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The stupidest thing that you will hear in 2020?
It's only April, and there's been a lot of stupid things said, and yours
truly may or may not have uttered them myself, but I'm gonna call it.
I'm gonna call it right here.
This is the stupidest thing that you will hear in 2020.
Dr. Fauci says Americans should never shake hands again.
Due to coronavirus.
Let's listen.
I don't think we ever should ever shake hands ever again, to be honest with you.
Not only would it be good to prevent coronavirus disease, it probably would decrease the incidence of
influenza dramatically in this country.
Americans should never shake hands again because of coronavirus, but also influenza, and I would assume other
diseases as well.
This is the stupidest thing that you'll ever hear.
Maybe ever.
It might be the stupidest thing ever.
Now, I'm not saying that those of you kind of weirdos, there's a few weirdos kind of like, you
know, there's some people out there just kind of quirky, and you know, they're kind of
germaphobes.
They don't want to shake hands.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
Everyone loves a good quirky guy every now and then, but this is Dr.
Fauci.
He's the leader.
He's the guy in charge of the coronavirus COVID response and all that kind of stuff,
and he is saying from on high that what he thinks is that we shouldn't shake hands ever again.
Do you realize how stupid that is?
Now, Dr. Fauci is not a stupid man, obviously.
I'm not saying that he is.
He's probably not getting very much sleep.
He might be on medication just to keep him going, a little wired, you know what I mean?
Maybe he took his melatonin pill a little early because, you know, it helps you sleep and stuff
like that.
So we can give him some, we can give him some, some benefit of the doubt here.
We don't have to say that he's stupid.
But that, my friends, is the stupidest thing that you will hear in 2020.
You go around the world, not everybody shakes hands, you know, like, you know, not everyone, that's a common thing.
You go around the world and you see kind of different ways to do it.
You can give daps, you know what I mean?
In Ethiopia, they do this one where you kind of do shake hands, but then you like tap shoulders.
So like, you'll come this way and you'll tap your shoulder.
I kind of like that one.
That was good.
That one's actually definitely canceled because that's way, that's way worse than regular handshaking because you're getting close, you know, with your
nose and your face and all that.
You're like, it's kind of cool though.
I like that.
And you can do a bunch in a row.
You just kind of like, Ethiopians, you know, they're good with the shoulder, right?
You know, it's not uncommon in Ethiopia to see two men holding hands while they walk down the street, not
because they're homosexual, because it's just a sign of friendship, you know, all that kind of thing.
Some people hug, some people, you know, give kisses on the face and stuff like that.
There's various different ways to sort of, to sort of, you know, greet one another, you know.
All of them involve human contact, by the way.
All of them involve human contact.
What is Fauci?
You know, it'd be interesting if somebody were to ask me, if we had good journalists, they'd be like, oh, well, Dr. Fauci, that's interesting.
What do you suggest we do?
I'd really like to see what his suggestion would be.
Maybe, maybe just like a, one of those, or maybe a bow.
Oh, like, like, like Japanese and Chinese, they bow.
That's a, that's a good one.
Cause it actually, you don't touch it.
You don't touch anyone.
And your nose passages is facing down and not up.
So there's less likely for the droplets to come in.
You know, Americans should never shake hands again.
Honestly, if, if, if he is not just a little bit delirious, you know, like, cause he's tired or whatever,
this is his real position.
I think you should be fired immediately.
If I was Trump, I would fire him immediately.
That's like, it's really, it's the stupidest thing you could ever say.
And especially so in the middle of the pandemic, like while, while things are happening,
you know, there's some positive signs bubbling up, but still people are dying every day.
And, and so there's less people being admitted to hospitals, less people contracting the virus than there used to be.
So there's like some positivity going on that people are feeling pretty positive.
And then, and then Dr. Fauci comes out and says, yeah, we're not, we should never shake hands again.
Nope.
Never shake hands again.
You know what you might as well, might as well say, you know, you know, if you have old grandparents or parents, never hug them
again.
That's what you might as well say that.
Never hug them again.
Never kiss a baby again.
Definitely not.
Don't, don't, don't kiss your grandmother, you know, good night when, you know, she goes to bed.
In fact, in fact, if you think about it, you know, handshakes definitely do spread disease, but, but when you think about it, you know,
you know, you know, you know, making out with your girlfriend or something definitely canceled.
I mean, any kind of, of sexual relations is extremely risky because at least with a handshake, you could put
on a, one of those sterilized gloves, you know, a sterilized gloves, but, but, but, but any kind of
sexual contact, you know, with your, with your wife, you know, you know, you know, you want to have a family.
And so you, you, you have some set relations with your wife.
I mean, there's no way to, there's no way to like put a plastic, um, on your mouth and
your eyes.
And then it's all like the contact is just way too close.
Don't shake hands again.
Again, I want to stress.
There's a lot of people out there, a little quirky.
I like quirky.
Everyone likes quirky people that, you know, they don't like to shake hands, you know, like that.
Remember that show monk where he didn't like that kind of, I, I, everyone, everyone loves quirky people.
There's nothing wrong with quirky people.
You don't like shaking his hand.
You think it's kind of gross.
Oh, it's okay.
That's fine.
That's nothing wrong with that.
Nothing wrong with that.
I, I, and in fact, I wouldn't even, if I had a friend that was quirky like that, I wouldn't shake his hand.
I wouldn't respect that.
But Dr. Fauci, somebody needs to help this guy.
Someone needs to give him a day off.
He need, he might need a day off because, because this is the stupidest thing in the midst of
the pandemic.
We're starting to beat it.
You know, we got the, we got a medicine that that's working.
The hydroxy cut medicine is working.
Oh man.
Flat.
We're flattening the curve.
Everyone keeps saying, oh, we're doing a great job flattening the curve.
Things are going okay.
You know, we're not there yet.
We're not out of the woods, but, but things are going okay.
And then Dr. Fauci gets on TV.
You know what?
It's just, I don't want to alarm you, but no more human contact
ever.
This is, this is our leader though.
This is the guy.
If I was Trump, I'd fire him.
I'd have to, if this was his real position, I'd have to fire him.
This would be it.
Mr. Mr. Mr.
You know, half a million deaths from a model.
The model told me that there's going to be half a million.
Mr. Model himself is telling you, you cannot shake hands anymore
due to Corona virus.
I I'm calling it folks.
I'm calling it April 9th or maybe he said this on the 8th,
April 8th.
The stupidest statement of 2020 was uttered.
Dr. Fauci, according to the New York post, Dr. Fauci says Americans should never shake hands again
due to the Corona virus.
Anyway, I hope you found this video helpful.
God bless.