Denominations Read Mean Tweets
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For our final video of 2024, we thought we would have the denominations look over some of our not-so-flattering responses. Thank you all so much for watching. If you want more denominational content, check out the playlist for our denominational meetings.
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Happy New Year from YOUR CALVINIST!
- 00:09
- So, God predestined only some to be elected and get saved? What do you do with John 3, 16 and 17?
- 00:17
- Hmm? Wait a second, let me look that up. This changes everything.
- 00:25
- Shouting jokes don't make them funny, especially when they aren't. Agree to disagree.
- 00:33
- Please get rid of that 1970s sitcom intro. It is disgusting and I either skip through it or I skip the video altogether.
- 00:41
- Like now. Definitely won't be doing that. My intro is fire. Foskey and Feeney remind me of the outsiders in school that made you feel welcome if you were willing to cut class and go smoke with them, but then give you crap because you didn't smoke
- 00:56
- Camels or Marlboros. That's fair. Tell me how
- 01:01
- Kenneth Copeland is dangerous. You can't. So you're nuts. Not him. No, I'm pretty sure he's nuts.
- 01:08
- Have you seen this guy? Sorry, you lost me with the ridiculousness of promoting cigars.
- 01:14
- Really? Have we stooped that low? I had high hopes when I ran across the channel. What's next?
- 01:20
- A little Kentucky bourbon? Come on. Come on indeed. Foskey is one of the most disingenuous preachers out there.
- 01:31
- Aww, look at you using those big words. I'm so proud of you. You should preach the sufficiency of 2 ,000 calories.
- 01:43
- Solid burn. You look a bit like the groundhog from Caddyshack.
- 01:49
- True, but it was actually a gopher. It was a groundhog in Groundhog Day. Guys, this has been an amazing year for our channel and we're looking forward to what's coming in 2025.
- 02:00
- We want to thank all of you who have supported us by subscribing to our channel, liking our videos, supporting our sponsors, and even giving to us directly.
- 02:08
- We've been absolutely blown away by your encouragement. And for every negative comment we get, we get dozens of positive things being said.
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- And for that, we're super grateful. Please keep us in your prayers as we continue to produce enjoyable, comedic, and helpful theological content in the new year.