If Willy Wonka Characters were Churches

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In anticipation of Roald Dahl's books being rewritten to conform with political correctness, we go back to the world of Willy Wonka and image "If Willy Wonka Characters were Churches" with a special guest appearance by the real Willy Wonka, Michael Scott!

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Would you like to see? Yeah Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo I've got another puzzle for you Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grizzly reaper mowing? YES! Who ever heard of a snozzberry? We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams Boy what a great show I serve all his TV dinners right here He's never even been to the table I want it now Don't care how I want it now Feel sorry for Wonka It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates Is it just me or does Wonka seem a few quarters short of a buck? I'm sorry I didn't speak American Yippee Of course I did have my share of trophies Mostly baton Mr.