Jeff Durbin Meets a Hipster

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People love late -night shows, but people are tired of the same old late -night format. For decades, late -night shows have been sitting coffee mugs on their desk.

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The host always wears a suit in order to look classy, and every joke is about the issues of the day.

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But next week with Jeff Durbin is a different kind of late -night show. This one pushes the envelope of what late -night is.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna drink this coffee and wear this suit and tell jokes about the issues of the day. But it's strong coffee.

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Next week with Jeff Durbin, the late -night show with the unpopular opinion. Tuesdays on Facebook Live.

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I'm on a hunt to find hipsters and ask them questions. So I decided to start with the most hipster place that I know of.

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Starbucks. No, no, hold on, bro.

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From another Moe, I got that. For ya. Just one hipster helping out another hipster.

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I got it. I got it. You're good. After 20 minutes of holding the door,

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I realized these weren't the type of hipsters I was looking for. I need a real hipster to teach me all the ways of hipstering.

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So I found a family that has their 28 -year -old son still living with them. His mom says that he is definitely a hipster.

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He shows all the telltale signs. All the newest video games. Skinny jeans!

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Probably the skinniest I have ever seen. Look at that. He's been sleeping all day. It's 3 p .m.

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right now. He hasn't moved a muscle. I've been here for over an hour.

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Look! Bernie Sanders! Free college! It's Bernie! Whoa! We got free healthcare!

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Wake up! We got daycare for free! Free! Free money, kids! Dang it.

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He's a tough one. Pennsylvania goes to Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the

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President of the United States. Hey! Hi. I'm Jeff Durbin.

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Your moms said I could be unsuccessful like you. Wanna teach me? What? No! Wait.

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I'll give you 20 bucks. Okay. We just learned the first lesson about nonconformists like this guy.

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They'll lower their standards for anything. If I offered him a hog, he'd have taken it. Hey, I'm right here.

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Second lesson. Get offended about the truth. Hey. I got you the typical hipster breakfast.

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Panda puffs, Red Bull. And I hear you people don't usually take what we call showers.

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So I got you a hipster shower. You spray yourself off with Axe for about 10 minutes. I'll be back.

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That's gluten -free, by the way. I noticed that my teacher has a different wardrobe than me.

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Thankfully, we're close to the same size. Yeah.

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That's not my sweater. I don't own a choker. That's a purse. You just walked out of my sister's closet.

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You almost got me good. Good. Good. Hipster humor. We're about to go to the most hipster place this guy knows.

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A coffee shop. And we're going to travel the only way this boyish man knows how. A bicycle.

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Yeah, I'm just going to take a lift. We're standing outside of Cartel Coffee Labs, where many beatniks have been known to frequent.

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Tommy here is going to get me whatever drink he gets. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's strange to the normal eye.

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I just ordered a caramel latte. What? Seriously? You got to...

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Look, if you're going to teach me the ways of the hipster, you got to get me the mad hipster drink. Whatever it is.

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Give me all you got. Teach me your ways. I mean, there is one drink

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I could... Great. Let's get it. Come on. Come on, Tommy. He just started calling me

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Tommy. Never even asked me my name. Guess it's better than beatnik or hipster.

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Um, what's that? That's your drink. That's three drinks. It's called a one -in -one.

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It should be two drinks, then. You're supposed to drink this espresso, and a little bit of this kind of bubbly water.

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Okay, weird. To cleanse the palate. Right. And then this macchiato.

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And then you do it again. Obviously, so... You weren't supposed to drink all of it, though.

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Just a sip. You're still drinking all of it.

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You're not... There you go,

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Chief. Whoa. It's bitter.

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Yeah, yeah. You're never supposed to drink it that fast. That's supposed to take time. How long? I've seen it like a half an hour.

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Is this gonna hurt me? I have no idea. You drink this? No, I don't...

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I've never had that. I just watch people drink it. Tommy surprised me.

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He was the most hipster guy I'd ever met. And yet he wouldn't even try the drink of his people. Which had me thinking...

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Nobody calls themselves hipsters. They only get called a hipster. What if there are no hipsters?

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What if anybody can be called a hipster? Because hipsters don't actually exist. If that's the case, then none of us are hipsters.