If The Princess Bride Characters Were Churches
In our “if this were churches” series, we’ve been anticipating this one! It’s inconceivably funny!
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Transcript
Have fun storming the castle.
Think it'll work? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.
We are but poor lost circus performers.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain, and I'll use small words that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
So bow down to her if you want, bow to her, bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence.
Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
But you must have known I was not a great fool.
You would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
He didn't fall? Inconceivable! You keep using that word.
I don't think it means what you think it means.
Hold it, hold it.
What is this? Is this a kissing book? Wait, just wait.
Look, are you just fiddling around with me, or what? I just want you to feel you're doing well.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
Stop saying that! Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Please open his mouth.