If Forrest Gump Characters Were Churches

I started moving around the music, swinging my hips.

I love you.

Forrest, you don't know what love is.

When I got tired, I slept.

When I got hungry, I ate.

When I had to go, you know, I went.

And so then I got a call from him saying, we don't have to worry about money no more.

And I said, that's good.

One last thing.

At first, it seemed like I made a mistake, seeing how it was only my induction day and I was already

getting yelled at.

What's your sole purpose in this army?

To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant.

Where are you boys from in the world?

Alabama, sir.

You twins?

No, we are not relations, sir.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole.

So I went to church every Sunday.

Have you found Jesus yet, Don?

I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

I can't sit here.

Get it, Dad, ice cream.

Damn.

I'm pretty tired.

I think I'll go home now.

Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest.

You never know what you're going to get.

Gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried.

Let me tell you something, though.

We are here to offer protection and help for all those who need our help.

Now, maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times.

I played ping pong even when I didn't have anyone to play ping pong with.

Congratulations.

How do you feel?

I got a pig.

I believe he said he had to go pee.

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I don't know if we each have a destiny or if

we're all just floating around accidentally like on a breeze.

Maybe it's both.

Shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger,

shrimp sandwich.

That's about it.