If Patriotic Movie Characters Were Churches
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In our "If they were churches" today we celebrate the birthday of the USA with a look at how Patriotic characters mirror certain churches!
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- 00:30
- I was told I don't have to carry a weapon come again step forward private
- 00:35
- I can't be hearing this right I'm sorry sergeant I can't touch a gun
- 01:01
- Reverend the shepherd must tend his flock and at times bite off the wolves get off my plane tomorrow's the 4th of July and we will be open for business it's gonna be one of the best summers we've ever had now if you fellas are concerned about the beaches you do whatever you have to to make them safe but those beaches will be open for this weekend isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife we are faced with the very gravest of challenges the
- 02:24
- Bible calls this day Armageddon the end of all things you want answers
- 02:31
- I think I'm entitled you can't handle the truth by outward appearance you're ten years older than you were a year ago some weariness is bit at my bones where you boys from in the world
- 02:52
- Alabama sir you twins no we are not relationship the magic bullet enters the president's back headed downward at an angle of 17 degrees it then moves upwards in order to leave
- 03:13
- Kennedy's body from the front of his neck wound number two where it waits 1 .6
- 03:19
- seconds presumably in midair where it turns right then left right then left and continues in the
- 03:28
- Connelly's body at the rear of his right armpit this is Houston say again please
- 03:34
- Houston we have a problem you pop grapples in the toilet and you like it you play ball like a girl we will not go quietly into the night we will not vanish without a fight we're going to live on we're going to survive today we celebrate our