If The Princess Bride Characters Were Churches
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In our “if this were churches” series, we’ve been anticipating this one! It’s inconceivably funny!
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- 00:00
- Have fun storming the castle.
- 00:13
- Think it'll work? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.
- 00:24
- We are but poor lost circus performers.
- 00:30
- I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
- 00:32
- I'll explain, and I'll use small words that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
- 00:39
- So bow down to her if you want, bow to her, bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence.
- 00:50
- Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
- 01:02
- I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
- 01:06
- But you must have known I was not a great fool.
- 01:08
- You would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
- 01:14
- He didn't fall? Inconceivable! You keep using that word.
- 01:19
- I don't think it means what you think it means.
- 01:25
- Hold it, hold it.
- 01:27
- What is this? Is this a kissing book? Wait, just wait.
- 01:38
- Look, are you just fiddling around with me, or what? I just want you to feel you're doing well.
- 01:44
- My name is Inigo Montoya.
- 01:46
- You killed my father.
- 01:47
- Prepare to die.
- 01:49
- Stop saying that! Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
- 01:57
- There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
- 02:01
- Please open his mouth.