What if WWUTT Did Play-by-Play for Major League Baseball?

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To subscribe to our podcast, click here! http://wwutt.podbean.com In Apple's coverage of the May 3rd game between the Giants and Phillies, the commentators cut out for a couple minutes, so that all you heard was the game and the crowd. So we decided to have a little fun with it. (Since this clip is owned by Apple, we can't do anything about the ads.) #WWUTT #PastorGabe #Jesus #JesusChrist #Bible #BibleStudy

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And that's just a ridiculous price to pay for a haircut. So that's why I look a little shaggy today. It's a beautiful Friday evening at Citizens Bank Park.
00:07
A great night to be out with the family. Attendance for this game, 33 ,490. Here's the 2 -2 pitch.
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Stott fouls a 94 mile per hour fastball off his ankle. That's gotta hurt. Count stays 2 -2.
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Now Stott's RBP, or reach base probability, as you'll see there in the lower right -hand corner, is 24%.
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That is a completely arbitrary number. There is no way to calculate whether he will get on base with that foul off his ankle.
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You'd think that probability would go down a little bit, wouldn't you? Stott is back in the batter's box.
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Here's the 2 -2. Round ball to the left side. Chapman turns and throws out at first.
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And just like that, Stott's probability of reaching base is 0%.
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One out in the bottom of the sixth. Score is four to two Phillies. Here is the answer to our baseball trivia question.
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Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? And the answer, Genesis 1 -1 in the big inning.
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Congrats to Paul Abrams for being the first to text in the correct answer tonight. Center fielder Yoan Roas up to bat.
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First pitch is a foul ball up the first base line. Strike one. Our junior fielder on the first base side tonight is
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Grace McGillicuddy. She's 13 years old, says here she likes Pomeranians and Trapper Keepers.
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And she hopes to someday play Division I softball on a team where men are not allowed to pretend they're women. Amen to that,
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Grace. Here's the 0 -1 to Roas. Low fastball. Ump calls it a strike.
01:32
It's 0 -2. Roas doesn't like it. A reminder that tomorrow is Reftoons night at the ballpark.
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All fans will receive an illustrated copy of Paul Cox's Baptist Catechism for Kids. My wife and I have used this with our children, and it is a joy to have.
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A great way, dads, to raise your kids in the discipline and instruction of the Lord. Here is the 0 -2 pitch.
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Just a bit outside. Ball one. Be in prayer that the gospel of Jesus Christ would spread throughout the cities of Philadelphia and San Francisco.
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Look at those fans. Total depravity right there, like the good book says. Sinners in need of a savior.
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Here's the 1 -2 pitch. Roas with a chopper to the second baseman. The throw to first. And he's outie like a belly button.