If TV & Movie Mothers Were Churches
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Happy Mother’s Day. What if our favorite moms from film and TV were churches!?!
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- 00:03
- This is my mom, Beverly Goldberg, a shoulder-padded, crunchy-haired mother-warrior whose top priority was always her kids.
- 00:11
- When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English.
- 00:16
- But isn't she American? Exactly.
- 00:19
- If you want to turn your backs on God and spend eternity doing laps in a lake of fire, well that's your choice.
- 00:26
- Wrong, Vic.
- 00:27
- Wrong.
- 00:28
- Nikki doesn't even love you.
- 00:29
- Come on, Vic.
- 00:30
- Open your eyes, buddy.
- 00:32
- Picture it.
- 00:35
- Sicily, 1912.
- 00:37
- You think I have a place? Let me ask you to your place.
- 00:42
- Do you think you love me? The man is the head, but the woman is the neck.
- 00:48
- And she can turn the head any way she wants.
- 00:52
- A mother is all things.
- 00:55
- A cook, a dressmaker, a disciplinarian.
- 01:00
- Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene! You want me to intervene? Keep on! Keep on! I don't know why they didn't tell us about this.
- 01:08
- Where did they get those costumes? I'm starting to worry you're not even capable of saying something nice about me in your speech.
- 01:14
- Lindsay, saying nice things about you is easy.
- 01:18
- The hard part is not sounding sarcastic.
- 01:21
- Look, there are times when men want a place of their own.
- 01:24
- I still say that girls have a right to anything that boys have.
- 01:29
- I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your mama.
- 01:34
- We can change it, Kyle.
- 01:37
- We have to at least try.
- 01:39
- There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
- 01:42
- Did you tell her to scrub the walls down with disinfectant? That's what you should have told her to do.
- 01:45
- Did you tell her to do that? No, I didn't.
- 01:48
- See, now that's what I'm talking about.
- 01:50
- You told the child to use a mask.
- 01:51
- A mask.
- 01:52
- What is that going to do? A mask.
- 01:54
- That just goes to show you, you don't know anything about sick people.
- 01:56
- I have a mind of my own, you know.
- 01:58
- I can contribute.
- 01:59
- I'm not just some trophy wife.