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What is up everybody got a brand new video for you just a little one short one

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Look, if you are hanging in there waiting for me, um, I promise I'm trying to get myself together here

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There are gonna be some big announcements that are coming down the pike on this channel very very soon

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Big changes for me and my family and I'll tell you all about that in the meantime. Thank you for being patient. All right, it's

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It's a little difficult right now to to be making videos. I miss making videos. I miss interacting with you guys

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Thank you what I am doing on the community side. Some of you are interacting with that. So, thanks very much Just bear with me now.

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I'm gonna tell you a quick story before wise disciple was wise disciple We were actually called another ministry.

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Okay, we had a different name a little bit of a different focus It was much more specialized towards apologetics and a lot of this came out in an audio podcast that actually is still available

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So if you wanted to take a look at that Take a look if you wanted to hear it, you can go back and find the the audio podcast

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It's still available on all podcast apps and just go back in the archives enough and you'll find you know

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What we were doing one of the things that I did personally for the audio podcast was I developed

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Saturday Night Live level Skits, I thought it would be funny. It's just where my brain goes.

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I can do voices some voices And so anyway, I started doing satirical skits. Now. This was before Babylon B Okay, this was before that even existed and it was very popular and the podcast audience really started

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Enjoying it and wanted to hear more from the recurring characters that I was doing And so anyway, if you are at all interested in this take a listen.

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I'm about to share with you one of the Skits that I created. I was just listening to it again and just laughing

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Having a good time with it. So if you would like Something like this

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In the future. Let me know just give me a thumbs up and like the video if not, then so be it, right?

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This is maybe just a little test and see where we're all at as a as a YouTube audience But anyways without further ado here is a skit that I put together years ago.

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It's called church fillet. Check it out Yeah, I'll take the give me the

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Denomination meal Which denomination meal do you want sir? Which one do

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I want Lucy Yeah, it doesn't matter we just don't want any of that Calvinism on it, okay

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Shut up Lucy We're good. I think we're good. Would you like to add baptism to your meal for an extra 25 cents?

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Whatever my wife wants No baptism, please.

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Okay, so that's a 99 meal hold the Calvinism hold the baptism, please pull around Welcome to church fillet.

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How may I church you today? Yeah, can you give me a minute, please? Do you need some more time ma 'am?

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I'm sorry. This is my first time my co -worker invited me to eat here Okay, gotcha one gospel milkshake hold any mention of judgment puller welcome to church fillet, how may

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I church you today? Yeah, I'll get two Sunday megachurches

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Not too much worship, please. How much worship do you want sir? I don't know

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Three songs I guess two Sunday megachurches small worship. How do you want your altar call?

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Just background guitar, I don't need that extra stuff. Okay Yeah, get me two

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Sunday schools for my kids Minimal discipleship and Oh extra icebreakers, please.

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Okay. How many icebreakers do you want sir? The 45 minutes is fine

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Okay, two Sunday megachurches small worship two Sunday schools minimal discipleship extra -large icebreakers anything else

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I'm satisfied with that Pull around, please Welcome to church fillet.

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How may I church you today? Yes. Are there any specials on the menu today? Yes, sir.

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There are oh, I'm a ma 'am. Oh, I do apologize, sir Today's deal is the word of faith meal the carton itself is made of hundred dollar bills

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But when you open it, it's completely empty. Oh I'll take five of those. Please five word of faith meals coming up.

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Please pull around Welcome to church fillet. How may I church you today? Greetings and salutations

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Church Hey epic worship pastor. What'll it be today? Give me lots of excitement mixed with agape

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Tons of relevance and I'll take a tattoo in Hebrew that runs down the inside of my forearm, please

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Yes, pastor those are just side dishes that is correct Well, what do you want your main meal to be?

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Hey, I am Struggling to understand your question

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How do you want your theology? Right, right, um With lots of fog, please.

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Okay pull around sir. Look at me Welcome to church fillet.