If Bill Murray Characters were Churches

We win! We win! Ha! But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! Phil Connors, man! Hey! Perhaps I could be of some assistance.

I'm a god.

You're a god.

I'm a god.

I'm not the god.

I don't think.

Can I turn her in? No! Alright, that worked.

See? See, you just had to see it in contact.

Can you move her, please? Thanks.

We are the wretched refuse.