If TV & Movie Mothers Were Churches

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Happy Mother’s Day. What if our favorite moms from film and TV were churches!?! #cwac #christiancomedy #christianhumor #churchcomedy #calvinism #churchhumor #mother #motherhood #mothersday #tvmom #tvmother

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This is my mom, Beverly Goldberg, a shoulder-padded, crunchy-haired mother-warrior whose top priority was always her kids.
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When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English.
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But isn't she American? Exactly.
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If you want to turn your backs on God and spend eternity doing laps in a lake of fire, well that's your choice.
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Wrong, Vic.
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Wrong.
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Nikki doesn't even love you.
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Come on, Vic.
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Open your eyes, buddy.
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Picture it.
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Sicily, 1912.
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You think I have a place? Let me ask you to your place.
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Do you think you love me? The man is the head, but the woman is the neck.
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And she can turn the head any way she wants.
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A mother is all things.
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A cook, a dressmaker, a disciplinarian.
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Do something! Don't just stand there! I need you to intervene! You want me to intervene? Keep on! Keep on! I don't know why they didn't tell us about this.
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Where did they get those costumes? I'm starting to worry you're not even capable of saying something nice about me in your speech.
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Lindsay, saying nice things about you is easy.
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The hard part is not sounding sarcastic.
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Look, there are times when men want a place of their own.
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I still say that girls have a right to anything that boys have.
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I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your mama.
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We can change it, Kyle.
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We have to at least try.
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There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.
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Did you tell her to scrub the walls down with disinfectant? That's what you should have told her to do.
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Did you tell her to do that? No, I didn't.
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See, now that's what I'm talking about.
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You told the child to use a mask.
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A mask.
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What is that going to do? A mask.
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That just goes to show you, you don't know anything about sick people.
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I have a mind of my own, you know.
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I can contribute.
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I'm not just some trophy wife.