The Jehovah Witness Protection Program

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A new insurance package for all who are concerned with heresy coming to the door: The Jehovah Witness Protection Program from Reformation Mutual Insurance. This satirical video is produced by Keith Foskey, pastor, father, and humorist. To contact us email [email protected] Background picture by Todd Kent used by permission from Unsplash.com

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It's 8 a .m. on a Saturday morning. You hear a knock at your front door. You're not expecting anyone.
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You haven't made any Amazon purchases or Uber Eats deliveries. You glance out the window to see two fairly well -dressed middle -aged women holding awake magazines.
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And you know it's happening again. Heresy has come to the door.
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Hi, I'm Keith Foskey with Reformation Mutual Insurance, and we're now offering the
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Jehovah Witness Protection Program. We'll provide you with the latest in interactive tools to throw a
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JW off his or her script because it's important to realize they do use a script.
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So if you're looking to be equipped for your next doorway debate, we have just the solution for you.
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We'll prepare you to engage with questions like, why has the Watchtower made so many documented false prophecies?
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Why has it intentionally altered the translation of the Bible? And why does it say that if you read the
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Bible without it, you will fall into apostasy? And that's just the basic training.
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If you're willing to opt for the Gold Package, we'll provide you with instant access to one of our partnering apologists, including
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Jeff Durbin, Matt Slick, and Andrew Rappaport, who will be available for FaceTime 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to engage the
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Jehovah Witness on your behalf while you just sit back and enjoy the show. And for those looking for complete coverage, our
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Platinum Package includes James White parking his fifth wheel in your driveway and living with you until the next time a pair of unsuspecting publishers come calling.
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So call us now at Reformation Mutual Insurance and sign up for the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.