F4F | Prophecy Bingo April 2022

Welcome to another installment of Fighting for the Faith. My name is Chris Roseborough. I am your servant in Jesus Christ.

This is the channel that compares what people are saying in the name of God to the Word of God. Now there's this thing that we do from time to time here, try to have a little bit of fun, and it, well, you know what that means.

It's time for Prophecy Bingo, and today I have invited

Dan Long back, and he has his bride, Mrs. Dan Long, with him. Way to go, Patriarchy.

And then down in the lower corner we have Joshua, who's always a regular, and Mildred has decided to make a cameo appearance.

If you're not sure who Mildred is, actually that's my daughter Faith, and she's married, so she no longer has the

Roseborough moniker. So Faith Lawson, who back in the day was the voice of Mildred on our

Max Holiday Sketches. Glad to have you aboard, Faith, glad that you're here. We're gonna expect you to say something in Mildred's voice, just because.

Well, maybe if you treat and let me win, I'll say a prophecy in Mildred's name. Oh, there you go. Good deal.

I see how this works. Now, I gotta make an announcement here, and that is that, a little bit of a note, and that is that I have previewed all of these prophecies, and there are no real prophecies in the mix today.

In fact, no real prophecies were heard in the making of this installment of Fighting for the Faith and Prophecy Bingo, and as a little bit of a note,

I would be concerned for anybody who thinks that any of these people that were featuring on Prophecy Bingo are real prophets.

They're not. They're all false prophets. These are the people that Jesus actually warned us about, and if you believe that these people are prophets, you need to repent, and you need to start reading your

Bible. So there's my new intro for Prophecy Bingo, but let's ease into things, shall we?

Are you guys ready? I've got my card. We've got the long card.

I see what you did there. I think it's a long shot.

Yes, that's a good one. In fact, real quick, Dan, remind us again, you have a

YouTube channel called Long for Truth, and you and your bride are now doing videos together, kind of the way the

Cozars are, and so bring us up to speed. What are you guys up to lately? Well, we have been doing a series on the

New Apostolic Reformation. That's been a, you know, how many videos have we actually done on that?

Probably seven. Seven or eight. We've done, so that's in a series, that's in a playlist, and we've done some videos.

But the New Apostolic Reformation doesn't exist. I know, I know, but you know, despite what

Michael Brown says, yes. He found a little bit of information on it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. All right, so you guys are just fabricating stuff left and right about a movement that doesn't really exist?

Yeah, absolutely. Okay. And then we've done some on the Toronto Blessing series on that as well. So what have we got, three or four videos about that?

So those have been some of the latest stuff, and you know, we're just, we're doing some videos on the

Pentecostal Generals of the past, you know. Hopefully soon we'll have one up on Amy Simple McPherson.

Oh, she was a train wreck! I mean, talk about a con woman! I look forward,

I love your historical takes on these people. It's just so important, because they're lionized by today's

Pentecostals, but when you just scratch the surface on these people, they were all hucksters and charlatans, con men and thespians, you know.

And it just took reading some newspaper articles, that's all it took to find a lot of that stuff out.

Yeah, I look forward to getting your take on Amy Simple McPherson's disappearance and then reemergence. Oh, that'll be, yeah, yeah, it's the poor woman.

Yeah, right, right. How many husbands did she burn through?

Only three. Only three, okay. Well, you know, that Holy Spirit, really,

I mean, if it wasn't for the Holy Spirit, it would have been six, so you know. It may happen, you're right. Yeah, okay, all right, so let's,

I'm gonna stretch here. Okay, gotta get my prophecy mojo on, and I have a shofar for the occasion.

All right, let's see here. Now, I gotta do this, and no, not that first. Here we go.

So, I'm going to start off by taking my free squid space here, and just kind of take in my words, and hopefully this will be a winning card.

So, if not, I'll cheat. I'm going to cast a counterspell. No, no, no. I'm going to prophesy that you're not going to get anything on this video.

Oh, wow, there we go. We raised you better than that.

We didn't send you to Hogwarts. What is this? This was worse.

It was public school. All right, all right, so this is a guy reading a prophecy by Lana Vowser.

Yeah, I have to say it like that. All right, so here we go. This prophetic word comes from Lana Vowser, Queensland, Australia.

A Passover encouragement. This morning, I had a vision, and I saw the Lion of Judah.

He was roaring loudly. As he was roaring, I could hear a word resounding in his roar. It was the word return.

As I was listening to this word being decreed in the atmosphere. Atmosphere, that's a prophecy.

Oh, we have blood. What was that? We have decree.

And we have atmosphere. And we have atmosphere. Oh, no. Double trouble.

It's going to be a long night. Okay, let's continue on here.

Every part of me was filled with authority of this command by the Spirit. The understanding was given to me of what the

Lord was speaking. Return unto me. There is a call to return to focus upon him.

There is a call to return to first love. There is a call to return to simple devotion and adoration of Jesus, first and foremost.

I could feel his heart calling his people. Calling, calling, calling.

What? And I was going to say, it sounds like a male

Sarah Young reading a Jesus Calling chapter. Oh, no.

Yeah, we'll have to rename this particular prophecy, Satan's Calling. Got it. Okay. I particularly find this guy's verbal cage to be that similar to the lock picking lawyer.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah, I know that channel. Okay. It sounds a lot like that.

I'm a little disappointed with my card at the moment. It's only the first prophecy. It's okay.

Okay. I don't know if you remember, Chris, the last time I was on, how I struggled. Now that I've got my wife here,

I'm just going to rub her head and continue to. Please don't. Sorry.

Oh, man. The survivor blogs are going to go nuts. Okay. Oh, no.

Let's keep going here. Back to his eyes. Back to the fiery, blazing gaze of first love many have faced.

So much distraction in this hour. The Lord is calling forth a returning unto him.

As he roared his conviction, his love and his grace was calling and wooing his people back into that deep place of burning adoration for him.

I think deep counts. Yeah, that's in there. There was no condemnation. What was that?

I feel like we have so many that are so close, but it's like we have like a sayeth the Lord. We have like there's like yelling and I'm like roaring.

Well, yell at you. Well, actually, the yelling with the asterisk means it actually has actual volume involved. Yeah. Trust me.

There will be opportunities to fill that one in. And there's somewhere. Come on.

All right. Okay. It was repentance. It was a beautiful turning. I saw this returning.

There was a casting off of the distraction. There was a casting off of idols. There was a casting off of weight and the invitation to dive deep into the river of his grace and his going deeper into his heart.

Oh, man. It's so tacky. It's like a boring audio book.

This is the kind of thing that used to be plastered on some woman's wall in a horrible Hallmark movie. Right. It's just a

Hallmark movie. It's so cringy. Yeah. This is like false prophecy, ASMR, you know.

Oh. All right. I'm moving along. Oh, Inez.

Yeah. Oh, no. Here we go.

God is good. His mercy endures forever. So we're coming in to April and God is on the move.

God is always working in my own life. There has been changes. There's movements.

There always is. There's there's movements. Yeah. Is she about to see?

Oh, hang on a second here. I just realized I just realized I heard the word river in the last prophecy.

Oh, yes. I do remember that. Yeah, that's it. It's there. Check the tape, man. All right.

You think she's going to say shifting or something? Yeah. I just feel like I just want to take this moment in and just savor it for a second.

So bad. I backed it up. Here we go. And God is on the move.

God is always working in my own life. There has been changes. There's movements.

There always is. There's shifts. There's different. Yeah, man.

OK. Yeah, there we go. OK. And this is a different season.

Just season is a prophecy being a word to remind you, brothers and sisters, the beginning of this year, the word that God gave us all was to be strong.

The word from Joshua, be strong and be courageous. So, you know, when you hear a word like this, you know, when you hear the word of God, when you're praying anything spiritual, you must continue to be alert because you're in a battle.

So even when there's change, when you go to a new level, new level, that's a prophecy.

We got a new level, too. Be alert because the world needs more alerts.

Right. Wow. That just came out of left field.

Yeah. OK. Oh, sorry. You must have shot that one with your long bow. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. All right. You need to pray. You can't just say, oh, yes, things are changing now.

Oh, yes. I've been blessed and forget about things you need. Blessed is a prophecy.

Bingo word to have your spiritual armor on. So you need to be prayerful and you need to be in the word.

So when the enemy puts out sickness, when he tries to cause little things here and there, you're alert and you're on the ball.

You're quick to pray. You're quick to decree and declare things because why? Decree and declare.

That's a twofer there. It's not very often we actually hear those back to back so much anymore. Yeah. OK, man.

I'm needing like a prophetic bingo intervention here. Yeah. Oh, it's so early in the game.

Calm yourself. Yeah. I'll do my best. You have power and authority and it's something the devil does.

He tries to distract really quick by causing things to get your eyes. Remember, like Peter on the water and Jesus said, come on, come to me then.

And he was walking on the water, but he took his eyes off Jesus and he looked around.

So it happens with all of us if you're not careful. So make sure you have a prayer life.

Make sure you're not careful. You're listening to you. Yeah. Yeah. If I had my eyes on Jesus, I wouldn't be listening to you, lady.

All right. Attending church groups around Christians, but in the word of God and not only in the word of God, because I mean, there's people who know the word of God inside out and they're living in sin.

So you want to be obedient and following the word. What'd you say? I was going to say in her prophesying like this is not living in sin.

No. And she's definitely not being obedient. You know, they say these things so unironically, you know, so I mean, basically, you know, blaspheming, attributing words to God that he hasn't given, just see

Jeremiah 23 or Ezekiel 13, if you need a reference here, is considered a high crime by God, not a misdemeanor.

Like, you know, we're talking like eternal felony kind of stuff here. Hey Faith, roll for self -awareness.

Oh, it's not one, it's off the table. How'd you roll a zero? We clearly have a negative modifier here.

Yeah, here we go. All right. Hang on a second. I feel like my card needs some help.

We need some yelling. He's like four minutes in and he's like, I don't have enough. I have not previewed any of these.

So this part is going to be a little interesting. Drops the bingo anxiety and insecurities. Revival fires are coming again.

Oh gosh. Here we go. It's not the Harvestman riot, it's 2 .0. Do you get to count something if it's in the name, if it's in the title?

Yes, yes. Oh yeah, that counts, that counts. All right, get ready. If you have fire, if you have fire, you can take it.

I have ignite. No. No. He's over here like,

I don't have enough. No, you can't have that. Well, wait a minute now. The title of this, Revival Fires are coming again.

We have, which we have nothing. Acceleration. If we have ignite, we can interpret that.

That's a long shot, but no. You're going to have to be quarantined on Long Island.

All right. Moving along. Moving along.

And I keep hearing the spirit of the Lord say, I am the lifter of your head. And that that's tried to hold your head down in days past.

God said, look up for your redemption draws nigh. And I say, I am lifting your head in this hour.

And you're going to see the plans and the future that I have for you.

For God says, this is a season. Season. Is that Mrs.

Chuck? No, I don't know who she is. Oh, okay. Here we go.

Barbara went trouble. Yeah, that's who she is.

God restoring that that got missed 40 years ago. I don't know what happened, but God said there were those that came in that disguised themselves as the prophet of the

Lord. But God. I feel like I need to call for a silver alert.

Oh, wow. Grandma's off her meds again. And she's talking about somebody who isn't really a prophet.

While giving a false prophecy. This is amazing. Okay, let's keep going.

God said that was deception there. And God said, I'm breaking the power, even of the guilt that caused you to embrace something that was not me.

Something. Something in the way she speaks.

Yeah, hang on a second here. I got that. Irritates me like no other. Sound like a female

Chuck Pierce, though. Yeah, you're right. You're right. She's learned from the best of the say nothing prophets.

I mean, it's practically a prophecy open mic night every day over there. The Lord said on the inside of you, you knew it was wrong.

You just didn't know how to identify it. But I say, I'm opening your eyes now. And I said, you're going to know the truth.

The truth is going to set you free for I'm unlocking even the prophetic gift.

Are you kidding me? I just feel like I just stumbled at the gate.

He never stopped coming, folks. All right. So Dan, how's the long card going?

We have three in a row on one line. We're waiting for some special words. Yeah, okay.

All right. All right. Okay. I'm not totally alone. I'm still one behind you, though.

So we get something. All right. What's going on back here?

What on? Okay, okay. That's different.

Okay. Disguise himself as truth when

I am the spirit of truth, says the Lord. Okay.

She says, says the Lord. We have say it. The Lord. Yeah, that'll work. That'll work. There we go. I also get yelling for that.

Yeah, there was yelling in there. Yeah, she was yelling for sure. Yeah, yelling. Not for us. She's saying these things about the

Holy Spirit being the spirit of truth while blaspheming and lying about what God is saying. I feel like this could open a vortex and create some kind of a black hole situation that could suck the whole planet into it.

Or perhaps a glory portal that'll suck us all through. Right. Right into the glory, just like a vacuum.

Glory portal. That has such terrible, terrible connotations. Okay. All right. So Josh, you're going to be really disappointed here.

Okay. So TripleGrace555, he doesn't appear down in the corner here, and I'm sad.

What? Am I A? So this is just pure narration without the little potato guy in the corner.

No, I feel gypped. I feel absolutely gypped. I don't know what to tell you.

It's just, you know, this is what he's doing in his channel. Maybe we can just Photoshop a picture of like a potato with a really neat vignette down there.

Maybe, yeah, you can put him in for posterity's sake. You'll have to go back and look at some of the other videos, and you'll have to see what.

Yeah, I'm a newbie. I don't know him. Yeah. So this guy, I think, is like Arnold Schwarzenegger's fifth cousin.

Just by the way he talks, listen to this. Yeah. All right. So here we go. Welcome, powerful warriors.

Welcome to the anti -empathetic world and the anti -empathetic world for Saturday, the 2nd of April, 2022 is as long as there is time.

As long as there is time. That's either

Hans or Franz, isn't it? Yeah, that was just for you, Dan and Mrs.

Dan. So thank you. I just was thinking about you. As long as there is time and you have the opportunity to prepare for your destiny and purpose on Earth.

Destiny and purpose are both prophecy. Bingo words. Wow. Okay. Obviously, it wasn't my destiny to have a good card tonight.

Bummer. You need to step forward. Do not fall in the trap of the enemy who wants to make you believe that you have nothing to do.

But wait for me. Faith without works is dead. We have stepped into, and I thought that he was going to say it, but he said step forward.

Yeah, okay. And as long as there is time and you can support the cause, you need to do it.

These actions are laying a foundation for the upcoming season. Again, my anchor places in which my glory and all the blessings will manifest.

Glory and blessings are both prophecy. Bingo words. You got glory, Dan. We got glory.

Nice. Know and understand that each deed you do for kingdom purposes.

Kingdom. Hang on. I've got that one. Welcome to the kingdom. He's like, do the last place dance.

I know where you work and I know where you live. So what does this?

What does this matter? Yeah. Okay. Let's keep going here. Increases the power that I can bestow onto you.

It shows an ever growing faith in my kingdom, and it will allow the kingdom gifts and mantles to reach you.

Mantles. That is a prophecy. Bingo word. I don't want anything. This man has to stay reaching me personally.

I'll stay away at all costs. Yeah. You don't want to get one of them spiritually transmitted diseases.

Oh, my goodness. Six feet away to stop the prophecy spread. Is that right?

Yeah. That's not nearly enough. Yeah, long and say it is time.

You need to step forward. Face without work is dead.

Yeah, I'm cheating here. Hang on a second. Did he record that audio potato?

I think so. Yes. So he said step forward. I'm taking step into. Oh, we'll take step into as well.

Fine. Yeah, we'll take it, too. Yeah, time. So can we take timing? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. As long as it was timing. Okay. All right.

I got to think about this for a second. Amanda Grace, Elijah list. I'm thinking about this, but maybe.

I would never want to sit down in an interview and talk to the human egg over the Internet.

So here we go. I think we're going to go this direction. Oh, that's the real

Queen Bola. Yeah. What's the next battlefield promotion so she can become

Empress? Yeah, I don't know. She recently it was actually not recent. It was like more than a year ago.

She went from princess to Queen Bola. So all right. Okay.

And so now that she's parlayed all of her YouTube proceeds, she has a new crib.

And so she's got everything worked out. And better digs for herself. And so she's back into the prophetic business.

So all right. Let's see where this goes. Oh, my family, God, I know that the plan of the devil was to snuff me out, snuff life out of me.

Oh, yes. But father, I thank you because you did not allow it to God. Thank you for frustrating all his plans to God.

Oh, yes. For making divine as mad concerning me. For turning wise men backwards and making their knowledge foolish.

To you be the glory, father. We lift our voices out of people, God, in one accord out of every kindred race and tongue that is represented here today.

And we say thank you, God. Thank you, God. Hashtag thank you, God. Come on. Thank you,

God. Yeah. You only get it once. Okay, hold on.

I have a terrible, terrible joke I'm going to do. Oh, no.

I'm afraid. Steel drums.

Welcome, Queen Bola. Please send all hate mail to Joshua Roseborough.

I'm going to lift your voice.

Make sure you're praising God and you're thanking God. Hallelujah. God is good.

And that's not some cliche. Hashtag all the time. God is good and his mercies endure forever.

Glory and honor to your name. Keep liking the broadcast. Keep sharing so that we can get, you know, we can trend and, you know, people can get wind.

Could you imagine her trending on social media? Did she? Yeah, she actually did say wind.

We got that. We got wind. All right. She said, so people get wind.

She did. Yeah, okay. Yeah, there we go. That actually counts. Okay, the fact that we are here.

Praise God. Praise God. So, yeah, the Lord honestly has been speaking to me.

No, he has not. I doubt the neighbor has even talked to you.

Oh, man. Who's that crazy lady who keeps doing the

Macarena? Is she going to do the Macarena in this one? I don't know. We'll have to see.

All right. Hang on a second here.

I got that one. Yes, something about an arc.

Yeah, that's what I heard. To be able to spew words and yet say nothing is actually quite impressive.

That's in first prophecies, you know. Here are all the right download positions to receive from God.

Yeah. Oh, boy. Month or so now, you know.

And so the Lord spoke to me and said, get ready and tell my people that April is going to be an extraordinary month.

Hallelujah. Of restoration and recovery. My God, my

God. There it is. There it is. My God, share this word with your spirit. Hey, Macarena.

Yeah, you just can't make this stuff up. Okay. The only true prophecy made today.

I hope you showed up at the deep end with your spiritual ears open.

Let him that as an ear hear what the spirit is saying to the church.

He said it's not talking through her. The way that you get your spiritual ears open is by, one, stop taking your meds.

Yeah. So here's the issue, all right? I'm going to just kind of zoom in. Only one payment of $19 .95,

you can get spiritual ears. So note that if the

Holy Spirit has chosen the least effective way of getting out words that he's speaking to the church, only 3 ,007 and 15 people have actually seen this particular video.

That would be one of, I would be one of them. And you'll note here, this is just weird.

Okay. So prophetic prayers and insights for April 22. Register for the Destiny Activation Release Empowerment Virtual Retreat.

There's like four words right there. Destiny Activation Release.

Dare to shift. Oh, do we have any of those? No. Yeah.

So yeah, that means this woman is clearly making merchandise of people and praying on the naive.

I hate infomercials, let alone really poorly made ones. Yeah. Let's listen a little longer, shall we?

Ordinary month of restoration and recovery. You will regain lost ground.

My God, my God. There it is again. Hey, Macarena. All right.

My God, my God. Well, I'm going to be prophesying into myself as well, because some of you are going to be talking to me, okay?

When we come here, you make those prophetic declarations. If anything kind of resonates with your spirit, like you feel a leap in your spirit, man, you give into the word, you release your faith.

Hallelujah. It's heartburn. Yeah, release. Okay. Hey, we got release. Yeah. Yeah, we got release here.

Is cheerleading a spiritual gift? No. Not when she does it. No. Okay.

All right. So this is a newcomer from God Unlimited. All right. God Unlimited. All right. Prophetic word for April 2022.

Word of the Lord. Here we go. The prophetic word of the Lord for the month of April is the

Lord says that double measure. He's going to bring forth a double. Double is a prophetic bingo word.

All right. Okay. So does this count as a double scam? Yeah. Fold breakthrough, double fold sudden deliverance, double fold miracle, double fold glory.

Miracle glory doubles. Yeah. Double fold anointing. Deliverance. What was that?

Did he say deliverance? I haven't heard that. And I'm waiting for my breakthrough here, you know, so.

I didn't hear. I wasn't paying attention. Dan has already checked out.

Kind of. No. I can't blame you. Okay. Let's keep going here.

Two is the number that is going to manifest in the month of April. Manifest is a prophecy bingo word.

It is going to be so powerful. We have manifestation. Yeah, that'll work. That'll work.

This is the April number four. It's like two plus two. It is going to be like added up. That is going to be so powerful, glorious, marvelous.

Double fold is going to come upon you in every aspect upon the nation. Prophesy this in Ukraine.

Yeah, I was getting ready to say. I mean, you never hear these guys give a bad prophecy, do you?

Yeah. No, I mean, I'm seriously, you know, five million people are refugees in Ukraine and they're.

And this doesn't, yeah, this doesn't seem to fit. I mean, unless we're talking about double missiles, double bombs, you know, right.

Yeah, that is going to be a double fold settlements, double fold miracles.

You're going to experience in a glorious way. Hallelujah. This is the time and the season the

Lord protected Israel from Pharaoh's army. The Lord says that every army are enemies that are trying to come against you.

I will defend you. I will defend your nation. I will protect you. I will completely cover you with my two wings.

It is going to be so powerful. This is the month of God's protection. This is the month of deliverance, says the

Lord. Hallelujah. This is the time and the season in history. Hang on a second. He said power. Yeah, I got powerful.

Yeah, he did say deliverance. Putin, we got deliverance. Quick question. Have any of these

YouTube prophets prophesied who's going to win the war in Ukraine? Yeah. No, no.

I mean, yeah. No, they haven't. There you go. Yeah, I haven't heard any of them even willing to stick a toe into those waters.

Weird. You'd think that they would magically know somehow. There's a boundary for the prophecies within this particular area.

It's not within their time zone. Okay, got it. Seriously, it's gotten so bad.

Their prophecies are completely so inaccurate that if they were to prophesy who was going to win tonight versus the

Dodgers versus Atlanta, if they said Atlanta's winning, I'm betting on the Dodgers. If they said the

Dodgers are going to win tonight, I'm betting on Atlanta. I could take that to the bank, man.

I don't know. With the way that they do it, I'd end up betting on the Mets and win. That's not possible.

There's no way to bet on the Mets and win. He actually did win quite a bit. People hire their own prophet.

Okay, they prophesy and then the prophets have to fight each other. Prophetic mascot. That's right.

That would be hilarious. It's not only on the field of battle of the game, but also spiritual warfare.

You can have, like, a wizard battle. That's right. Who can hold their arms up longer? Now, wait a minute,

Josh, you just said warfare. We have warfare. Well, it doesn't count for you.

It doesn't count for me either. I thought I'd give it a try. Oh, yeah. No, no.

You're not the first person to try that. You're not the first person to try that. All we need is one more for bingo.

What? Oh, my God. Warfare. That's the only thing we need. Or acceleration. So we got two shots here.

Acceleration and warfare. We get bingo. I was going to tell that. Otherwise, cut it off if we're getting close.

Let's keep going. This guy's a gold mine. I agree. Even the glory is in soft focus on this prophecy.

That's that gold dust in the background. Is that coming down there on him? Yeah, see, that's what that is.

That's gold dust. That came straight from Bethel's air conditioning. Those are fairy lights. It has double the amount of fairy lights.

Right. Yeah. He even understands how color theory works.

I mean, so he's got green and red working together here. He knows what he's doing. That bit of red next to the door looks like there's something not so great coming in.

So that's scary. Pay no attention to the hell portal in the background.

Could it be Satan? I don't know. Oh, enemy.

I got that one. Hang on. You have one more to get bingo.

I do. And all I need to do is shaking. I know we're going back to Gloria Zion after this.

I can just feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm this close now.

I'm sneaking up from behind. Yay. Okay. In the fire of God and the

Lord is going to burn every thorns and every wicked snakes by the fire.

And the Lord says that my fire is going to come down in a supernatural way. And this is the fire of cleansing.

This is the fire of revival. This is the fire of anointing. This is the fire of breakthrough.

This is the breakthrough. Yeah. Anointing is their breakthrough.

Okay. Talking about fire. Say he's a fire of warfare anywhere in there.

No, no, no, no. I'm waiting for battle. Yeah.

All right. The fire that is going to burn every mountains down that is blocking your way.

The mountains are going to be melted like a wax in the name of Jesus. Don't you think it's like a little bit more energy efficient to just take a tunnel to go through the mountain rather than actually just, you know, he's making on extreme global warming.

All right. Okay. This is the amazing things that the Lord is going to do in this month of April.

You know, it's so when we're recording this, it's April 20th. Have you guys seen any mountains melt this month?

I have not. We've got a lot of snow around here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting for my snow to melt.

I forget about the mountains. I want the snow to melt, you know, because where we are, we don't even have hills. Mountains and they already melt.

Are they gone? Yeah, that's right. I don't even know where the closest mountains are.

It's so flat here. I always like to say it's so flat. You can watch your dog run away for two weeks. I think the Rocky Mountains are the closest.

We have like a hill, maybe somewhere. Somewhere. Somewhere. I know where it is. It's probably a tourist trap around here.

Walking an incline. Novelty. What was that, Robin? What was that?

I said he has 10 days, so you never know what's going to happen. That's right. We'll pull for you, guy.

We're looking for some mountain meltage. Yeah, we got the Troy Black defense. We'll just have to wait till the very, very end of the month to see if anything happens.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Let's see. This is the same month of April. Jesus cleansed the temple twice.

First time he came and it is mentioned in the book of John. And we see that he cleansed the temple and he made the temple clean.

The Lord says, this is the time of cleansing. I'm going to bring forth the justice by chasing out all the ungodly, evil things out of the nation, out of his sanctuary, his.

Yeah, like false prophets. God's going to drive those out. Okay. That would mean your channel is shutting down, dude. All right.

Let's see here. I'm done with him. I think we need to go back to glory of Zion. He wants the tongues so he can interpret it any way he wants.

All right. Three years of polishing for California. Oh, no.

You can't polish that turd. Okay. Here we go. Are you sure it's not

Polish? God spoke to me for California. Happy music. Yeah, that's happy music.

All right. Hang on a second here. Ding. All right. I'm starting. I'm starting to get there.

Okay. Okay. Acceleration warfare or shaking. All right.

Eleanor was speaking, and he said no. When Robert was speaking, he said,

I offered you the most riches. I offered you the land of produce.

I have caused riches still to be stored that have never been found in that territory.

What territory? California. He's trying to say he buried the money he embezzled, and he lost the map.

It's the one -eyed Willie anointing. Got it. Okay. All right. And I say to you, your glow over that favor is being lost.

Favor, I believe, is a word. What is it? So, Dan, you need to know this.

Uh -oh. Have you lost your glow over God's favor? He uses a daily moisturizer.

There we go. To try to keep that glow. She just told on me. But yeah, that keeps it there.

So, okay. So the daily moisturizer helps maintain the glow thing. Exactly. Have you considered, like, putting some

TikToks together to promote? You could be an influencer with that glow thing. Yeah. Yeah, with shiny face and all that good stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe your facial cream could be longevity.

No, that actually could be the name of our TikTok channel. Yeah. If we started a

TikTok channel. Come on, it's for money. All right.

Okay, all right. I say the favor I offered you is now being tarnished.

But I will make an agreement with you. Over the next three years,

I will repolish that state again if you will ask me to repolish that state.

And I say, do not control my cloth that I use in the midst of the polishing.

You can tell he's making it up as he goes along. I was going to say, who can take this guy seriously at all?

It's so amazing to me. How many subscribers does this channel have? Just out of curiosity. This isn't a channel.

This is their actual website. So I legitimately don't know. I don't think they love comments, either.

They would get roasted so badly. I would note here that Cozar has unearthed documents that show that this guy makes by himself more than a million dollars a year saying nothing.

I'm in the wrong business. We're in the wrong business. Yeah. I say

I will begin to polish in the next three years and extend your time of choice.

I say I will extend that time of choice. Watch me, ask me to come, cry out for me to come, and I will come.

But remember, when I come, I visit to see how you're in operation.

And I say to you, get ready. If you want me to come,

I will come and visit you the next three years. God sends out secret shoppers to test you.

This is a revelation that's mind blowing. I didn't see this coming. This is more mind numbing than normal.

What was that? He said visit. Can we do visitation? Oh, yeah. He actually did say that'll count.

He's already giving himself a way out. It's so long. Oh, no. I'm going to give you this, but you better earn it so that people are like,

I'm not experiencing this. He's like, well, you suck, so bye. Okay.

All right. Get rekt, loser. That's right. God sent his secret shoppers and you're not keeping your product.

I was going to polish you for three years, but you didn't ask. That's right. And you ignored my cloth.

But Laura, you tried to control my polishing cloth. So how dare you? How dare you?

But Laura, that's 20 grit sandpaper. All right. So, all right.

Josh's favorite. Here we go. Oh, boy. All right, you guys.

Today, I have a word from the Lord. It's about the cave. Jesus. I know many of you feel like you're in a cave right now.

Many of you feel like you're stuck right now. And I just want to encourage you. God is on the move.

God is on the move. What's on the move? Gawd. G -A -W -D.

Gawd is on the move. The way that she pronounces it, I think we need at least three or four W's. Okay.

Get you out of the cave. But I also want to encourage you, the cave itself is important.

Let's dive into what I feel like the Lord is saying. It's time to come out of the cave and go to the next level.

Next level is a prophecy bingo phrase. How many of the prophets in Scripture would have said, let me just tell you people what

I feel like the Lord is saying? Not a single one of them. Not a single one of them.

Faith, ask your question again. No, no, no. Okay. Why is this in quotes? Like, is this? This is a direct quote.

These are actual words that God spoke. Or that she feels like God spoke.

See, the only two people on planet Earth that can speak ex cathedra are the Pope and Cain Ash. That's right. She should really put some red lettering to, like, really emphasize the point.

Well, did you see? You should see her. Like, when she starts off, she has a little title thing comes up.

It's messenger of God. So, you know. Yeah. She has, like, the tone of, like, a craft

YouTuber. Like, I expect her to be like, okay, now we're going to show you how to make a paper mache cave. Yeah.

Right? Like, she's going to be like, you're going to need glitter and popsicle sticks and then some hot glue.

Oh, and a little bit of blasphemy right there. That's just to add flavor. Just a smidge.

So, she's the crafty panda of, like, false prophecy. Is that what you're saying? I don't know.

That might give her too much credit. That's a new name, huh? Yeah. All right.

David did not stay stuck. The cave was for a season, not a destination.

Oh, you can't even diagram that sentence. God has bad grammar. God is literally the one that made grammar in the first place.

And this is just an abomination. Okay. The cave was practice.

Some people have felt like they have gone from one cave to another and have questioned who

I was. And if I... I feel sad for myself because I lovingly refer to this space as the

Pirate Cave. The Pirate Cave. Who knew I was stuck here in the

Pirate Cave? And it was only supposed to be for a season. I haven't even gone from cave to cave.

This is, you know... Maybe you just need to move on from the cave. Poor you.

I know. That's what my therapist is for. So, okay. I honestly thought that she was just going to narcigete, like, the cave and be like, you're in the cave, like God was.

And you have to be resurrected. You know, your life purpose or whatever. But now we're talking about moving from one cave to another.

And this whole metaphor is just cracking down. I mean, cave relocation is one thing. Why can't you just refinance the cave?

All right. I mean, come on. Talk to a professional or something. Paint the cave.

Yeah. Fumigate. Go to the fair housing people. I mean, they can get you into a less expensive cave.

They can get you into low -income cave housing.

Hey, the cave bubble is about to burst. Okay. We're about to have it like 2008 part two. That would be terrible.

Could you imagine the whole cave market just plummeting? Caving in. Yeah, the cave market caving in.

Now we're just quote mining. Yeah. Okay. Let's hear them when they pray.

Jesus, I hear and I come when I come. Your job is to be obedient and focus.

Do not lose focus on what I have spoken. I know what I said. I know it is delayed, but the season of delay is broken.

The season of delay is no more. This is an open door season.

Many doors will open this season that cannot shut. Unless I say I am in control.

I know all that is not a sentence unless I say period.

I am in period. What is it? Also, if this season is open door season,

I'm getting so many mosquitoes in the house. What? Well, it's an open door, not open screen door.

Right. That is an important nuance. Theological fake doors. Real fake doors. That's right.

Yeah. Okay. I move fast. Develop fasting more. Develop more presence, more in your life.

More presence by being with me. Presence. Presence. That is a prophecy bingo word.

That entire last two sentences felt like somebody was having an aneurysm while writing it. And she gave us nothing for it.

We got no words. Yeah. So yeah, it's like.

Time. So I got to pull Vincent in here. Hi, this is the

Holy Spirit. And Mrs. Nash, I really need you to buy

Grammarly. Grammarly would really help because at the moment

I'm kind of embarrassed because I get really confused about periods and semicolons and commas and stuff.

Hanging parsables. All right.

Let's see where she goes with this. Many people know David in the Bible as the king of Israel.

Jesus. But do you know before? Prophetic Tourette.

Prophetic Tourette. Yeah, it's Tourette. That David spent time in the cave.

Let's dive into 1 Samuel 20. How much time do you think he was in the cave? Okay. Which, by the way, is one of the best stories in the

Bible ever. He and his guys are like in the cave because Saul's trying to kill him.

And Saul actually goes into the cave to relieve himself. And Dave doesn't kill him, you know?

David's like Spider -Man around the corner. He's like, this is awkward. And his mighty men are all kill him.

That's the kill. Go kill him. And he cuts off a part of his thing. Anyway. Maybe she keeps talking about it because it sounds so much like her first name that she's just is bringing it all back to her cave.

K -A -Y -V -E. She's just caved in on this.

Are we moving from cave to cave because Saul keeps coming and peeing in ours? Is that the reason?

It was a little more involved than that. Yeah. He was there for a little while.

Your enemies keep coming and trashing your cave. I think an alternate text makes it clear that he was reading the

Jerusalem Times. So no wonder he needs to refinance the cave. It's been soiled.

So David left Gath and took refuge in the cave of Adalom, where his brothers and the rest of his father's household heard about it.

They went down to him there. And everyone who was in distress and everyone who was in debt.

So this is early on in his refuge. And so he had to leave

Gath because the other guys in Gath said, that's David, kill him, kill him, kill him. Right. And so David pretended he was crazy.

All right. So just this tiny little bit, David's hanging out in the cave and you're turning it into an entire prophetic word.

Debt and everyone who was in bitter of soul gathered to him. And he became commander over them.

And there were about 400 men. Jesus. You know, this is very interesting because this is kind of David's first real leading assignment.

His first real leading assignment. First. What? We're going to completely forget about the, um, the magical venture into, uh, to basically take a bunch of people's private members.

I mean, David was like a major commander of the army and every time he would go out, he would kill his thousands, you know, tens of thousands.

Anyway, it's the special K version. Yeah. Okay.

I can't top that one. So I'm just trying to think, how do

I retaliate? Okay. This'll work. Okay. Okay. So I have, we don't, we've never played this guy.

So Guy Talk with Yinka. I cannot pronounce his last name. Ojo. Okay.

All right. So here, here we go. The Lord says this month of April 2022 is a month when my resurrection power will be seen on earth and in your life.

Oh no. So now we're taking Jesus's resurrection and turning it into allegory.

And it has to do with dead things in your life. Oh, this isn't a twisting of God's word at all.

Even as my son was raised from the dead by my glory and power. So shall you see me bring newness of life to what seems dead.

Yeah. This prophecy seems dead to me. There's no way to raise this one. This is so bad.

I'm bringing a reversal to all hopeless situations. Reversal prophecy.

Bingo word. Dead visions and desires are coming back to life. Dead visions and desires are coming back to life.

Okay. And if, if your dead aunt Joe shows up, you can do, this is thriller.

Dead desires are coming back. I think it's called a midlife crisis. Yeah, I know. I always wanted a

Porsche. Okay. I am revisiting aspirations and dreams long forgotten and abandoned.

You thought it's over, but I have not forgotten. The grave could not hold my son down.

Darkness will not hold you down. The gates of hell shall not prevail against you. It's time for you to shake off the grave clothes of wrong thinking.

Shake off. Also, did he say the gates of heaven will not prevail against you? He said shake, not shaking.

He didn't say shaking. I think we had shaking.

They had shaking. I think that's Chris's card. Uh -huh. That's my card. He said, he said shake.

He said shake. Uh -huh. How does this happen?

I cheat. Oh, we've got three spots that we could get bingo on.

Literally three spots on our card. Just one space per left per.

It's just a little rude. Dan, that is how the game goes. It is not fair by design.

It's not fair. Yeah, that's right. All right, so I have to channel my inner prophet here.

I'm trying to think who I... Do you require musical accompaniment? Just so Robin knows, the winner of bingo has to get a prophesy.

So when you get bingo, you prophesy. It doesn't matter if you win or not. When you get bingo, you've got to prophesy.

And minimally, you have to use the words. Hang on. Whoa, I'm getting a download.

Oh, do you feel the shake? Our enemy, he may be powerful.

He may be a sneaky squid, but I feel the season coming on. COVID -19,

I blow the wind of God on you. All right.

We don't suffer any mental issues here at Pirate. Yeah, that's what my therapist is for.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'll be here all week. Let's come back here.

Here we go. Doubt, double -mindedness, negative mentality and traditions of men.

Break down, break off the chains that hold you down. A new day dawns.

It's time for another great awakening. Awakening is a prophecy bingo.

Dry bones will live again. Serious. My great army is rising up in this hour.

And you, my child, are a part of it. Dan has something to say. I got a question.

So Chris, you blew the shofar. Yeah. And we have shofar. No, no.

Wow. All right. All right. Okay, so what about this?

So what if we see a picture of a shofar in somebody's prophecy area?

We have allowed that in the past. Yes, if it's visible or it's played. Yes, that counts.

In one of the videos, that counts. Not by the host. Okay. No, no. My shofar is off limits.

Thank you, Vanna White. Oh man, I gotta get me a shofar. All right, let's see here.

I'm gonna, I guess, yeah, I'm gonna, No, we can't go back to her. I just can't. No, don't do it. Okay, hang on a second here.

Let's, let me do this. I'm going to go to the order now, new apparel from, what?

Four years to create a dome of protection over Houston. Hang on a second. Are you kidding me?

Hang on a second. No, that's the upper right -hand video. Four years to create a dome of protection over Houston.

What? Okay, this, so after California is polished, they're building a protection dome.

Oh my goodness. Off to Texas. Migrating Californians? What is that?

Wait, don't they have the Astro Dome down there or was that torn down? Yeah, okay. All right, here we go.

One of our next major wars that influences this nation will be coming out of Houston.

Warfare? What? He said war. Can we do warfare? Can we do warfare? Yeah, I'm going to give you that one, yeah.

It's a big war. We got bingo. All right, so I expect a long prophecy here.

Ah, all right. Do you want to give it? I would like to. Okay. My wife is the same way.

She never wants a prophecy. Not on your life. No way. You do it, honey. Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. Take the next one.

Okay. The word you guys, like three seconds after you said it. He says, Jesus, you got to go, mm,

Jesus. You got to go, mm, Jesus. Okay, all right. That's how you do it. Okay, you ready?

Are you wishing? Oh yeah, God is calling me right now to a new level.

To bring deliverance from the warfare decree that has called me to be free by my decree.

The decree. Says Dan Long, not the

Lord. Thus speaketh the long.

Yeah. All right. Okay, all right. Let's keep going with this one here.

I want to hear more about this dome of protection. And apparently Houston's going to be declaring war on somebody, all right.

Houston is the perfect target for an evil enemy that would hate this nation.

My life. Call Homeland Security.

We got a bomb right here. Houston is the perfect target. What? Houston, we've got a problem.

We've got a problem here. Oh my goodness. Life's devotion is to see

Houston have revival. Jill. Jill, thank you for being here. It's like three people.

One of the most low energy prophecies, prophecies, coming out of Gloria's eye that I've ever seen.

It's usually way livelier than this. Hang on a second. I feel like we're missing out.

Hang on a second. I had a slow week. A choice of faith to cross over.

Let's see if this helps. Oh gosh. So just lift your hands and say, Lord, I am saved.

I proclaim that I am saved. Lord, I thank you for bringing us all to this moment in time, to this

Passover moment, because the revelation that has come out in the past couple of days through this conference has forever changed my perception of what this moment is, what this

Passover moment is. And I see it from the first day when we had the KHA commissionings to this morning when we had the baptisms.

I have seen a river of transformation. Transformation. What was that?

I have a question. So if you watch the people in the background, they're swaying just a little bit back and forth.

Can we call that dancing? No. No. Oh. I am trying here.

No, no, no, no. So bad. Yeah, no, it has to be lively.

This isn't all skate you're looking for on the dance. Oh, okay, all right. You'll know when you see it.

I don't see lively dancing. Yeah, no, they're just warming up. They're stretching. All right, we'll wait.

And as we cross over, the dynamic of prayer will forever be changed.

The dynamic of warfare will forever be changed. The dynamic of how our spirit operates will.

Yeah, there was warfare right there. Yeah, there was warfare right there. Yeah, yeah. We have battle on ours, but that's not close enough.

We've got some trial. So at least you know that you're in the clear, so. Forever be changed.

How we walk in alignment with. Alignment is a prophecy being. God will forever be changed.

How we walk in alignment with each other will forever be changed. So Lord, we thank you for bringing us to this moment because I know

I would not be here if it weren't for you. I would not be alive if it weren't for you.

Lord God, it is nothing by what I have done. It is your grace and your love for all of us.

Lord, we know you have shed the blood of your son and we claim the blood of Christ. We know we are children of God.

But the thing that I have kept feeling on my heart is that there is still a choice to be made.

There is still a choice to walk it out. We know we are saved. We know we have the blood.

We know he will split the seas before us. We know he is the victory. But as I look past over the last couple of years of my life,

I see the times I haven't crossed over. I see the times where indecision or.

Now, wait a second. Wasn't it in the movie Poltergeist that crossing over was what those. I think you're right about that.

It's been a long time since I've seen that, but I think you're right. That creepy little lady with coming to the light.

Yeah, you're talking about the rope and the tennis balls. The tennis balls with the red boogers on them and stuff.

It's ectoplasm, yes. Yeah, okay, got it. Okay, hang on a second here. I just, you know, I don't feel like Glory of Zion is living up.

No, what about the faucets will be open in Kazakhstan? Yeah, hang on a second here.

That looks insane. I'm kind of done with these like prophecies about areas.

So, you know, I feel like I just need to go back in time just a little bit. I mean, there's bongo drums.

We need some flag dancers. We need something outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. So I am blowing the winds of change.

All right, so okay. Oh no. Okay. All right, so this sounds about right. She's blowing the nose of change.

Got it. All right, let's keep going here. Blimey. ♪ Who is worthy, who is worthy.

♪ Flag, flag. ♪ One by one Lord, the great. ♪ Flag. I'm calling dancing.

Yeah, there's dancing flags going on. I'm calling dancing. Yeah. ♪ I hear the

Lord says. ♪ Bingo. You got bingo again? Ah, second bingo.

Double bingo. Robin turned to. All right, Robin. Time to channel your inner heretic.

Oh my. You required musical accompaniment. I sense that as my husband prays for the release of the dancing spirit upon his person, that we, his destiny would lift his feet and his head at the same time.

So that he has rhythm and that his calling is not an embarrassment to his wife.

That's right. Prophecy Bingo marriage counseling, all in the same thing. That's just great. Yeah. Yes, dandy.

Awesome. And thanks Josh for the little organ music in there too.

Yeah. That's a big help. That really made me feel the presence as you did that.

All right. Let's get going here. In the direction of the wind that has been blowing against you, there will be.

Hang on a second here. All right. So this guy back behind him is, his head's cut off right now, but as soon as he sees

Chuck, prophesying, he kind of looks like Mr.

Bean having like indigestion or something. And he really legitimately was confused.

Hang on. And the Lord says, I'm changing the direction of the wind that has been.

Oh, I don't know what you're on. The guy said to go, please don't let it be in my direction.

What? What's the name of the guy? This is as good as, hey, in our last video.

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't hear. Oh, I said. I didn't mean to interrupt you

Faith. I didn't realize you were talking. Oh, you're fine. No, I said, it looks like Chuck Pierce just crop dusted him.

So it reminds me in our last video, we were playing C. Peter Wagner, and they're giving this really boring lecture.

And I don't think the camera or the camera guy knew this, but when he went to the crowd, there was a woman back there snoozing just.

Reminds me of, you got this guy giving this look like, what in the world did you just say? Yeah. Oh, that's perfect.

Yeah. I feel like we just need, I need a permanent screenshot of this for whatever occasion.

This would make a good meme. It would. Hey, here's what

I'm going to do this. Okay. So those of you who are watching Prophecy Bingo, this is meme material.

Please screenshot this and send me your memes. Put them on my social media.

Chris Roseborough at Facebook, to talk back at fightingforthefaith .com.

Email me. We need memes with this. This I think would be beautiful. Hey, Chris, play that one more time.

Just one more time so we can see the look on the guy's face. That way you can make a GIF of it.

Oh, right. You can make a GIF, whatever you want. Yeah. All right. So here's the transition.

Yeah. That has been blowing against you. There will be a - Oh, this is so bad.

Oh, man. Now we need to count on Chuck, can't we?

Yeah. Stunned and confused. That's not the

Holy Spirit. That's Chilli Mac. Anyway.

Oh, man. Okay. The winds of change indeed. Yes. Change in that wind that is blown, and I will overtake the wind of adversity that has been set against you.

Get ready. I am blowing. And when I blow, I gather and restoration begins.

There she blows. I heard a shofar back there. Gloria Zayen is known.

Is known to actually pull out a shofar and do stuff, but I did not hear it. So we've already done that one.

All right. So Amanda Grace. We have not done her at all on our program, and she's like way overdue.

So here we go. The spirit of the Lord says this day, let God arise and let his capital enemies be scattered.

For this is a time of great scattering, of the great scramble. This is - Scramble the jets, everybody.

It's the IHOP anointing. Scattering of the scramble.

What is that? I think your eggs have been done over well. Yeah, okay.

This is a time where monopolies of the wicked, remember that word monopolies, of the wicked shall and will be broken up, says the

Lord. The Lord of hosts says, I am a

God of mercy. However, that's capitalized. I am also a God of justice, of order, and of righteousness.

What men have done, men and women in leadership, in media, in the world of socials, what they have said.

I am a God of order and I am a God of justice. Therefore, he will judge your false prophecy. Right, yeah.

And your socials too, you know. And your socials. Social credit score, social security number.

God thinks his Twitter is cringe. I have cream socials. Yeah, so how's your card looking over there, sir?

I could have bingo one of three ways. We haven't gotten something in so long. Yeah, it's been a while.

Really? Yeah, it would be nice to have a couple of words. We have so many good words, but it's daydreaming.

Yep. All right. Coming up with nothing. Don't panic, I know a guy. I know, oh, don't worry.

I'm very familiar with this guy that you speak of. Yeah, okay. What they have done has become a stench in my nostrils, says the

Lord, for their words are nothing more than clanging noise. Meaningless, substanceless, railing accusations.

For when Michael was - She's prophesying about Chuck Pierce. She's prophesying about Chuck Pierce. That's right.

You can't be wrong. It's a proletic prophecy, which means it's about herself and other people. All right.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Again, spoken unironically. For the body of Moses. He's talking about the book of Jude.

He dared not bring, that's capitalized, a railing accusation, but said, the Lord rebuke you.

That's capitalized. How thrilled this man looks, doing this.

I don't know. He looks enraged. He's more clueless. The book of Jude is talking about them.

I know. It's the whole thing. For me, personally,

I just find it really funny that God would be so grammatically incorrect with Kay Nash, but care about capitalizations with Manda Grace.

I know, with Manda Grace. And that word was capitalized. And that word was capitalized. That one was capitalized, too. I'm waiting for Diopolis to come back around.

Railings, in quotations, are going to derail during this time.

Their ramblings have begun their downward spiral. Irony alert.

She says, yes, while rambling. Rambling. Hey, Beth, I got that self -awareness check again. Oh, that's a 10 modifier.

We are off the scale. Oof. Now that's a mouthful right there.

Survival of the saving thrones, because we're in death. The Lord of Hosts says, in this season,

I am setting things straight and setting things right, as they have become disjointed. One thing has bled into another in ways

I, the Lord God, never desired. But men have mixed tonics that do not glorify me, that actually raise up thorns and brambles to coil around the things men should truly concern themselves with.

The Spirit of the Lord says this day, in this season, I in this season shall do much pruning, for much has overgrown, and vines have coiled around it.

So when you prune a bush, you're cutting. Oh, bind. Bind. We have bind.

Ah, woo! We have bind, ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's see here. All right, Kent Christmas.

It's been a while since we've had him on. Oh, man. April will stun. Yeah. Kent Christmas, prophetic word,

April will stun. Now, hang on a second here. I do believe, open in new tab.

I think this is that channel that, like, reproduces. Oh, it steals a bunch of other people's stuff.

Oh, yes. Oh, wow, what a treasure trove of bovine scatology.

Look at that. So I remember you in one of the bingos mentioned in this channel. So what is it that they do?

They take other people's prophecies and they, what, repurpose it? And then they re -upload them and they do weird things.

They'll, like, change the audio so it isn't in sync. And then they'll throw in a person who's doing sign language, but they're not signing to anything the person is saying.

It's just weird stuff. All right. Prophecy poster? This channel is more of an aggregator

Yeah. than anything else. And it's not even very good at doing that. Yeah, well, they get a lot of views.

Did you say aggregator? So, no, this, you know, so there is a prophecy here.

Kent Christmas, prophetic word, April will stun. You know, 100 ,000 views three weeks ago.

Wow. Okay. So, and I think they've posted it a couple of times, but let's, hang on a second here.

I'm just gonna go with this one. Hallelujah, hallelujah. The Lord says that many of us have wondered around the world,

God, where is the fulfillment of your word?

The Lord would say today, you do not understand that the war could not be fought in the earth first, but it first had to be fought in the heavenlies.

And this day, sayeth God, winter is coming to an end over the kingdom of the

Lord. There's been a winter over the kingdom of the

Lord? Oh no. Was the Lord defeated by Jadus?

What's going on here? Is that why you have all the snow where you're at? And we have all the snow where we're at?

Yeah, I would have you know that here in North Dakota, with all the snow that's on the ground that fell in April, it was never

Christmas. Not in April. Not in April, so.

I don't know. Are you gonna tell me that this guy quite literally just prophesied, hey, winter's gonna come to an end at some point and spring will happen?

As if that's sort of a profound thing? He's amazing. Yeah. And then there's

Robin with a zing. Oh wow, okay, let's keep going.

Hallelujah, winter is coming to an end. No kidding. That's a vibrato on that.

Wow, yeah. Everybody's clapping. He knows what a calendar looks like.

It's global. Global warming, yeah, okay. Say it, God. And there is a release in the spirit of.

Release is a prophecy, being a word. Spring in the house of the Lord, not just in this nation, but in the earth.

And God says, even in the month of April, you will begin to see the buddings of the fulfillment of the word of the

Lord. Could you point me to one budding? You said buddings, plural.

I'd like to see one budding, please. You know, this is just so. Says because the war that has been in heaven has been fought.

But this day, Michael and the archangel, hallelujah, has declared victory in the heavens.

What? I thought when Christ ascended, he kicked the devil out.

What are you talking about? What is this? Are you talking to Zadai?

Hell yeah. Because there is victory in the heavens over the demonic forces of evil.

Victory, we have victory. Yeah, victory is. All right.

Still no bingo. Yeah, no, we're like. Yeah, I don't think it's looking good for double bingo for me tonight.

God, I am now going to let you walk in the physical realm of the victory that has been achieved in the spirit realm.

And it will all now. Notice that the pulpit's all the way back there. And there ain't no

Bible in his hand. Okay, all right. Yeah. Enhance, zoom, enhance.

I'm just doing this. Get close up, you see that?

Nothing. Yeah, that's right. You see that? That's nothing right there. Nothing. Okay. I'll begin to be released in the natural realm by the power of the

Holy Ghost. I was not worried, says the Lord. My authority has not been challenged.

It doesn't matter what men have said, what laws have been passed. I didn't even get up off of my throne, says the

Lord. Somehow you have forgotten, says God, that you serve the

King of kings and the Lord of lords. I am not in competition with governments.

I am not in competition. God sounds a little. This guy's one of the boldest. Say what?

I think God's sounding like a little insecure here. He's mad. Yeah, he's, yeah.

I mean, this is one of the boldest prophecy. I mean, this guy's just out doing it, man. These guys are not afraid at all to speak for God, I'll tell you.

It's scary as hell. They should be. We call this high decibel prophecy because the louder it is, the more true it is.

I know that that guy. Ah, good, good. I didn't realize that. He's like Seth Ross from the third Santa Claus movie.

Oh gosh, Martin's Court, man. All right. All right, so let's check in with Lighthouse Global here.

Good morning, everyone. It's great to see you. Today, I'm releasing a prophetic word for the month of April. Get in front of your car.

You're releasing this prophetic word in your car. It's a vehicular prophecy shot in portrait mode.

We already know. We're reaching for maximum quality. Got it. This is what I believe God is speaking in month of April for 2022.

He said that it's going to be a month of acceleration. It's going to be a month. Got it. Acceleration, finally.

Bingo number three. Bingo number three. What? What? Number three.

I told you it was going to be a long night. All right. All right, well,

I think you two should prophesy. You guys should tag team it. Oh yeah, yeah.

Okay, so we got to tag team. Okay, just get into that prophetic flow and, you know.

Okay, let's see. I don't know how this is going to work, but one, two, three. So I'll take a glory.

Why don't you just start and let it flow. Let's just keep it flowing. There you go.

There's no planning with these prophecies. They just happen. All right. I can feel some wind right now coming in the atmosphere of.

My deliverance. From the changing winds of Damien.

Glory. That's it.

We did it. Hey. Hey. I think,

I think we should finish. Okay, let's finish. Okay. So where were we?

I can't even remember. Your wife just got delivered from the wind. The wind in the atmosphere is starting to shift towards the east.

And many of us need acceleration to depart from the winds that are changing with Damien.

Glory. And wait a minute. I've got to blow my shofar.

I'm bringing you my kazoo. There we go.

Okay. All right, let me ask. How many, have there ever been three bingos from one card?

Yeah. We've done, we've had a triple bingo at some point, I believe. He wants longest continuous bingo.

Ah, we've got one. We've got one more to go to get a fourth.

Oh my. I just want one. I keep getting skunked.

Let's keep going here. A month of acceleration. So what will be accelerated? A few things.

You know, I really felt like, because this is Nissan, I was. What was that? Not your car.

Yeah. That's why she's prophesying. You know, I have yet to see a prophecy video that takes place inside of a car wash when the car is going through.

I want to see that. Oh, that would be awesome. That would be awesome. It would be very interesting.

Oh man. Okay, this is just getting weird. Even by my standards, this is just weird.

Hang on. Let's keep going here. Prophesying and speaking about April 1st being Nissan One. And I don't think that a lot of the participants for our conference or the worship leaders really knew all the direction of which

I was taking. But I remember the first day, April 1st, we were worshiping and the

Lord took us to a real deep place. You know, and I would love to hear your testimonies of how the broadcasts have been because.

Look, there's somebody backing up. There was so much glory in the room and it was just, the worship was just full.

And I remember the first night, we were just going into free worship related to like glory of God and holiness of God.

We were praising God for his holiness. And I talked a lot about consecration as well. But the overall theme was that.

So what did she say? Nothing. I don't know. Exactly.

Not a zip. She said, I have a prophetic word for you. Build your own. Let me hear your testimony because I got none.

Yeah, I'm gonna drop the play head a little bit out here and see what happens here. Just jump in at a random spot here.

How long is this video? 30 minutes. Too long. Middle area, like I would see, because he was so tall, you know,

I would see his figure and this angel will show up once in a while. So I will know that this is when this big,

I see this big angel. All right, stop the tape. Stop the tape. Dad, how do we know that someone is making a false claim about an angel when they talk about him?

They talk about him like this, like it's no big deal. So in scripture, you know, an angel shows up, the general normal procedure is, ah!

Fall on your face. Right, and then, you know, and then the angel has to say something like, fear not.

Okay, fear not. Please do not soil your second pair of pants. For lunch break.

What a miserable lunch break. Yeah, maybe this is a lunch break prophecy. That may be explaining things.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, okay. It was there, it means that it's a revival angel.

I don't know how else to describe it, but I would see this, but on third day three, I saw this big revival angel among us.

But this is the accelerated glory encounters almost for. Encounter is a prophecy. Being glory.

Accelerated glory encounters. That sounds like a. Glory encounters of a different kind. That sounds like a really badly made ride that you'd ride at the county fair.

It's like, welcome to the accelerated glory encounters. Yeah, that's the name of a carnival ride in Redding, California.

May or may not contract cancer due to lead paint. For me anyway, for you, it might be the same.

If you had some glory encounters in the past, they're gonna revisit you. You're going to have a. Like an

LSD trip? What is this? I was just thinking like dropping acid. It's still on your system. You can actually activate it again.

Like, good Lord, this is all about drugs. Okay. So Dan, I need to ask.

I know this might be personal, but have any of your glory encounters come back to revisit you lately?

I've only had one glory encounter and it's never returned.

It's never returned. I've had it once. Had it once. How about you? I can't.

No, I don't recall ever having a glory encounter. Never had a glory encounter? You're missing out. I'm feeling empty inside.

Yeah, you're missing out. You know, there was this one burger joint I went to that was really delicious. Well, see, if you're saying it like that, then the only thing

I can say that might be close, Pedro's Tacos. That's all I have to say. Oh, don't torture me like that.

Both of us, you know. Oh, you invoked it. How dare you? How dare you? I want to.

You think that DoorDash would deliver 2 ,000 miles away? No, I wish they would.

A premium on that would be ridiculous. And not with these gas prices. Yeah. I'm just thinking, oh man, that burrito that they had with the horchata.

Isn't that in Los Angeles or something or California? San Clemente, San Clemente, California, Pedro's Tacos.

Two locations. One of which I think burned down, but they rebuilt it. It rose like a phoenix from the ashes to bring you good burritos.

With an even lower score for the health inspection. Is this a burrito prophecy we're doing now?

It's been cleansed in the fire. Well, we basically, since they do word association kind of just wandering through, we just kind of went with it and now we're not.

That's our problem. We learned that from nobody. Okay, all right, let's see here.

We did Amanda Grace. We did that. We did this. We, yeah, I think we need a little more of this.

Applying it to your life. Oh, ouch. Didn't need to revisit this. God is going to bless you.

God is going to bless you mightily. He is opening divine doors.

Just say portal, just say portal. Say portal, lady. It's like she knew we'd be watching this and she didn't want to say the word portal.

Okay. Like I said, when I give these words, things happen in my life. Tings happen.

Tings. Yeah, put the Lord's. Okay, I really feel like I need to put tings in on the prophecy, in the list.

Maybe things, and then you can have underneath it, like in, you know, Four tings. Just tings, tings.

True me to you, to all of us. It's for all of us. And it takes place. And the blessings he is pouring out, the gifts from heaven, the supernatural gifts, you know.

Supernatural, Izzy. We got it, supernatural. That's our bingo number four.

Bingo number four. Oh, man. I told you, this was a prophetic night.

Chris, when you said to me, it's going to be a long night, you were actually prophesying, you just didn't know it.

Yeah, that's right. I must embrace my spiritual gifts sometime in the future. So I think

Quattro Bingo is a new record. That is a new record. New pocket. Danny, you're going to have to take this one.

So which one is it all the way? Which one is it? The bottom one. My pathetic powers are a little dull right now.

All right. Our cards almost filled up completely. All right. We're just going to start prophesying and not stop.

And not stop. Okay. Okay, go ahead. All right. All right. All right. Good music.

There's an acceleration coming in the presence of destiny, a visitation will come in, a supernatural thingy.

A ghostly thing with a lot of tings. With a lot of tings. Take place in the presence of destiny.

Yeah. That is the first time I have ever heard a prophetic lounge lizard. That is wow.

If you want a lounge lizard. That's not the right drum kit.

Oh man. All right. So, I think we're ready to wind up. I mean, holy smokes, four bingos.

All right. So Josh, I'm feeling that I can contact that guy.

I think we can help you out here. All right. So what are we looking at? What are we looking at? I'm feeling an ignite.

Yeah. And an inheritance. All right. So, I'm not sure your wife would appreciate if you were really feeling an ignition, but so if those of you who are watching online, if you subscribe to the channel, you can go ahead and ignite your card there.

And what was the other one, Josh? Inheritance. Inheritance. Yeah, that's right. The thing I'm never leaving you.

All right. So, and... My father loves me very much.

If you ring the bell, you can have an inheritance, but not from me. But just... So, all right.

So let's, I want to hear Mildred prophesy. Oh, that would be awesome.

Mildred. I see you're ready to do this. Mildred and... Yes, we have enough words for two people.

Yes. Perfect. All right. So, how do you want to do this? Do you want to take one and I'll take the other? Or do you want to just do them both together?

We'll just, let's wing it. Okay. All right. Just like Jack Pierce. Absolutely.

Okay, all right. Hold on. Mr. Sunshine. Oh no.

I heard that God was going to give me an inheritance. Where did that music come from?

But when I tried to reach the new level, the elevator was released.

Oh, what? That's the third time this month. And the sappy music in the elevator really made me fear for my life as it dropped seven stories.

Please tell me, how did you survive? But I heard a prophecy. Oh no.

Say the word. Oh. That there was a shifting near the fourth floor and it suddenly jerked.

And I hit my head on the ceiling. So there might be some brain trauma. As opposed to earlier?

I heard so much yelling as we came to the elevator to try to help me.

But then it ignited. Please tell me.

Like, please tell me that you're a ghost and that you're just haunting me. I'm saying that because I had to step into your elevator that you have to pay for my health insurance.

I've used my inheritance for that? Yeah, you have to cover it.

I owe you. Oh man.

I remember. Oh, that brings back memories, man. Oh, that's so good.

Oh man. I got the yelling. Oh, that was great. Yup, yup. That definitely, that's the first time in a long time since Gary Sunshine and Mildred have been together.

That's awesome. That's right. It's a very special meeting.

Absolutely. This was a reunion bingo. Yes. Yeah.

Special bonus Gary Sunshine Mildred reunion prophecy bingo.

Long separation. Well, he was under house arrest for a long time. And then the, yeah, long time.

Oh, yeah. Well, thank you for coming back on,

Dan and Mrs. Daniel Long. I appreciate you coming back on. Hail to the patriarchy.

So, you know, I do believe that that was a really long segment. So, but.

It was awesome. Well, I felt like we belonged here. Yes, yes, right.

And Robin, your zingers, holy smokes. Wow. I think I'm going to need surgery after that.

It was great. And Faith, it was great to see you. Thanks for having us. It was really fun.

All right. So let me sign off, hang on a second here and then we'll chat for a couple of minutes.

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