Denominations Play Family Feud

Welcome back to Denominational Family Feud.

I'm your host, Chad.

Today we have two denominations going head to head to raise money for their charities.

Playing for the Superior Theology Foundation we have the Presbyterian family, the PCA, the PCUSA, the OPC, and the CREC.

Playing for the Lottie Moon Christmas Offering we have the Baptist family, we have the SBC, the IFB, the Reformed Baptist, and Big Eva.

Wait a second, why am I here? I'm not a Baptist.

You try to convince everyone of that, but we all know the truth.

Reformed Baptist, are you a police officer? No, why? No reason.

Okay, it's time to play the feud.

Give me PCA, give me SBC.

Our first round is a speed round.

It's going to tell us who gets to take control of the game.

Alright, we surveyed 100 people.

We're looking for the top answer.

Name your favorite corporate worship songwriter.

King David.

Come on, he literally wrote the Psalms.

SBC, you have a chance to take a commanding lead.

We surveyed 100 people.

Top answer.

Who is your favorite corporate worship songwriter? Bill Gaither.

Show me Bill Gaither.

Alright, that got us off to a great start.

We're now moving on to round two.

Give me PCUSA, give me IFB.

We surveyed 100 church members.

Top six answers are on the board.

What do you look for when visiting a new church? Make sure they're using a real Bible, King James Version.

Show me Bible Translation.

Okay, PCUSA, you can keep control of the board if you get a higher answer.

What do you look for when visiting a new church? When I visit a new church, I'm looking for acceptance, affirmation, and a general attitude of tolerance.

Is it up there? Okay, it was up there, but it was still not the number one answer, so we're going to go back to the Baptist, giving an opportunity to seek the number one answer.

Reformed Baptist, what do you look for when you visit a new church? Commitment to confessional theology, expository preaching, and the sufficiency of Scripture.

Alright, show me Puritan.

Well, that's too bad.

OPC, you have the opportunity to steal.

What's the one thing you look for when you're visiting a new church? Well, the Reformed Baptist took my answer, which makes sense because they take so much of their theology from us.

But if I had to give another answer, I would say if I go to a church, I'm looking for a proper view of the sacraments.

Okay, let's see.

Show me sacraments.

Alright, the Presbyterians have taken the lead.

We're going to give the Baptist the opportunity to catch up.

Big Eva, what do you look for when you're visiting a new church? Hey, the first thing I look for when I visit a church is a place to get rid of, I mean drop off my kids.

Okay, looking for childcare.

Let's see it.

Okay, CREC, the score is tied, and you have the opportunity to win the game for your team.

What do you look for when visiting a new church? Well, it's hard to narrow it down, but if I were looking for a church, it would have to be a partial preterist, theonomic post-millennial, Christian nationalist that practices paedo-communion.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

That's your answer? Okay, we surveyed 100 people.

These 100 people were not in Moscow, Idaho.

That's the answer you're going to go with.

Survey 100 people.

Top six answers on the board.

That's what you're going with.

Well, it may not be up there, but it's the right answer.

Alright.

Show me Moscow.

You're kidding.

That's it.

Game over.

I'm done.

Presbyterians have won.

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