Meanwhile, in Moscow... (Doug Wilson's Training Montage)

As the recently crowned king of the Amillennialists, I have decided to issue a few decrees.

My first decree, Postmillennialism will now be referred to as Fancy Amillennialism.

From now on, if anyone uses the hashtag DatPostMill, it must be changed to hashtag Fancy Amill.

Because as we all know, Postmillennialism is just Amillennialism with extra steps.

For my second decree, all historic premillennialists and dispensational premillennialists must choose a representative to joust on the bow of Ken Ham's Ark every seven years between now and the time that Jesus returns.

Finally, I want to issue a challenge to debate to the prince of the Postmillennialists, hashtag Fancy Amillennialists.

Douglas Wilson, Earl of Moscow, ruler of Fighters, Laughers, and Feasters.

I challenge you to a formal, yet hilarious, debate.