If The Princess Bride Characters Were Churches

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In our “if this were churches” series, we’ve been anticipating this one! It’s inconceivably funny! #cwac #christiancomedy #churchcomedy #christianhumor #churchhumor #princessbride #theprincessbride #asyouwish

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Have fun storming the castle.
00:13
Think it'll work? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.
00:24
We are but poor lost circus performers.
00:30
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
00:32
I'll explain, and I'll use small words that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
00:39
So bow down to her if you want, bow to her, bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence.
00:50
Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
01:02
I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
01:06
But you must have known I was not a great fool.
01:08
You would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
01:14
He didn't fall? Inconceivable! You keep using that word.
01:19
I don't think it means what you think it means.
01:25
Hold it, hold it.
01:27
What is this? Is this a kissing book? Wait, just wait.
01:38
Look, are you just fiddling around with me, or what? I just want you to feel you're doing well.
01:44
My name is Inigo Montoya.
01:46
You killed my father.
01:47
Prepare to die.
01:49
Stop saying that! Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
01:57
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
02:01
Please open his mouth.