GotQuestions.org - Funny Questions - Hilarious Autocorrect Fails 2
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At GotQuestions.org, we receive a lot of funny auto-correct fails in the questions that are submitted to us. This video covers some of the best. Episode 2.
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- Why did God punish the Israelites with pesto lint? Hi there. I'm one of the animators for GotQuestions .org,
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- the largest online collection of Bible -answered questions. We're back with more of our favorite autocorrect fails, submitted by you, our favorite inquisitive patrons.
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- These are questions that you've asked recently that included some amusing typos. So sit back and enjoy.
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- If a Christian vomits suede, will he still go to heaven? Let's hope there are janitors up there.
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- What is Tom Kapur? Why did God choose the newish people? Is it true that robots with artificial insemination are going to take over the world?
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- I honestly don't even know how to answer that question. Why does my pastor preach from behind a puppy every
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- Sunday? Well, all dogs go to heaven, right? Cats, on the other hand...
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- What is uniform terrorism? What does it mean to be saved by Ace? Is it wrong to watch phonography?
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- What is Abraham's blossom? Can GotQuestions .org help me with my Sunday massages?
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- Well, first we like to start with a little bit of anointing oil. What did my pastor mean when he said
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- I should be medicating on scripture? What is the mark of the breast? Chicken breast.
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- It's just good chicken. What is the importance of the resurrection of juices? Well, we need our vitamin
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- D because it's from the sun and Jesus was the son of God and he resurrected, so therefore there's the resurrection of Jesus tied into juices, which
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- I think is not at all what that question was asking. How often did the Israelites celebrate
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- Julie's Bees? How long did Moses spend in Montana? Pretty sure that makes
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- Montana the oldest state in the Union. How can I avoid a horrible eternal destiny?
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- How can I avoid a horrible eternal destiny?
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- Say that 10 times fast. What is the Ralph of God? Well, technically it's the inspiration for Wreck -It
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- Ralph, if you want to get technical. Are you familiar with the bottle that is easy to read?
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- Not sure if this question is about Bible translations or about beer.
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- Who was Pontius Pilate's? Is addition a sin? No, but mathematics should be.
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- With all the people at the pool of Bethesda, why did Jesus only heal one paralegal?
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- Well, because nobody likes lawyers and he felt sorry for them. If you're a lawyer, don't sue us. We've all got questions and the
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- Bible has answers. If you don't know the answer to a question, don't worry, we'll spell it out for you.
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- Find out the answers to these questions on our website, GotQuestions .org. Give a thumbs up and be sure to click subscribe.