O-G-Y.
- 00:31
- That doesn't spell Presbyterian.
- 00:33
- Trust me, that's correct.
- 00:35
- I'm not going to be having coffee today.
- 00:37
- I just want a cup of ice water because I'm currently in the middle of a Daniel Fast, which means I can only have water and vegetables.
- 00:44
- Chad, do y'all have any sweet tea? You know, the SBC president did say that coffee is bitter water for bitter people facing bitter times.
- 00:52
- Sure, I can bring you some sweet tea.
- 00:54
- Okay, Chad, just know this.
- 00:55
- I like my sweet tea sweet enough that it would cause a normal person to fall into a diabetic coma.
- 01:01
- I'm talking barbecue restaurant sweet tea.
- 01:04
- Actually, what I'm going to do is I'm going to bring you some unsweetened tea and we have sugar packets here on the table.
- 01:08
- I've never seen anyone try so hard to be the Antichrist.
- 01:12
- I'd like tea as well, but I'd like a hot cup of English tea with some milk.
- 01:16
- You put milk in your tea? Okay, I've definitely found the Antichrist.
- 01:21
- Did somebody say Antichrist? I'll take a beer, please.
- 01:26
- Sir, this is a coffee shop and it's 9 a.m.
- 01:30
- I don't understand the problem.
- 01:32
- I would like a tall, organically sourced, decaffeinated coffee with steamed soy milk sweetened with agave nectar and sprinkled over the top with dark chocolate flakes.
- 01:44
- I would also like a paper straw.
- 01:46
- Even though it's incredibly inconvenient and it disintegrates almost immediately, we all know it's much better for the environment.
- 01:53
- Also, when you put my name on the cup, please be sure to include my pronouns are they and them.
- 01:59
- You know, they have that on the menu.
- 02:01
- It's called the lack of testosterone latte.
- 02:04
- Hey guys, check it out.
- 02:05
- I already had three coffees at our in-house coffee bar at the Big Eva Multiplex Mega Church and Mini Mall.
- 02:11
- Big Eva requires big energy.
- 02:13
- So I'm going to need a large iced coffee with a pump of every syrup that you have and I want you to put as much espresso as you can that is allowed by law.
- 02:22
- Because as we know, caffeine is the Christian drug of choice.
- 02:26
- Are you sure that's safe? Hey bro, the Bible says I can drink all things through Christ who gives me strength.
- 02:32
- I'm pretty sure it doesn't say that.
- 02:34
- Agree to disagree.