Open Borders October Episode 02: Dad Jokes!

Open Borders October Dad Joke Championship

Welcome back to Open Borders October in our 2023 first annual Dad Joke Championship. Today we have two formidable competitors. Uncle Rich has been a dad for 16 years and has four children. Today he's rocking his best dad outfit including his Skechers work hiking boots, his printed dad t-shirt and Terminator sunglasses.

After today's competition the question is will he be back? Our second competitor is Keith Foskey also known as the Harper Freight Doug Wilson. He's been a dad for 18 years and has six children. He's doing his best dad youth pastor impression with his Crocs with black socks, oversized flannel, ironic printed t-shirt and what's the problem officer sunglasses.

Dad Joke Battle Begins

Will his jokes arrest the competition? We will find out today on Open Borders October. What is Batman's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na grapefruit! That wasn't funny. I don't know why I'm laughing.

That wasn't funny. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. My camouflaged jacket was stolen by a guy with no legs. He can hide but he can't run. That's my best joke and I ruined it. I'll try it again.

He can hide but he can't run.

I can't believe it. I'm not denying it's funny but I'm trying to win a competition here. Okay, all right.

I just, I don't know why your face is killing me. Okay.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philippe Fillup.

I'm thinking of starting a dating service in Prague. It's called Checkmate.

Why are there pop tarts but not mom tarts? Is this a pastryarchy?

More Puns, Wordplay, and Dad Joke Favorites

Now that one I like. I actually like that, the pastryarchy. I got that. What was Martin Luther's catchphrase?

Nailed it. That's appropriate for October. What do you call a pile of cats? A meownton. You're so pleased with that one. You are.

You're like really happy. That one pleased you. I like that it pleases you. What do you call a marathon for pastors? I don't know. A rev run. Where does a sheep get his hair cut? At the bye-bye shop.

You're so excited to say that. A little bit. If a cow doesn't produce, do you call it a milk dud or an utter failure?

Speaking of cows, a lot of cows have hooves instead of feet because they lack toes. Yeah, I know that joke was utterly useless. Nice. You didn't find it amusing. Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Viewer Participation and More Open Borders October Coming Soon

All right, guys, you get to be the judge. Who had the best dad jokes? Me or Uncle Rich? Leave your answer in the comments below. Also, if you want, leave us your favorite dad joke. And don't forget to be on the lookout for more Open Borders October videos, which are coming soon.

Do you have any like jokes that you love? Like real jokes?

Oh man, there was a time when I did, but I could even remember what they are now. Because I'm doing a stand-up act.

Stand-Up Material and the Double-Wide House Joke

Oh, I forgot about that. November 4th. And a lot of like little humorous observations. This is going to be in the show. My daughter and I were talking the other day about the fact that somebody won the lottery and it was $1 .5 billion.

And she looked at me and she said, Daddy, if I won $1 .5 billion, I'd pay off your house. And I said, baby, I live in a double wide. I said, if you win over a billion dollars, I better not live in a house that once had wheels.