If Forrest Gump Characters Were Churches

I started movin' around the music, swingin' my hips.

I love you. Forrest, you don't know what love is.

When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know,

I went. And so then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more.

And I said, that's good. One less thing. At first, it seemed like I made a mistake, seeing how it was only my induction day and I was already getting yelled at.

What's your sole purpose in this army? To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant.

Where are you boys from in the world? Alabama, sir. You twins?

No, we are not relations, sir. Shrimp is the fruit of deceit.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

There's shrimp kebabs, shrimp criolles. So I went to church every

Sunday. Have you found Jesus yet? I didn't know

I was supposed to be looking for him, sir. I can't sit here.

Get it, Dad. Ice cream. Damn. I'm pretty tired.

I think I'll go home now. Life is a box of chocolates,

Forrest. You never know what you're going to get. Gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried.

Let me tell you something else. We are here to offer protection and help for all those who need our help.

Now maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times. I played ping pong even when

I didn't have anyone to play ping pong with. Congratulations. How do you feel?

I got a pig. I believe he said he had to go pee. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I don't know if we each have a destiny. Or if we're all just floating around accidentally like on a breeze.

Maybe it's both. Shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.