If Top Gun Characters were Churches

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Ma'am, you wanna know who the best is? That's him, Iceman.

That's the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes.

Be my guest.

I had the shot, there was no danger, so I took it.

You took it.

And broke a major rule of engagement.

You're everyone's problem.

That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe.

I don't like you because you're dangerous.

That's right.

Ice, man, I am dangerous.

The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brains.

Think that your love drives a man insane.

You broke my will? Oh, what a thrill.

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.

Ice cold.

The, uh, plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, you kill me.

You really do.

No, no, no, no.

There's two O's in goose, boys.

Gentlemen, we have a hop to take.

Our deck on this hop will be 10,000 feet.

There'll be no engagement below that.