If Star Wars Characters Were Churches (May the Fourth Be With You!)
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This is part of our “if this were churches” series!
In honor of Star Wars Day, we take a look at a few of the characters. Special thanks to Basil Conway and Bobby Jones for their ideas for this video.
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- 00:05
- It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force.
- 00:20
- How many languages do you speak? I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily- Splendid! He is too young to speak, so he is too young to take the creed.
- 00:41
- If his parent gave permission, couldn't he then become a Mandalorian apprentice? I don't believe it.
- 00:50
- That is why you fail.
- 00:54
- We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
- 01:03
- Master Skywalker, there are too many of them.
- 01:06
- What are we going to do? I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- 01:19
- Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47.
- 01:23
- It's a trap! I love you.
- 01:27
- I know.
- 01:29
- You're looking at now, sir.
- 01:30
- Everything that happens now is happening now.
- 01:33
- What happened to then? We passed that.
- 01:35
- When? Just now.
- 01:36
- We're at now now.
- 01:37
- Go back to then! When? Now! Now? Now! I can't.
- 01:40
- Why? We missed it.
- 01:41
- When? Just now.
- 01:42
- I've just about had enough of you.
- 01:45
- Go that way.
- 01:46
- You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile.
- 01:50
- And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help.
- 01:54
- Within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile.
- 01:57
- And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help.
- 01:59
- No.
- 02:01
- I am your father.