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- So here's the game plan, we gotta get people to forget about the fact that we're actually just selling them the truth in our own words.
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- We don't want them to think of it that way. We don't want them to realize that a Christian book is just a regurgitation of what the
- 00:13
- Bible says and we're charging money for that regurgitation. That's the first step. And why would people not like that?
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- Well, because there are verses like Micah 3 .11 that make it sound pretty bad. What does Micah 3 .11
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- say? You don't want to know, but I actually do want to know. Trust me, sir, you do not.
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- For the sake of all that is holy, do not look up that verse. I read it once and I still have nightmares.
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- Oh, don't be silly. It can't be that bad. Now if only I could remember where Micah is.
- 00:43
- New Testament. I'm not falling for that. Hey, look, it's the church organist running naked outside. Here I am.
- 00:54
- Okay. Guess I missed it. I guess you did, sir. So what were we talking about?