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These are questions that you've asked recently that included some amusing typos. So sit back and enjoy.

If a Christian vomits suede, will he still go to heaven? Let's hope there are janitors up there.

What is Tom Kapur? Why did God choose the newish people? Is it true that robots with artificial insemination are going to take over the world?

I honestly don't even know how to answer that question. Why does my pastor preach from behind a puppy every

Sunday? Well, all dogs go to heaven, right? Cats, on the other hand...

What is uniform terrorism? What does it mean to be saved by Ace? Is it wrong to watch phonography?

What is Abraham's blossom? Can GotQuestions .org help me with my Sunday massages?

Well, first we like to start with a little bit of anointing oil. What did my pastor mean when he said

I should be medicating on scripture? What is the mark of the breast? Chicken breast.

It's just good chicken. What is the importance of the resurrection of juices? Well, we need our vitamin

D because it's from the sun and Jesus was the son of God and he resurrected, so therefore there's the resurrection of Jesus tied into juices, which

I think is not at all what that question was asking. How often did the Israelites celebrate

Julie's Bees? How long did Moses spend in Montana? Pretty sure that makes

Montana the oldest state in the Union. How can I avoid a horrible eternal destiny?

How can I avoid a horrible eternal destiny?

Say that 10 times fast. What is the Ralph of God? Well, technically it's the inspiration for Wreck -It

Ralph, if you want to get technical. Are you familiar with the bottle that is easy to read?

Not sure if this question is about Bible translations or about beer.

Who was Pontius Pilate's? Is addition a sin? No, but mathematics should be.

With all the people at the pool of Bethesda, why did Jesus only heal one paralegal?

Well, because nobody likes lawyers and he felt sorry for them. If you're a lawyer, don't sue us. We've all got questions and the

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