POSTBIT: PS4 No Man's Sky Review!

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Tonight, we are playing the biggest game ever made. In the universe. Ever. I'm Austin.

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I'm King Ginger. And we are playing No Man's Sky. Did you say

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No Man's Guy? No Man's Guy. No, it's No Man's Sky.

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No Man's Guy. Is that your ship?

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This is going to be my ship. It's going to be your ship. It's going to be my ship. Look at that. I'm going to call it

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Big Bertha. Actually, you know, one of my complaints about this game, I can go around, name planets, name plants, but I can't name my own ship.

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Listen here, Hello Games. I want to name my ship. Are you not with me on this?

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Where the heck did the Sentinels even come from? There's like, there's nothing about them.

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They just came into the game and started shooting me up for no reason. Yeah, and I like how it says this planet's undiscovered, but there's

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Sentinels and spacecraft. Right. Yeah. Whose are they?

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And bases. Yeah, and bases with aliens. It's populated. But it's undiscovered.

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Nobody's ever seen it before. It's like when Christopher Columbus gets credit for discovering America. There's already

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Indians there. Psych! Psych! Psych! Psych! Psych! Psych! This is actually populated,

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Mr. Columbus. You can't discover something if people are already there.

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Everybody's like, welcome traveler. I walk up, walk up to one of those aliens and he's like, hey, how's it going?

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I'm like, uh, I just discovered this planet and apparently I'm supposed to tell somebody about it.

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As you plant the flag and say, I discovered this planet, the aliens just look at you and go, really?

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Right. Before I aptly named my planet, your mom. I just want to say for the record that I'm very glad that God did not choose you to name the animals, which was

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Adam. And this is why. Yeah, God definitely had a better idea.

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You named all your planets your mom. Yeah. And all your systems, but I think that wasn't a joke earlier.

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I really, you really did. Yeah. You really named your planet your mom. Yeah. They pretty much all say your mom. So this one, this one's mouth breather.

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Why are his legs backwards? Do you see how they're like popping in? All they did for this creature was they made his legs inverted.

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Why God? In all caps, because what is he? What is this?

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He's... That's the sound he makes. I know that.

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I found him. This one's Tyrannodurp. This one's Hingle McRingleberry. This one's

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Faceplant. Faceplant. Wow. Because look at him. He digs his face into the ground every time he takes a step.

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We got Poot and Dingo Turtle. He's a mix between a dingo and a turtle, mate.

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Look at him. He's eating a face full of dirt every time he takes a step. So as we were saying, one of the great parts about this game is that you can name animals.

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It's like Dominion. Like in the Bible. Right. You can name all the creatures. I get to take dominion of any planet that I find.

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Oh my goodness. That came up quick. I think a spaceship was about to take dominion over you. It was about to take dominion over me.

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You remember back in the old games when you hated loading times? You remember those?

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Yeah. Not in this game. This time I will happily sit through 30 seconds of flying to a new planet.

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You know what one of my biggest complaints about this game is? Aside from not being able to name my ship? What? Nobody in this game has a beard.

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That's true. I haven't seen a single character. That guy has a beard. It's just under his mask. Yeah. Perhaps.

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I can't argue with that. I don't know what's under there. Wake me up when I'm there. I think this is an appropriate time to talk about sin.

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So you have pirates. Yep. And they're going to tax you. They're going to tax me and try and take my things.

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All right. Looks like we got two. So this is one of the challenges. And they just open fire. They don't even ask questions.

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They're just like, you're going to die now. And they're going to try to kill you and steal your stuff. They're going to, yeah.

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It's theft. It's larceny. Oh, get up.

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Get up. I think you got him. Oh, man. I hope so. I hope he...

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You picked the wrong guys. Taking the life of somebody who is trying to take your own is perfectly justifiable.

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That's justifiable. Absolutely. It messes with the

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OCD when there's one planet you can't name. Oh, yeah. There's no worse way to make me angry than to not name the planet.

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You want to come into my star system, you've named the planet correctly. This is not a game. This is not a game.

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This is like Second Life. Did you just make a Second Life reference? I did. I don't think anybody got that reference.

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Like only a very limited audience. I never played it. I played RuneScape instead. I like how you knew it, but you didn't want to take credit for it.

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Right. I just wanted somebody else to catch it. I was supposed to be an Easter egg. Thanks for ruining my

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Easter egg. I couldn't let you get away with that. The fact that you know that's really embarrassing and shameful.

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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, gosh. There. Oh, dear. Here we go. Oh, man. Oh, I have messed up.

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I messed up. Oh, goodness. There is no way out of here.

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Oh, gosh. Make it stop. Please help. Mom. Somebody call my mom. Get out of my way.

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Oh, praise the Lord. All right. We have escaped the asteroid field.

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Whew. That was something. What's that red thing? Hang on. Let's get some of this stuff.

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What red thing? Oh, there's a space station. All right. You want to try this planet? What have we got to lose?

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At this point, what do we have to lose? Another minute. Oh, my gosh. I'll be back.

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Oh, right on time. Right on time for another barren planet, folks.

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Would you look at that? So I would say that that is our first real post -bit review of a game.

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Maybe we haven't done anything but fly around and shoot stuff. We can't end.

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We haven't done anything. I don't think there's really much to do.

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Austin, we are charged with talking about these games and discussing it from a biblical worldview.

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And all we've done for the past two days, for two days, all we've done is we've stared

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No, no, no. At this screen. Yeah. As you mine stuff.

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Minecrafted. Yeah. As you mine stuff and we don't have a point or a purpose, you've literally just been floating around for two days, wasting my time.

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Sorry. I dozed off. I dozed off. I apologize.