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Is it wrong, is it wrong to smoke marred

iguana?

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Of an autocorrect fail.

Now some of them are worse than others.

And with over half a million questions answered, over the years we've received some questions that left us saying,

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So we thought we'd share the best of the best.

The cream of the crop and the inquisitive online oopsies.

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Do Christians have the power to rebuke Stan?

Even Stan Lee can be rebuked.

Is it a sin to perm your heir?

How long after the birth of Jesus did shepherds arrive to see Jim?

What sort of things should I have in my marriage vowels?

A, E, I, do?

Why was Jesus born in a mango?

What a fruity question.

What does it mean that the two will become one fresh?

What is the meaning of the incarnation of Christ?

Shucks if we know.

Who is Milk Isadek?

Why did King Harold want to kill the baby Jesus?

Maybe because the other Herald angels wouldn't let him sing.

That's a stretch.

Why does my church talk so much about tides?

Probably to be relevant to current dietary habits.

What does it mean to be poor in Sprite?

Who were the Pharaoh seeds?

How can I find the strength to be absent until marriage?

How can I rejoice in trails?

Does the Bible allow you to drink beer?

What does it mean to not let the sun go down on your raft?

Why does God want us to take care of orphans and windows?

How can I exercise denim out of me?

Skinny jeans are demonic.

Why do Catholics celebrate Lent for 40 days?

Probably because it takes a long time to dry those robes.

Why did God cast Lucy out of heaven?

I don't know, that's freaky.

Why do I have to wait until I am married to be intimidated with a man?

Now that is a daunting question.

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