If Addams Family Characters Were Churches

🎵Halloween music🎵 Oh, there he is!

Is it unpleasant? Deeply. You're - 🎵Gibberish🎵

And we're all here to learn, to grow, and to just plain have -

Ah, now I understand. This is a children's prison. I think we should turn the other cheek.

No! When people insulted me, I always turned the other cheek. Well? I ran out of cheeks.

I seek justice! Denied! I shall not submit!

I shall conquer! I shall rise! The Bermuda Triangle is a very strange and mysterious place.

You'd be surprised at all the things you don't know. Is that your bathing suit?