Dead Men Walking Podcast: Greg & Jason play the Dad Joke Game, talk Movie Quotes & Condemnation

Ready? Yeah. Here we go. We're recording. I forgot about that song. Years of your life. Wow. Forgot about it, right? Right. Welcome back to dead man walking podcast. We're live. When I say live, I mean pre-recorded.

Yeah toss. It's live. We could go live. Yeah, right. We never edit so. They're like, yeah, we know guys. Poorly at it when I do it. No accidentally put stuff up. That's not supposed to be on there. I do remember just like what was that a couple weeks ago?

You text me in the morning and you're like dude two shorts came out this morning 200 people's already listen to it pull it had to pull it and push it back two weeks. There was shorts and then Dale Partridge when we had Dale on his his phone call end up dropping and Yeah, you left it in where I was like, I think we lost him because I remember I was listening I was like, I know great Greg said he's gonna edit this part and then I heard I heard yeah.

You were like, oh, no, he'll call back and I think we did take it out. Eventually. Yeah. Yeah, you went back in and you and you yeah real there might have been a few. So there's a few of you out there that might remember that right got to hear the raw cut of how the sausage is made.

Behind the scenes we try to just keeps it real which I have all that, right? I've got almost two years worth of like the conversations we have after when people say stop recording before. Yeah, that's our mess-ups.

How much space do you have on your computer? I mean, that's all I got I gotta keep it all on like little micro. Oh, yeah. Okay half terabyte SD cards and we're into our second one. She's. That's so cool.

And I just bought four more and you know one day we'll just go back. Yeah, just have like five hours. Of all the mess-ups. Crazy stuff. It's really hard when you first start because you know for me. Well, I mean you had it's hard now before this.

But for me, you know trying to trying to kind of talk and you know, I'm not really like the guy that's like Give me that microphone. I'm about to say something. Well, you've really come out of your show I've definitely I definitely have you know, it's alright.

It's alright whenever I talk about the Lord though, right? It kind of just comes out. I like when you get that accent, right? Little bit of Pentecostal comes out of me, right? Well, this one's gonna be just a fun episode.

Dad Jokes and Trying Not to Laugh

Yeah. Because we have a little game that we want to play. You've probably seen it on the internet before. Oh, he's already laughing. So Jason Jason and I have a list of dad jokes we don't know what the other person's jokes are and we're going to tell them to each other and Then try not to laugh.

Yeah, right. Okay now I feel like Depending on how you deliver it Jason. I might laugh. I think it's all the delivery cuz these are all pretty dumb, which I like. Yeah, right. How do you think you're gonna fare?

I don't know man. I mean, I'm sure we've heard of all of these But it's like, you know just depends on Delivery and yeah, just how it all comes out. All right. Why don't you start with the first one? So wait, it does it does it if I smile?

Does that count as a laugh or do I have to audibly laugh? I mean, what do you think we could go with? I mean, you can't hold back like like if you're holding back. Yeah, you're like I'm very competitive.

So I Just like am I going to sociopath? Yeah. All right. So if it's funny you laugh. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, you know, it's kind of hurry. It is what it is. I'm interested to see which ones you came up with.

All right that you think it's oh here is the first Yokety-joke. All right, and I think I've said this to Aubrey before which is funny. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Oh my gosh. I don't I don't get it. You don't get it. Oh Cuz you're eating too much. I Think you just reacted like Aubrey did. Oh No, I'm just stupid I was like, wait, how does I know refrigerator? All right, it doesn't get hot and shrink clothes.

Oh my gosh I'm too literal. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, that's pretty good. Yeah. Okay, hang on this one hits close to home ready. My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That'd be a big step forward.

I'm gonna have a hard time not laughing at every single one. All right, here's mine. I Only know 25 letters the alphabet. I don't know why. So stupid you picked the stupidest ones. I don't like the letter Y.

Hey, I have a I have a personal question for you though if Emsley refuses to take a nap is she guilty of resisting arrest. I Can't live that's more of a pun. I love fun. I love bones, man. All right. Where do you learn to make a banana split?

Sunday school. No, I know that okay. No, all right. Oh Man back in my 20s. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. I Saw that one. I almost. All right, you think swimming with sharks is expensive swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.

Dude you can't start laughing halfway through because then I start laughing. I'm laughing at how much you enjoyed these. All right I'm like, I love Norm Macdonald. So, you know, right it's like that kind of his his stand.

His roast with Bob Saget was a whole Larry. It's so good. We need to do a reaction to that. Oh, I did your face your face is like cauliflower. He's like your foot your face is like a flower. Yeah, Holly.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's that's right. That's right. It's a right here. It's saying you have a dog a face like a cauliflower dog face. So Just like bland about delivery. Oh, whoops. I just hit the Cuz. I was laughing so hard.

He says Bob Saget people say Bob Saget has a lot on his mind. Yeah, if he's wearing a hat. And then he just stares for like no one's left. They're like nervously laughing like is this serious? Yeah. Yeah, go check that one out.

It's very clean, too. Yeah, don't watch the rest don't watch we do not endorse the rest of it, right. Hang on. I got I want to I want to tell you this one what what kind of shoes do ninjas wear. Sneakers.

Oh, I Whispered it for a right. All right, give me another one. All right, you know people say they pick their nose. But I feel like I was just born with mine. I was like, where's that going? I know. Okay.

All right, hold on I'm gonna do one more okay, you know what a robots favorite snack is. I don't know computer chips. Also mine just chips. Unfortunately. All right. You want to do one bonus? Yeah, I do.

Okay. This is the last one for me. I want to just keep going. I have like. All right, I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total ripoff. Oh. My gosh, we have sunk into a new low. Oh, wait, I'm gonna do my bonus one, too.

How does the moon cut his hair? He clips it. Oh. Some of those it's like you got to see the word yeah, you know, like well, I'm a sucker for a pun, too. Yeah, yeah, I love a good pun. Anytime you can reuse a word or put it somewhere where it doesn't belong and misdirection but yeah, we decided we're just gonna do a Kind of laid-back laid-back loose you guys you guys are gonna get a little view into how weird we are what we do.

What we do after the camera stops the microphones are off. This is that episode. Sit around we tell dad jokes and quote movies basically, you know, what's funny though. We have sat in this room for hours talking theology just like straight seven-hour conversations.

Just like no reality Theology. It's just so much fun. Just talking about the Bible. Yeah, you know, what's funny is I never used I used to just go. Oh, that was a good conversation now that we're on a podcast.

There was one time we were here and I think we ended at like 10 o 'clock at night. We sat here and talked to 1130 and at the end. I was like, why didn't we just hit record? We had another episode dude.

We've sat here to like quarter after one before. Yes, like, you know talking about different subjects or whatnot. Oh, it's funny. Yeah. So for your money I said we'd quote movies to yeah for your money if like for for comedy movies.

Legalism, Movie Memories, and Growing Up Sheltered

Like where are you at? So full disclosure? I'm 40. So yeah, a lot of my funny movies was in my high school years, which are probably like 90s, right? You know and there's some in the 80s, but I grew up really really legalistic.

So I didn't watch movies in the 80s. I missed most of them. So did you see like Rocky or were you allowed to watch in my 20s future? Or I watched my father Let me watch back to the future and he about had a conniption because of the cuss words.

Really? Yeah, he was like I was only like was who well, you know, but yeah, okay, you know. We're legal when you're nine and you hear SOB. It's like the end of the world. Well, I don't I mean I grew up legalistic but not to the point that it was like, you know.

There weren't movies or things or music that I could not listen to you know. Like like I would hear I would hear don't do this, you know, it's so bad. You're going to hell if you do this. Yeah, and then over here.

It was like I had AC DC albums and you know Black Sabbath and whatever, you know, so it wasn't like, you know. No we were we were like full-on into like the Jerry Falwell like Moral majority like really cabbage patch dolls are demonic.

What's that? Like cabbage patch dolls or so there was like like spells cast on cabbage patch dolls from the factory so you can have those. The garbage pail kids were you know, I had a bunch of the image of God.

Yeah, you know Pokemon and all that was like mystic Japanese. I never got a black magic Little Mermaid was in a two-piece so you couldn't watch that like there was all that and dragons that oh definitely not dungeons and dragons.

Plus we knew all the acronyms, you know kiss stood for nights and satanic service ACDC was against Christ devil's companion. It was like all that weird stuff that was going on in the 80s. Yeah, it was like really right, you know, it's not that you don't want to be eight years old listening to highway to hell.

But yeah for sure. I don't think they named their band against Christ. Everything had like a supernatural demonic thing to it. Gotcha, and it was just like whole movement within. Kind of legalism. Legalistic kind of fundamentalism and I remember we attached to that for a while I mean, it was never like like I could watch back to the future.

I could watch I mean, dude, I watched Robocop I watched Terminator. I mean, you know like the action, you know Rambo Rocky, I remember this quote from Rocky 5 and that came out probably I was a little bit older but I think I think I've said this on here before but like this one quote by Rocky.

He's either in this diner and Pauly gets shoved down by Tommy gun and Rocky stands up and he goes, hey You you could you push him down now you try pushing me down you do pretty good, Rocky. I Always thought that was the funniest line because it's so cheesy.

Yeah. This is not a because it's kind of like, you know the bully it's like, you know. The good guys like stand it up to the bully is like you kind of don't see that anymore because yeah people are like Oh, don't you know, you got to be nice to the bully, you know the bully, you know, yeah, don't worry.

You know what I thought you pushed you do but you I know what I what I'm finding out about you is you like stuff. That's like really on the nose. Like it's hot like it's. Like it's funny because it's almost too on the nose and to act like because I look at that I go that is so cheesy.

Because it's a classic like yeah, you're being a bully now try pick pick on someone your own size. Yeah, which is like cliche was 80s. That was. But that was the thing you always wanted to see the good guy.

We do that to the you know, like when the Russian whoops We're gonna have to can't say the r-word, sorry in rocky for When iron Drago was boxing you might need to cut that word out actually so I don't know.

You guys anyway a blank space. Yeah, right. Remember that but anyway Rocky's like going after the big guy. That's like six foot seven or however big the guy is and Rocky's only five nine but he's you know jacked up and he doesn't have the weight room and Iron Drago has this huge weight room facility where he's you know getting getting ripped or whatever.

But you want to see the little guy beat the big guy, right? Right, but but yeah. Anyway, I like that because it was like nature versus like man because he had all the technology. Yeah, right. That's what you're talking about.

He's like running up mountains lifting up logs for the weights, right? That was a cool scene. Yeah, I do remember when I was little. There was this movie that came out and it was called the three ninjas.

Do you remember this? Oh, is that with Chris Farley? No, no, no. No, it was some weird movie where like these three brothers go. It's how it was almost like Karate Kid. But for the 90s and they were all like under the age of like 11 or 12.

Okay, and the guy who plays I believe you guys have to look this up. But the guy who plays The main guy who teaches him how to be ninjas Is is the guy from Karate Kid the old get what's that? Mr. Miyagi?

So it was like a weird thing where he's playing the same type of role I think but it was like it was over-the-top. It was like these three kids are like 10 11 and 12. They're three brothers. Yeah and then of course like a home alone type thing where they're like they learn to be ninjas and they're like beating up whole adults.

And doing all these weird things and I just remember I was probably like I don't know me 10 when it came out and we watched that and me and my Brother who are a year and a half apart. We just became obsessed with being ninjas.

Like we were dressing in black. We're trying to hide up on the ceiling. We're jumping on people. We're taking people in the privates our friends out in the front yard. My mom was like what has gotten into you?

We're like, we're the three ninjas. Yeah, you do. It sounds like it sounds like a library movie like, you know library movies are like the gas licks the the old Netflix. Like I was definitely one of those it was definitely one of those Netflix has terrible movies on hold on.

I'm gonna library used to be I'm gonna look it up right now because now it's bugging me right the three I think it was called the three ninjas. But I do remember trying to dress up like characters trying to be rocky trying to be anything as Sylvester Stallone was or yeah.

You know, yeah, man. It's like Yeah the three ninjas a series of action comedy family films about the adventures of three young brothers who are trained in their Japanese grandfather in The art of jitsu.

Victor Wong is the only cast member to appear in all four films. Okay, 1992 it came out. Yeah. Okay, I was 11. Yeah, and then they made just like a whole bunch of them. Three ninjas knuckle-up three ninjas.

This kept putting them out for probably like, you know $800 ,000 like low-budget be movies. I'll buy it for five bucks. There you go right on Amazon three ninjas. Wow, I don't know who is it. I don't know if that guy was in it though.

I might have been wrong. Yeah, I mean there were there were other types of movies though. I mean I Remember this this one movie called Teen Wolf with Michael J Fox. Oh, yeah. Like turned into a werewolf, yeah standing on the school bus.

Yeah, the bus. Yeah, the my favorite quote from that movie. So like the cool guy is on the other team on the red team and then there's Michael J Fox's team. They're yellow the yellow jersey guys and. Anyway, the the there was this one guy that was bigger Michael J Fox's team.

Okay, and the cool guy says to the says to the bigger guy he goes. Shoot it fat boy. He's like behind the three-point line. Yeah, he's got like this face like oh, yeah your face or whatever but it was total 80s what it's like shoot it fat boy.

Cuz he just gives it the open shot. Yeah. Okay, I got one that you've probably never heard of this movie. But people who grew up I got some library in the 80s and 90s. This was all strictly from like I think it was from like focus on the family.

Okay, so it was like they produced the movie and wrote it and it was just strictly for like Christian families. It was called the buttercream gang. Okay, if you ever heard of this. Okay, if you comment on this video or this podcast if you guys have heard this you're gonna laugh.

But it was so cheesy looking back on it. So it's about this group of kids like neighborhood kids. Okay, like sandlot ish. Yeah, right. Yeah, and they had a they had a gang in a tree house and they're all like under the age of like 12.

Okay, they're like 10 11 12, maybe 13, right? Yeah, and there's this in the very first one. They're all friends and they're hanging out and they're there these little lessons. One's a newspaper guy and he gets a lesson from the local youth pastor and it's like all very, you know American pie type stuff.

Yeah right down the middle Christian stuff and then the one friend Pete has to move away Chicago, oh wow, right and go to the big city, right and he comes back in six months and It's so cheesy. He's just got like a like a rolled-up bandana on you know.

And now he's got like a black all-black like button-up like cholo kind of and they're like, is he in a gang? Oh my god, and Pete's changed. He's in a gang right and that's but it's so funny because the reason why he was so bad is because he went to Chicago.

He joined a gang, but they steal from convenience stores. They steal like candy bars. Steals $8 from his aunt and he's like made is this like, you know what I mean? It was like so over the top right, but that's like all we were allowed to watch as a kid.

We're like, oh pizza rebel. Yeah, right. He stole it. He sold some pre-packaged Dolly Madison. You know cherry pies from the convenience store and that was that's what made him a gang. You know, what's funny though?

I remember kids back in elementary school that did that though. Yeah, like in fifth and sixth grade I knew those guys that did yeah, you know, oh I had a friend I went to church with him and he was a troublemaker.

He got caught so kids don't you know him? Well, I can say his name. He's since passed away. But I you know the name if I said it and I went over to his house for the first time. My mom dropped me off and we're playing.

And it was so funny. He was so like even when he was like in third fourth fifth grade. He was just like so masculine. Okay, he took a petition to our church to change his street name to dirt bike lane.

What we're like, why would he change? What is he right? Did he have a dirt bike? Oh, no. Well, the reason why years later like I'm 35 and I find out he grew up on a street called gay Street. Oh, so in fourth grade, he understood like he didn't want to live on gay Street.

Because there was some kind of negative connotation was he in the legalistic Church? Oh, yeah. But he was not he was like the rebel kid like you were like, oh you're hanging out with that guy. Oh, man.

So we go over to his house. He's like, hey, let's write up to the convenience store, whatever, right? And I'm just like I was so sheltered. I didn't know anything. So we go up there and I see him take one of those little pre-packaged little Debbie brownies.

And he just puts it in his pocket. I'm like, oh weird. Okay, he's gonna pay when we get up there. So we walk out and he doesn't pay and I was like, did you did you pay for that? He's like, oh no, man.

I leave him like extra change and stuff on the counter all the time. It's good I was like, wow, that makes sense. Are you serious? It literally and I was like 9 or 10 Crime I was part of the what's the you didn't.

I was so sheltered. It didn't take me to I was like 19 years old to realize like oh he was stealing that I just took him for his word that like oh, yeah I leave him 50 cents or 75 cents extra and then he lets me just just take a brownie.

Yeah. Yeah, and I was like I was part of a crime when I was 9 years old, you know. And then I think back and I'm like, okay, he's 10 and he had that lie worked out so perfectly like how much was he still.

He was just going up there ripping that dude off every day. That is crazy, man. Yeah, he's Pete from Chicago. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the gang kids. Don't be like that whatsoever. Yeah, no, but yeah, man I it's so funny like growing up just the things that you remember just things from like elementary school Junior high high school just things that'll just you know, come back to your memory in in the shower.

Just all of a sudden you're like, why did I do that? You know like every day. Why did I say that, you know, it's like it but it almost it almost is like, you know. Yeah, I don't like to be like this but like it's almost like the enemy just being like Yeah, you you think you think that you're you know, you're a Christian and you're you're doing well.

You're reading your word and you know, you know God, but look what you did when you were Seven years old sure, you know, it's things like that, you know, or or whatever like well. That's why the New Testament tells us though, too.

There's no condemnation in Christ. Yeah condemnation is living in the things of the past and I've always found it fun. Awesome to to know that we serve a God that forgets exactly we don't forget it. We can remember it and still cringe over it.

Yeah and be saddened by it. It says the Lord literally wipes it away throws it as far as he's from West can't remember it. So when he looks at us, he doesn't look at us in our past. Yeah, which Obviously doesn't mean we just keep sinning right?

Right. Don't you sure Roman six, right? But I take solace in that like he doesn't you know. Because there's time because and we've talked about this because you were kind of like this way you said to like in high school.

And I think it was more when you were like probably in the world and drinking and yeah me too. But it's like I love to be as cutting and sarcastic and as mean as possible I could get someone to feel like they got hurt.

I'm like, yeah Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, and one of my crowning achievements a junior in high school I made a girl cry in front of you know, 200 people in front of the lunchroom. Wow. Just by like, you know.

She was kind of she was very prideful and like look down on everyone and I just took her down. And everyone's like, oh my gosh Greg made it was like went around the school he made so-and-so cry, you know I was like I showed her and then that's I still think about looking like and I've since apologized I still know her and we you know, we've talked a few times since high school and I asked her for her forgiveness.

But it was like I took pride in that for a long time. Like can I be so mean to someone and so cutting with my words? To where it is a badge of honor to make someone else upset, right? And it's like yeah, I get those in the shower and laying in bed and it just pops into your mind.

You're like nowhere. Oh, you know, you'll just you'll be like eating some spaghetti and all of a sudden you're just. Did I really do that? Yeah. Yeah, but for sure. I mean, yeah, it's it's just The way our minds work, you know and and how we're we're being sanctified and how we're being brought out of all that stuff and you know I I was I was listening to a MacArthur sermon the other day about the prodigal son and You know, it's it's.

It's not about The son, you know, though the way he just he explained it a lot better than I ever could right now. I love MacArthur but. But MacArthur was just like it was about the love of the father.

Yeah, right. Like yeah, he was just like I don't care that you you know. It was the love of the sons actually for both of the sons, right? Right, like the one that grumbled and complained. It was like I've done all this I've done this I've done that, you know.

You've never done that for me, you know. And then the other son that that went and spent all of his inheritance and you know. Just pretty much lived in apostasy or whatever, right? You know, but yeah, man, it's it's like it was the love of the father in that situation, right?

I always love that in that parable too is like Jesus makes a point to say he was eating the pigs food. Yeah, which means okay as a good Jewish boy, he would have not even went anywhere near a pig. I don't even be within arm shot of pork because of what the law says not only was he working for someone who was Basically violating the Mosaic law and raising pigs.

Yeah, he was working with the pigs and not only that he was eating What the pig should eat? Yeah, so he's making a point of like how low right he was. It's kind of like when the whole thing when scholars talk about Jesus driving out the demons and they go into pigs.

Yeah, and they go. Well, that's why there was a bunch of demons there. You got a bunch of Jewish farmers raising pigs. Yeah, they're breaking the Mosaic law, right? I don't know. I just find that stuff interesting.

Oh, absolutely, but it's like showing how how low he was which I think is part of that parable, right? Yeah, you have to get to a point of humbleness before you can understand the grace of God. Yeah, absolutely prideful men don't need God.

No, not at all. That's the sin of pride and I and I mean in those moments that we've talked about where I I did the same thing man, I I would I would say things that I never Should have said right? Yeah the people that you know that are that I've had to ask forgiveness from you know, and I mean, it's just the the way that you're you know when when you're.

When you have no remorse at that at those in those moments when you have When Christ really isn't in the forefront in your in your life, you know, yeah. When you really don't have feelings in a way, I mean really it's it's like or it's the wrong feelings.

You know, it's it's like man like I could I could say something and not even care, you know go on with my day. Oh, you're gonna punch me in the face. Oh, yeah, go ahead, right? Try it, you know or whatever.

You know like provoke that, you know and turn that into something else. It was just you know, it was it was just an ongoing thing for in my life at times. You know back in the day, but I do like how we said before we started recording.

We're gonna make this a fun. And we've talked about condemnation sin repentance. Like we always come back. I guess that's good. We have to started with dad jokes and then you start preaching after that.

So, okay. He's gonna have a mixed bag on this episode. Exactly. That's okay. We like to do these salad bar episodes. Yeah, then we start calling those salad bar episodes a little while ago. I don't know, but I'll go with it.

I don't know but I remember going to Ryan's Steakhouse after Sunday service. Oh, man, dude, where was that Ryan's Steakhouse? I don't know. I've never heard of it. There was one in Toledo. There was one up north.

Man, I think there's there might they might still be right. I don't know. I haven't are they just like really good. It's a big hey, yeah, it's well, it's a buffet. Their rolls were amazing. So I would have about 15 of them, you know, it's like going to it's like going to Texas Roadhouse.

You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Butter bread coming you can you could go ahead and bring me some more that but you want some more bread. Yeah, I want some more bread. You don't have to ask but sir, you've had an appetizer.

You've had salad. You've had dinner. You've had dessert. Do you still want rolls? Yes, bring the rolls. The baskets empty at the end of the table. Just bring another. The worst is when I really want a steak and then I just end up filling up on bread, right?

I mean, dude, I for some reason I can fit a steak. Somewhere in my belly in my belly just anywhere. It's like, you know there. Have you heard do you remember the great outdoors with John Candy? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, an accurate the old 96 er, it's been a while since I've seen it though. So there was a state called the old 96 er, okay. Yeah, what is it? 96 ounces of steak and John Candy was trying to get everybody a free meal.

So Nine yeah, 96 ounces was 96 houses about four or five pounds of meat or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean it's just like man, oh man actually it might be so I don't know. But so have you ever have you ever been part of like an eating contest like this?

I mean you were on the road all the time. You never came across a restaurant where it's like if you eat this 10-pound hamburger. I know. Oh, yeah, I did a pound a pound and a half of hamburger. It was the worst idea ever was a dude.

It was it might have been two pounds actually it but it was big enough to where it was like at first I was like, dude, this hamburger takes great. Yeah, and then by the time you get down to like three quarters of it.

You're just like I don't want to I don't want any more burger for a really long time. But yeah, that's you get through it. I Think I got down to maybe just having a few a few pieces left and they're just like, okay.

Yeah, you're good. You look like you're about to throw up. So Did you win anything? Yeah, they get their free meal. Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, but yeah, those those condos those condos are everywhere like yeah ice cream and no I've never done a contest but there's a place in Birch Run, Michigan.

Okay, that was featured on a lot of like the Food shows. Okay, it's called Tony's. Oh, yeah, totally, right? Yeah, and he does five pounds of bacon on a BLT. Five pounds. So think of a package of bacon.

No, so you get this you can't see it. But for those watching on YouTube right now, it's it's a good it's a good 12 inch tall sandwich yeah, five pounds of bacon and I think it's like the sandwich is like 15 20 bucks expensive sandwich and You don't win anything.

If you eat it all but if you do you get your name in the in the restaurant somewhere use so Samantha and I went up with some friends about oh probably eight or nine years ago and She got sick that morning.

She tried to do it. No. No, no. We know I was like some shopping up there went there I tried to do it and halfway through she's like I'm gonna throw up just for smelling the bacon because I don't feel gonna win out Up and sat in the car was she pregnant at the time I think actually you want to what I think she might have been pregnant.

So I might have been 12 years ago with with Penelope. I think that's what it was. But yeah, I tried to get through but I got like probably Eight or ten ounces into it and I was like, this is just a lot of bacon.

I I I mean there's this spot Down in Toledo for anybody that's interested. It's called the benchmark. It's actually in Perrysburg. They have an amazing Amazing appetizer that has bacon that's the size of like, you know a six-ounce steak as thick as a filet Mignon and like it is so good.

But the next day I checked my blood pressure Dude, I didn't know that bacon could do that to blood. Oh, can it it do like I sit right up it It made mine go up. Well, and I mean, yeah, it was like it was like one over 160.

It was crazy. Yeah, 160 over 90 something or whatever. We got a set up. I haven't ate yet today. So I'm doing Intermittent fasting where I don't eat for a day and then eat for a day and then don't eat for a day.

So I went don't eat and then yesterday ate and then today I'm back on don't eat and I haven't ate yet today and you Are making yeah, we got You're allowed to have potato chips. No, you're not where you get that from like Who's that a joke?

Well, who's the who's the pastor that Shake rocks and that rocks. What's his name? He's with the send. He's got a loo angle Lou. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and that's what he says. You can do it. So check this out.

So he was doing this fast. I heard this story he he was doing this fast and Someone had a dream that they saw him eating chips and In eating yogurt on this fast and They they told him about the about the dream and he was like I have to be honest with you I was in my kitchen last night.

It was it was like a 30-day fast or whatever, you know, and he was like trying to make it through obviously 30 days is obviously, you know, yeah very hard fast, but Anyway, yeah, he really was eating chips and on a fast.