How to sell Christian books without looking bad.

So here's the game plan, we gotta get people to forget about the fact that we're actually just selling them the truth in our own words.

We don't want them to think of it that way. We don't want them to realize that a Christian book is just a regurgitation of what the

Bible says and we're charging money for that regurgitation. That's the first step. And why would people not like that?

Well, because there are verses like Micah 3 .11 that make it sound pretty bad. What does Micah 3 .11

say? You don't want to know, but I actually do want to know. Trust me, sir, you do not.

For the sake of all that is holy, do not look up that verse. I read it once and I still have nightmares.

Oh, don't be silly. It can't be that bad. Now if only I could remember where Micah is.

New Testament. I'm not falling for that. Hey, look, it's the church organist running naked outside. Here I am.

Okay. Guess I missed it. I guess you did, sir. So what were we talking about?