Church Soup Special Report: Women Fight in Congress

A congressional committee meeting was disrupted this week when two female members began to lob personal insults at one another.

Well, how dare you attack the physical appearance of another person?

The verbal sparring included derogatory comments about one another's appearance, including a jab at fake eyelashes, a, quote, butch body, and bleach blonde hair.

Well, you're the one talking about...

I think your fake eyelashes are messing up with the meeting.

Hold on, hold on.

If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built, butch body...

Order, order.

I'm trying to get clarification.

In response to this incident, NFL player Harrison Butker has been asked to come and address the committee. Sources indicate that he's expected to tell the female members of Congress that they'd be happier at home, taking care of their husbands and children.