Denominational Costume Party

Thank you for coming to our first interdenominational costume party. Is that your

Batman voice? Yes, I'm Baptist Batman. You sound like a blender.

Look, I'm just having fun, you know? I know that a lot of people have varying opinions on Halloween, so I thought we would just have a simple costume party.

Nothing scary, everybody just come dressed up in their favorite fun costume. I'm Baptist Batman. I know, that's why

I came as an astronaut. I want to imagine myself flying through the cosmos, exploring the glory of God's creation.

Wait for it. And I want to be the first person in space to speak in tongues. And there it is.

Hey, why didn't you dress up? I did. I came as a Baptist. Touche.

Ooh, look at me. I came as superior theology. I can smoke a cigar while wearing a bow tie.

I am unamused. And is that a swisher sweet? Yes, it is.

That makes sense. Look, we weren't just supposed to dress up as each other, okay? This was supposed to be a fun costume party.

I mean, even the Catholic got it right. I come from a galaxy far, far away.

Let me get this straight. You decided to dress as the leader of an evil empire who's actually the underling of an all -powerful leader who's bent on taking over the universe?

Yeah, why? No reason. I want you to know I find your lack of faith alone disturbing.

Well, how come you didn't dress up? I did. I came as the one with real superior theology. Me. Don't you dare.

Ahoy, mateys. This week at Big Eva's Multiplex Mega Church and Mini Mall, all of our worship centers are going to be set up in the style of a pirate ship.

And we're going to be singing all of our songs to the tune of a sea shanty. Hey, that sounds great.

We love sea shanties. Hey, my email specifically said no scary costumes. What? I'm Wayne Gretzky.

He took Dominion on the ice, and we're taking Dominion all over the world. Hashtag Post Mill.

I took this from the clown communion service that we put on last Easter. Arr, if you love

Jesus, you won't do that. I think this one needs to walk the plank. For once,