The Jehovah Witness Protection Program

It's 8 a .m. on a Saturday morning. You hear a knock at your front door. You're not expecting anyone.

You haven't made any Amazon purchases or Uber Eats deliveries. You glance out the window to see two fairly well -dressed middle -aged women holding awake magazines.

And you know it's happening again. Heresy has come to the door.

Hi, I'm Keith Foskey with Reformation Mutual Insurance, and we're now offering the

Jehovah Witness Protection Program. We'll provide you with the latest in interactive tools to throw a

JW off his or her script because it's important to realize they do use a script.

So if you're looking to be equipped for your next doorway debate, we have just the solution for you.

We'll prepare you to engage with questions like, why has the Watchtower made so many documented false prophecies?

Why has it intentionally altered the translation of the Bible? And why does it say that if you read the

Bible without it, you will fall into apostasy? And that's just the basic training.

If you're willing to opt for the Gold Package, we'll provide you with instant access to one of our partnering apologists, including

Jeff Durbin, Matt Slick, and Andrew Rappaport, who will be available for FaceTime 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to engage the

Jehovah Witness on your behalf while you just sit back and enjoy the show. And for those looking for complete coverage, our

Platinum Package includes James White parking his fifth wheel in your driveway and living with you until the next time a pair of unsuspecting publishers come calling.

So call us now at Reformation Mutual Insurance and sign up for the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.