I'm, Well, Dead...Apparently

Justin Peters

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And I didn't even know I was sick.

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I didn't even have the decency to go to my own funeral. Welcome to the program, ladies and gentlemen.

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My name is Justin Peters. I hope that this finds you and your family doing well today. I want to thank you so much for joining me.

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So yeah, apparently I'm dead. I was looking the other day, one of my videos on my

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YouTube channel that I just recently posted and I happened to notice a comment. Someone said something to the effect of,

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Justin, I'm glad you're still here because there's a video out there saying that you're dead. And they provided a link to it.

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So I clicked the link, as you might imagine that I would, and I went to it and sure enough, there is a thumbnail and it shows

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Laura Ingram from Fox News doing a report on me that I am in fact dead.

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And it does have the correct dates of my life. I was indeed born in 1973 and this is year 2024, but by God's grace,

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I hope to live to see at least a few more years. So no, dear ones, I am not dead, but I did get kind of a chuckle out of that and I wanted to have a little fun with it.

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So I posted this on Twitter, X I guess now, I said this, I have some sad news, at least for most of you, hopefully.

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I'm apparently dead. Looks like I died just recently. I was quite surprised to learn of this just now and didn't even know

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Fox News knew who I was. On the plus side, dying was easier than I expected.

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On the downside though, and looking around right now, heaven is not as pretty as I thought it would be.

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In fact, it looks pretty much the same, suspiciously so, as the neighborhood I lived in while I was alive.

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And well, my legs still don't work and my hands are still jacked up. Bummer.

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Hashtag, gotta admit, I'm a little disappointed. So, anyway, people seem to appreciate that humor, but no, dear ones,

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I am not dead. I am recording this on Sunday evening, November the 3rd, and it was kind of funny because when

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I got to church this morning, people were coming up to me, glad you're not dead, Justin. And apparently this video has made quite the rounds.

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A lot of people are seeing it. I even got a few texts from people saying, you know, are you okay?

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And so, anyway, dear ones, I am okay. I am not dead, at least

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I don't think so. Doing fairly well as far as I can tell. Now, on a little bit more serious note though, there are

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YouTube channels out there using my picture in the, whatever you call it, the avatar,

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I guess. And they're calling themselves Justin Peters or Justin Peters Channel or various iterations of that.

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There appear to be several of them and not with a lot of subscribers, but one of them does have apparently a couple of thousand or so.

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This is the only YouTube channel I've got. This one right here that you are watching,

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Justin Peters Ministries, as of this recording with about three hundred and four thousand subscribers.

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So if you see any other channel that pretends to be me, it ain't me. It's not.

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So one stop shopping right here for everything related to YouTube and JPM.

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All right. Well, thank you very much, dear ones. Until our next time together.

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There may be some people out there that wish I were dead, but that's okay. I'm not.

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So until our next time together. May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the fellowship of his