If Forrest Gump Characters Were Churches

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I started movin' around the music, swingin' my hips.

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I love you. Forrest, you don't know what love is.

00:18

When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know,

00:27

I went. And so then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more.

00:32

And I said, that's good. One less thing. At first, it seemed like I made a mistake, seeing how it was only my induction day and I was already getting yelled at.

00:51

What's your sole purpose in this army? To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant.

00:57

Where are you boys from in the world? Alabama, sir. You twins?

01:05

No, we are not relations, sir. Shrimp is the fruit of deceit.

01:20

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

01:26

There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp criolles. So I went to church every

01:40

Sunday. Have you found Jesus yet? I didn't know

01:47

I was supposed to be looking for him, sir. I can't sit here.

01:55

Get it, Dad. Ice cream. Damn. I'm pretty tired.

02:15

I think I'll go home now. Life is a box of chocolates,

02:20

Forrest. You never know what you're going to get. Gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried.

02:30

Let me tell you something else. We are here to offer protection and help for all those who need our help.

02:35

Now maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times. I played ping pong even when

02:45

I didn't have anyone to play ping pong with. Congratulations. How do you feel?

02:51

I got a pig. I believe he said he had to go pee. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

03:02

I don't know if we each have a destiny. Or if we're all just floating around accidentally like on a breeze.

03:13

Maybe it's both. Shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.