Denominational Costume Party

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Thank you for coming to our first interdenominational costume party. Is that your

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Batman voice? Yes, I'm Baptist Batman. You sound like a blender.

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Look, I'm just having fun, you know? I know that a lot of people have varying opinions on Halloween, so I thought we would just have a simple costume party.

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Nothing scary, everybody just come dressed up in their favorite fun costume. I'm Baptist Batman. I know, that's why

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I came as an astronaut. I want to imagine myself flying through the cosmos, exploring the glory of God's creation.

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Wait for it. And I want to be the first person in space to speak in tongues. And there it is.

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Hey, why didn't you dress up? I did. I came as a Baptist. Touche.

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Ooh, look at me. I came as superior theology. I can smoke a cigar while wearing a bow tie.

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I am unamused. And is that a swisher sweet? Yes, it is.

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That makes sense. Look, we weren't just supposed to dress up as each other, okay? This was supposed to be a fun costume party.

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I mean, even the Catholic got it right. I come from a galaxy far, far away.

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Let me get this straight. You decided to dress as the leader of an evil empire who's actually the underling of an all -powerful leader who's bent on taking over the universe?

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Yeah, why? No reason. I want you to know I find your lack of faith alone disturbing.

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Well, how come you didn't dress up? I did. I came as the one with real superior theology. Me. Don't you dare.

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Ahoy, mateys. This week at Big Eva's Multiplex Mega Church and Mini Mall, all of our worship centers are going to be set up in the style of a pirate ship.

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And we're going to be singing all of our songs to the tune of a sea shanty. Hey, that sounds great.

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We love sea shanties. Hey, my email specifically said no scary costumes. What? I'm Wayne Gretzky.

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He took Dominion on the ice, and we're taking Dominion all over the world. Hashtag Post Mill.

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I took this from the clown communion service that we put on last Easter. Arr, if you love

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Jesus, you won't do that. I think this one needs to walk the plank. For once,